Friday, August 30, 2013

Kansas City Power Rankings Tonight!!!



Jodie Marsh and her big guns inspire tonight's look at Kansas City's strongest this week.

CHECK THE TKC WEEKLY POWER RANKINGS!!!

Check it:

Sen. Claire McCaskill And Her $20 Million Of Obamacash For The Toy Train Streetcar



Our strongest local lady politico came through with a big check for a bad cause. The Kansas City Toy Train Streetcar is right on track . . . Still no word about the old and busted sewers.

Waldo/Brookside MO House Rep. Jeremy "High Times" LaFaver



We've had some good laughs at the expense of the MO House State Rep and his tragic pot bust. But he's old news now. Like his lady friend Crystal Williams, he hasn't done much to stand out other than a hot mess this week and some crocodile tears along with the realization that Kansas City can't even get marijuana law reform advocacy right.

Rev. Modest Miles "Anointed" To The Jackson County Sports Authority



Pray for us as this controversial Kansas City preacher man gets his say over the stadiums. We still don't have any faith our two major league teams will see the playoffs any time soon.

Fast Food Workers Wanting $15 An Hour



A strong effort to earn more cash came this week with renewed Kansas City protests from folks who should have been looking for a better gig, training or more education.

Ella The Dead Kansas City Cemetery Deer



In death this creature has captured the heart and soul of this town that's already finished mourning the baby girl who was murdered this week.

As always, this list has been compiled according to scientific TKC polling and market research data and it's a weekly comprehensive guide to local powerful people.

18 comments:

Anonymous said...

I see your point. Should have done this in the afternoon. but like the new format better than the old one.

Don't forget the newsies though. Sylvia had some really good stuff.

Anonymous said...

Claire? Get real. She's a lame duck who cheated to get in office.

Anonymous said...

His name isn't really Modest Miles is it? Modest? Really???

Anonymous said...

That $20m will do little to help the trolley, already $50m over budget.

Anonymous said...

You think Councilman Brooks is bad. Get to know that seedy, satanic John Miles. The devil walks to and fro looking for a whole in the gate. He found it at Jackson County. This man deserves the electric chair but instead he's seated as a Sports Authority appointee. Gawd help us!

Best preacher is a dead one said...

Nigger Preachers ruin everything. Absolutely everything. He must be sniffing out money somewhere.

Anonymous said...

Ella wasn't out shooting her own kind idiot.

Cross said...

Sot the baby that got killed last week was shooting her own kind. u r the idiot and this list is not funny.

Anonymous said...

Killing is an industry in this town no different than fed ex or jimmy johns

Anonymous said...

Modest will be exposed by those who possess the government Treasury Shield. Give him a rope long enough-well, he'd better think of hiring a lawyer.

Anonymous said...

Mod is already lawyer'd up

Anonymous said...

do you think someone in fast food can actually get out by his boot straps or a noose over the shower curtain.

Seriously, is that all you fox news fucktards have is pull yourself up like Sam Walton did.

Anonymous said...

the place is going down like Detroit but anyone can get a better job than fast food around here

Anonymous said...

I always like the story about jerking off on fast food and serving it

Anonymous said...

has your fast food tasted funny lately

Anonymous said...

I swear the kitchen staff at Sanfords must do that 12:47 we didn't eat what we got once and when we bitched about it was told we could leave. Real class operation out there. Maybe if he paid his clowns 15 an hour they do better job.

Anonymous said...

Fast food is simply a coin toss. You "might" get decent food but chances are, it's been spit in or God knows what else. None for me thanks..

Anonymous said...

Too bad the shooter wasn't a KC cop and a bunch these folks would be defending him.