TKC CAPTION CONTEST!!! PLEASE TAG THIS KANSAS CITY ROYALS LADY FAN FROLICKING IN THE FOUNTAIN @ THE K!!!
Deadspin brings us a good look at Kansas City white lady privilege in action . . .
Lady Goes For A Stroll Through The Kauffman Stadium Fountain
She seems happy about the hot mess . . .
They're already calling her the KC Royals Swimmer in this photo gallery.
And now . . . Before we move on to more serious stuff . . .
PLEASE CAPTION THIS KANSAS CITY ROYALS FAN WHITE BROAD WITH DRINK IN HAND AND FROLICKING IN THE FOUNTAINS @ THE K!!!
I'm actually curious if one of you d-bags will come up with a money quote on this one . . .
As always, the winner will be awarded 50,000 totally worthless TKC Double Bonus Points!!!
Kansas City Awash in drunk chicks.
ReplyDeleteNo really she was running from Glazer he was staring at her and creeping her out.
ReplyDelete"The Chad Rodgers search continues in vain..."
ReplyDeleteLooks Like Mayor Pro Idiot Cindy
ReplyDeleteBartender... When I asked for a WELL drink...
ReplyDeleteIf you think the Royals are going to win the World Series you must be all wet.
ReplyDeleteTuessday, and nothings happening. This post is proof of it. LOL
ReplyDeleteThe KCPD finally catches a law breaker.
ReplyDeleteWelcome to the InTeRtUbEs..where if there is no news we shalt make the news!
ReplyDelete"City Councilwoman Cindy Circo finds a unique way to cool down from the KC political heat!"
ReplyDeleteTits or GTFO.
ReplyDeletecan we get some help here, someone has to know her. this has been the best thing to happen in that stadium since Ted Nugent got hit in the mouth with a steel bearing back in the 70's
ReplyDeleteUgly cougars on the loose in ballpark
ReplyDeleteShe did this stunt about 15 years too late...
ReplyDeleteHeadline: Local blubberguts takes a splash in KC's mythical fountain of youth, ensures another 20 years of drinking 48 oz. Bud Lights from plastic tower cups and cackling laughter at "The Lake."
ReplyDeleteDon't be tricked. This chick had this planned ahead of time. See how she is wearing an inner tube under her shirt?
ReplyDeleteWhite lady privilege is right. A Black person would never get away with that. In fact, the caption would read "Cop kills Black guy in Kaufman fountain."
ReplyDeleteAttention whore entertains fans.
ReplyDeleteCindy Circo inspires wanna-be's all over the city...
ReplyDelete9:03- You're an idiot. They wouldn't have killed him, but they would have to clean the fountains to get all the black folk stink out of it.
ReplyDeleteAt least she held onto her $12 drink
ReplyDeleteKC Royalty
ReplyDelete" WANTED: Loser, fat, white chick requires TV/internet attention."
ReplyDelete(sorry-position filled)
Does this make my butt look big?
ReplyDeleteKansas City: No mountains. No beaches. No problem.
ReplyDeleteAlcohol and antidepressants: "It felt like I was in a dream".
ReplyDeleteDoofus City
ReplyDeleteNot content with getting kicked out of Adventure Oasis water park Madelyn Sheaffer goes for a larger audience and flaunts her flab at the Royals game.
ReplyDeleteThis is as close as the Royals will get to a wild card chase.
ReplyDeleteOh I thought at first glance that was a map of shootings, muggings, fights, robberies, burglaries, drug overdoses, car thefts, rolling gun battles, etc.
ReplyDeleteWrong thread sorry.
ReplyDeleteMaybe Johnny Landsberg can help her salvage her reputation. LOL
ReplyDeleteGood entertainment for the brain dead.
ReplyDeleteThe saddest part is the paper lists her at 25. Holy fuck she is hideous
ReplyDeleteBeing most chicks are total drunks by the age 22 in this town they age faster. So 25 is the new 50.
ReplyDeleteAppears she is drunk and impaired enough to think she was at the Jones Cesspool
ReplyDeleteBest comment was on deadspin:
ReplyDeleteUnfortunately, when she blew her way to a .224, the police were able to arrest her for both public intoxication and impersonating Mike Moustakas. Today 3:25am
I'd fuck her in the ass. Then cum all over her face and tits.
ReplyDeleteThe Perfect American Female Specimen. She's just doing whats she's been programmed by the mass media to do.
ReplyDeleteGet drunk and act like an imbecile.
Jorts, a fat gut, saggy alcoholic facial features in her 20s and a love of attention.
ReplyDeleteSingle KC men, line up!!!
YAEL T. ABOUHALKAH
ReplyDeletePunish the Royals’ ‘Fountain Lady’ for her dangerous stunt
August 6
All Hail YAEL! So Yael what you suggest, public stoning, whack off her drinking hand, 100 lashes?
Yael T. Aboolahookaboooka-sham-a-lama-ding-dong
ReplyDeleteYael can become KC's Sheik in charge of Ministry of Punishment
ReplyDeletePut up fencing topped with razor barbed wire on the fountain it will fit right in with our wonderful Police State.
ReplyDeleteShe flashed her melons apparently also but no pics yet so stand by!
ReplyDeleteEvery one loves FountainMom now! She needs to go viral!
ReplyDeleteThanks to the Intertubes she will be an International Celebrity! After all who doesn't want to go viral on the interwebs?
ReplyDeleteWorld going gaga for fountain lady!
ReplyDeleteWhen will the boobs pics show up. The pic shows dudes taking pictures of her when she yanked her shirt up for them.
ReplyDeleteWe must do a better job at educating our youth to HOLD THEIR PHONES HORIZONTALLY WHEN FILMING!
ReplyDeleteCheap thrills, cheap content, whats not to like?
ReplyDeleteIt just looks like a cunt casserole...
ReplyDeleteWash your white trash day, at the K!
ReplyDeleteThat has to be the dumbest bitch to ever bless the stadium with her presence. What a bladder!!!
ReplyDeleteMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm that would be one SLOPPY fuck! You all know you would!
ReplyDeleteHer name is Jessica McCoy ... see URL: http://kctv.membercenter.worldnow.com/story/23059206/woman-25-arrested-after-jumping-into-the-fountains-at-kauffman-stadium
ReplyDeleteAll of these captions are pretty great.
ReplyDelete(sound of GONG!!!!) AND I SHOULD KNOW BECAUSE I, THE GREAT XALTI, RESIDE IN LOS ANGELES, THE CENTER OF THE KNOWN UNIVERSE OF ENTERTAINMENT, AND HIS LORDSHIP HAS BEEN TICKLED TO NO END BY THE WITTICISMS ON MY EXALTED CREATION- THE COMMENTS PAGES!!!!!
DeleteXalti,you lucky duck,with your very own stalker...how'd you do it?
ReplyDelete"Ambrosi got me drunk but I AM MAYOR-PRO-TEMP!"
ReplyDeletedon't come home cottage cheese thighs.....sheesh
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