TKC CAPTION CONTEST!!! PLEASE TAG THIS KANSAS CITY ROYALS LADY FAN FROLICKING IN THE FOUNTAIN @ THE K!!!



Deadspin brings us a good look at Kansas City white lady privilege in action . . .

Lady Goes For A Stroll Through The Kauffman Stadium Fountain





She seems happy about the hot mess . . .



They're already calling her the KC Royals Swimmer in this photo gallery.

And now . . . Before we move on to more serious stuff . . .

PLEASE CAPTION THIS KANSAS CITY ROYALS FAN WHITE BROAD WITH DRINK IN HAND AND FROLICKING IN THE FOUNTAINS @ THE K!!!

I'm actually curious if one of you d-bags will come up with a money quote on this one . . .

As always, the winner will be awarded 50,000 totally worthless TKC Double Bonus Points!!!

Comments

  1. Kansas City Awash in drunk chicks.

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  2. No really she was running from Glazer he was staring at her and creeping her out.

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  3. "The Chad Rodgers search continues in vain..."

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  4. Looks Like Mayor Pro Idiot Cindy

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  5. Bartender... When I asked for a WELL drink...

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  6. If you think the Royals are going to win the World Series you must be all wet.

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  7. Tuessday, and nothings happening. This post is proof of it. LOL

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  8. The KCPD finally catches a law breaker.

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  9. Welcome to the InTeRtUbEs..where if there is no news we shalt make the news!

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  10. "City Councilwoman Cindy Circo finds a unique way to cool down from the KC political heat!"

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  11. Tits or GTFO.

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  12. can we get some help here, someone has to know her. this has been the best thing to happen in that stadium since Ted Nugent got hit in the mouth with a steel bearing back in the 70's

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  13. Ugly cougars on the loose in ballpark

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  14. She did this stunt about 15 years too late...

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  15. Joel Olsteen Power Hour8/6/13, 8:57 AM

    Headline: Local blubberguts takes a splash in KC's mythical fountain of youth, ensures another 20 years of drinking 48 oz. Bud Lights from plastic tower cups and cackling laughter at "The Lake."

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  16. Don't be tricked. This chick had this planned ahead of time. See how she is wearing an inner tube under her shirt?

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  17. White lady privilege is right. A Black person would never get away with that. In fact, the caption would read "Cop kills Black guy in Kaufman fountain."

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  18. Attention whore entertains fans.

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  19. Cindy Circo inspires wanna-be's all over the city...

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  20. 9:03- You're an idiot. They wouldn't have killed him, but they would have to clean the fountains to get all the black folk stink out of it.

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  21. At least she held onto her $12 drink

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  22. KC Royalty

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  23. " WANTED: Loser, fat, white chick requires TV/internet attention."
    (sorry-position filled)

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  24. Does this make my butt look big?

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  25. Kansas City: No mountains. No beaches. No problem.

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  26. Alcohol and antidepressants: "It felt like I was in a dream".

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  27. Doofus City

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  28. Not content with getting kicked out of Adventure Oasis water park Madelyn Sheaffer goes for a larger audience and flaunts her flab at the Royals game.

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  29. This is as close as the Royals will get to a wild card chase.

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  30. Oh I thought at first glance that was a map of shootings, muggings, fights, robberies, burglaries, drug overdoses, car thefts, rolling gun battles, etc.

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  31. Wrong thread sorry.

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  32. Maybe Johnny Landsberg can help her salvage her reputation. LOL

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  33. Good entertainment for the brain dead.

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  34. The saddest part is the paper lists her at 25. Holy fuck she is hideous

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  35. Being most chicks are total drunks by the age 22 in this town they age faster. So 25 is the new 50.

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  36. Appears she is drunk and impaired enough to think she was at the Jones Cesspool

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  37. Best comment was on deadspin:

    Unfortunately, when she blew her way to a .224, the police were able to arrest her for both public intoxication and impersonating Mike Moustakas. Today 3:25am

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  38. I'd fuck her in the ass. Then cum all over her face and tits.

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  39. The Perfect American Female Specimen. She's just doing whats she's been programmed by the mass media to do.

    Get drunk and act like an imbecile.

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  40. Gene Shallots8/6/13, 12:57 PM

    Jorts, a fat gut, saggy alcoholic facial features in her 20s and a love of attention.
    Single KC men, line up!!!

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  41. YAEL T. ABOUHALKAH
    Punish the Royals’ ‘Fountain Lady’ for her dangerous stunt
    August 6

    All Hail YAEL! So Yael what you suggest, public stoning, whack off her drinking hand, 100 lashes?

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  42. Yael T. Aboolahookaboooka-sham-a-lama-ding-dong

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  43. Yael can become KC's Sheik in charge of Ministry of Punishment

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  44. Put up fencing topped with razor barbed wire on the fountain it will fit right in with our wonderful Police State.

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  45. She flashed her melons apparently also but no pics yet so stand by!

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  46. Every one loves FountainMom now! She needs to go viral!

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  47. Ugly Ass Faced Dumb and Stupid Geek8/6/13, 1:21 PM

    Thanks to the Intertubes she will be an International Celebrity! After all who doesn't want to go viral on the interwebs?

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  48. Regurgitating Content Algorithm8/6/13, 1:26 PM

    World going gaga for fountain lady!

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  49. When will the boobs pics show up. The pic shows dudes taking pictures of her when she yanked her shirt up for them.

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  50. We must do a better job at educating our youth to HOLD THEIR PHONES HORIZONTALLY WHEN FILMING!

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  51. Cheap thrills, cheap content, whats not to like?

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  52. It just looks like a cunt casserole...

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  53. Wash your white trash day, at the K!

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  54. That has to be the dumbest bitch to ever bless the stadium with her presence. What a bladder!!!

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  55. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm that would be one SLOPPY fuck! You all know you would!

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  56. Her name is Jessica McCoy ... see URL: http://kctv.membercenter.worldnow.com/story/23059206/woman-25-arrested-after-jumping-into-the-fountains-at-kauffman-stadium

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  57. All of these captions are pretty great.

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    1. the great and exalted one after he realized that his first comment was much too humble for the commoners8/6/13, 2:45 PM

      (sound of GONG!!!!) AND I SHOULD KNOW BECAUSE I, THE GREAT XALTI, RESIDE IN LOS ANGELES, THE CENTER OF THE KNOWN UNIVERSE OF ENTERTAINMENT, AND HIS LORDSHIP HAS BEEN TICKLED TO NO END BY THE WITTICISMS ON MY EXALTED CREATION- THE COMMENTS PAGES!!!!!

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  58. Xalti,you lucky duck,with your very own stalker...how'd you do it?

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  59. "Ambrosi got me drunk but I AM MAYOR-PRO-TEMP!"

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  60. don't come home cottage cheese thighs.....sheesh

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