Wednesday, August 28, 2013

Craig Glazer Celebrates Football Season!!!



TKC NOTE: Tonight, our pal Craig Glazer reveals more than a bit of sports betting insight along with tribute to the upcoming football season. Check it:

NFL is here!
Let the Fun begin!


Well sports fans, the time has arrived for you to go online, make your phone calls and pick your winners for both the NFL and NCAA football. Who better to help pick the winners than Kansas City’s number one prognosticator extraordinaire, me, Craig Glazer, your buddy. As many of you that have followed me on other sites know, my winning percentage is 73 percent over the last three seasons. Unlike other Kansas City pickers in the KC media, like the boys at 610 and 810 radio and the handful you see on ESPN and Fox, your humble narrator puts his money where his mouth is and keeps track of his wins and losses all season. This isn’t the Good Ole Boy system. That means I’m not here to pick our local teams to do better than we know they can. One of my favorite teams to bet against the last four years has been the Kansas City Chiefs. Until recently, they have been one of the worst teams in the NFL. Yes, they had the big upset over Green Bay over two years, but I took the Chiefs and the points on a tease and won. Now, how does this work? I am going to give you my inside scoop. We will use the money line, the tease, and sometimes just the point spread to pick winners. My job is to try and help you make a few extra bucks this fall in football. Remember, you can’t win ‘em all. If you are going to bet real money, you should limit the amount of games you pick. My job is to find mismatches and go after those games. It is not my job to make locals happy by picking their team to win when they just are not going to.

An important note: We all know gambling is not legal in most situations. Having said that, we know everyone does it from office pools, radio announcers betting between themselves on air and the like. Even online betting is illegal in most situations. If you are going to be serious about your bets you should do what I do and fly to Las Vegas and bet at the casinos where three things are true. First, it’s legal. Second, if you win, you will get paid immediately. Finally, Vegas has a ton of fun things to do besides gambling. There are several other cities where it’s legal like Atlantic City and Reno but Vegas is the best. I will be there opening weekend of the NFL season. I will attempt to make this my fifth straight year of opening weekend victories.


In the past there have been some great mismatches, nearly lock bets. You had one of the top three teams in the NFL, the Atlanta Falcons, playing one of the worst teams in the NFL, the Kansas City Chiefs. The Chiefs were a three point underdog, but played their best first half of the year and made me nervous. I remember I called my brother Jeff at half-time saying, ‘Uh Oh, KC may cover this game or win.’ Jeff replied, ‘Craig they are the Chiefs, they’ll miss a field goal, fumble and get intercepted, likely in that order.’ That is almost exactly what happened as Atlanta crushed Kansas City in the second half. The other big game was taking the playoff bound Colts over the Chiefs at Arrowhead near the end of the season. The Chiefs were a six and a half point underdog. Andrew Luck had his Colts on the Chiefs eight yard line; third and goal; in a tied game. There was just over two minutes left to go so this would be the Colts final shot at a touchdown. Of course, Luck hit his receiver in the corner of the end-zone, they win by seven and the Colts cover. Now that was exciting!

You always want to ride your hot power teams early in the season. Example, Alabama will cover over eighty percent of the time regardless of the spread. I have identified five NFL teams as horrible. The present line up of stinkers goes like this: The New York Jets, The Oakland Raiders, Jacksonville Jaguars, Buffalo Bills and perhaps the San Diego Chargers. A couple NFL teams moving up the food chain should be the Houston Texans, the Indianapolis Colts and Green Bay. My feelings about our Chiefs are mixed. They are a six to nine game winning team and should defeat the Jaguars opening day in Jacksonville. The Jags will likely win four or less games all year.

This will be my main posting location picking games just before the weekend, both college and pro. I will be posted on a couple of other sites, but this will be my home site. We will use the tease often, which means picking two games where you can move the spread six points one way or the other, you must win both games to win. This is one of the most popular betting tools both in Vegas and most on-line locations. Anyone telling you it isn’t has never made a big time bet in their life. Let’s have some fun! Let the games begin!

One more thing, remember, you can’t win ‘em all. I am not telling you to bet your hard earned money on anything. I’m just giving you advice.
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82 comments:

Anonymous said...

Looking forward to your calls Craig. Believe it or not, carefully reading your work won some decent cash last season. Thanks buddy!

Anonymous said...

"You always want to ride your hot power teams early in the season."

Is it me or does that sound a bit too gay. Craig might be trying to bring out the haters.

Anonymous said...

One thing I like about Glazer he is in your face doesn't back down and more than any media person in this town is usually, not always, right. I like the 'bring in the clowns' angle. Glazer I agree Chiefs should handle the Jags, Colts and Pats are near locks, but maybe won't cover. Look out for K State, they are under-rated.

Anonymous said...

True that. Most of the other guys who pick don't talk about their mistakes the next week. Glazer leaves it all on the field for us to see. I've seen him go perfect for teh week and I've seen 2 and 4 before, but overall he was a solid winner. Gets tougher as season goes along.

Anonymous said...

Who do you like to win or be in the Super Bowl? The National NCAA title game?

Anonymous said...

hahaRoyals suck.

Whitlock Rules said...

First off Glazer you're not my buddy and never will be.

I do just fine without your bullshit betting posts. I go with the real pros in Vegas not some loser stuck running a two bit comedy store in Kansas City because he was failed everywhere else.

Your so called 73% winning is a laugh and just you tweaking your numbers in your head and a figure a true sports better knows is all bullshit. Go tease your dick and leave the real betting to us pro's.

Only reason this is your main posting location is because we all know you have shit once to many times at your other locations. Go away loser, least Whitlock wears real clothes and not WalMart marked down workout fashions

Anonymous said...

don't be a hater. whitlock and Craig have more in common than u think. also, at least craig talks about the game. whitlock is too busy being a social critic or quoting the wire.

Sam Rothstein said...

Hello! I'm Sam Rothstein. People always call me Ace. Why? Because I'm good in spotting winner. Do you need assistance in American sports? Ace is the right guy! I'll be sharing my knowledge and experience with you in MLB, NHL and NBA!
I'm a Professional Handicapper and I'm making my living by betting on sports.
Many times, I'm asked about the secret of my success. Let me give you a secret! Sports betting is not about picking winners; it's all about spotting value bets. You may think Team A will win but if value lies in Team B, you have to pick Team B. Winning percentage or winning a bet doesn't matter on the long run. There's only one thing that really matters in sports betting: Odds and Total Profit you made.
Mr. Glazer you’re a quack and give sports betting a bad name. 73% in picking winners you say well here let me tell you something, I have seen some of the women you have been with and you sir have no idea what a winner is.

Anonymous said...

Great flick!!! Now I want Craig to go on record before the real season starts. How many wins and losses will the Chiefs finish with? Is this the year we finally make the playoffs? That is the real deal Craig. If you're a betting man. Do a post and put it all on the line.

Jimmy the French said...

I have to agree with "Whitlock and Ace".....Glazer ur a poser ! U run a cheap laugh house in Westport. Not exactly the mecca of entertainment. Most nights your place is empty and when you have a crowd it comes with gunfire. Picking games like a blind nigger in a hurricane would be more like it. No Glazer, you would be better off smoking cock down at Union Station with Guestello.

Anonymous said...

7:56 +1

Anonymous said...

Tony is still blowing this guy.

Bob Thurman said...

Once agan a couple loser jealous punks write some really stupid crap Craig. Everyone I know is aware of your great record in football. WE all saw you at Woodside weekly watching the games and checking the lines. These guys are real jack offs, you posted all your picks each week. Nothing you ever do will please these creeps, why try. Do your thing. By the way I only saw two of the girls you dated this summer by the pool cause was not out much. Awesome. At our age, Double awesome.

Anonymous said...

You can hate on Glazer all you want. He is right. Those are his numbers, sorry gang. I highly doubt any of you gentleman could do as well. Just being honest.

Anonymous said...

Look Stupid Bob made two comments back to back trying to make his sweetie look good.

Anonymous said...

You mean Stupid Fat Bob right?

Sonny said...

Beg to differ: If you attack the Glazer show proof he was wrong. There is plenty to prove he isn't. Online picks, a book about his life, hundreds of news stories here and across the nation. A major movie deal. Several sports films he produced. And that, 'crappy comedy club' considered one of the best in America, so I hear. I should know I was his friend in LA for years and did a couple small pictures myself. 48 Hours and that little Arnold pic, what was the name of that and twenty others I costarred in? I like Craig, he is a good and loyal friend. Bet many of you don't have one.

Anonymous said...

Kirby, not outburst. DYAC.

Anonymous said...

Nice plus me.

Anonymous said...

WHY DOES THIS ALWAYS HAVE TO BE WHO LIKES AND DOESN'T LIKE GLAZER? LETS WIN SOME GAMES AND SOME DO RA ME.

Anonymous said...

So Sonny how come we don't know you either HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Anonymous said...

Comedy joint. Sports picks. What next leisure suit Larry? Payday loans? We buy gold?

Anonymous Andy said...

Man business must really be bad at the Glazer Hole tonight. See Glazer has lots of free time to post his ever fake comments about how great he is while stroking his cock. Then again maybe Bob or Harley is down under the desk.

Anonymous said...

Craig Glazer, what you see here again and again are men who have lost hope, they have failed in life. That is how they see themselves. When a person like you comes along it only reminds them of how they have fallen short. That's all.

Anonymous said...

Geez. Wanted to get into some football not a popularity contest folks.

Anonymous said...

chuckles the sad clown...paully the donut man...stupid dave..
the dumbf*k dude...the rest of the
kcc haters are on here again.
give some credit to glaze.
he's posted the games and the
teams he picks.
You losers aint got a pot to piss
in to bet anyway. So why even
make a comment.
$10 is a whole days work for
you nd you can't play with the
big boys so stay on your lazy
boy recliners....comment at 11pm
or 2 am on the weekends at hearnes
place making sure to mention
Harley every
time you're spending a big
Saturday night on the blog
instead of being with a woman
or doing something fun....but you're
penny ante guys with no balls
so go hide and don't put your
hateful garbage on glaze's
stories.
your make believe world is nothing
near what we live...maybe someday
you'll win $100 playing scratch
off lottery and you can spend a
few bucks on the town.
til then...stfu!

Anonymous said...

I don't think Glazer deserves this kind of hate. Just because he came out of the closet doesn't give you guys a right to make fun of his teaser bets.

k.c.couch potato said...

"Total Recall" on TNT ROCKED! Even with.the editing and the commercials...

"considah dis ah devwoors..."

harley chugs kawks fo real said...

harley Imma smack my dick on yo mommas donut hole.

The Truth, The Whole Truth, And Nothing But The Truth said...

No Glazer does deserve all he gets and his loser pals like harley and Thunder Loser do as well.

You people who hang off Glazers nut sack worshiping his every word are who the real losers are.

This POS has made most that he has in life by fucking over other people by either stealing from them or ratting them out to the cops for favors. He was run out of Hollywood and why he came sulking back to Kansas City where he fucked his own Dad out of his business then acts like it was all his idea. Yes you loser hang with a real low life POS. The Pitch told the story like it was. Read it and see the truth yourself.

Anonymous said...

Craig's picks are about 50/50 which makes him just as good as most other sports guys. I might lay down a few 20s on it but I'm certainly not going to bet the farm.

Anonymous said...

Harley how is your schtick any different then the Hater schtick? Just in the opposite direction? You preach yet you don't practice. Pretty sure they call that hypocrisy

Anonymous said...

Hey pussy, you'll never be half the man your mom was. Ever wonder what your life would have been like if you got enough oxygen at birth? Ima fuck you up soon nuff

Anonymous said...

I've got balls. You wanna take me on fake boy?

DT said...

I am a reminder to step away from the TV and do the right thing by your family. sport can be good fun but if that's all you got then you don't got nuthin.

Anonymous said...

Sports is all about gambling. Everybody pays so assholes can lose all theirs at gambling

fuck you all

Anonymous said...

Harley is not only the ultimate hater but biggest fake of all. Doesn't work in the field he claims, doesn't have the home he claims and trust me, I've seen it! He's the biggest liar hater of all who still refuses to back up any claims like writing for national blogs. Any one write as poor as him who claims a MU J school degree? Fuck no because that's fake too. 9:41 hit it on the head.

Smartman Rules said...

Harley said, your make believe world is nothing near what we live


Sorry but a cheap ass split level in OP isn't close to what I live in hardly Harley. So take your fake comments along with your fake life and shove it up Glazers ass and maybe he will like it.

Anonymous said...

MU j school degree ain't shit

Comes around goes around said...

Harley what's the deal you ripping KCC again? What you mess up again and HC put you on a short leash and not letting you post?

Boy, you and Glazer sure know how to get your asses in trouble over there, what idiots.

Anonymous said...

..GLAZER FOR MAYOR ..

Anonymous said...

all you gamblers are wife beaters

Anonymous said...

You 10:13 must be one of those idiots who voted for James and look what that got us.

So no lets not put the uneducated idiot into office.

Anonymous said...

10:17 you ever wonder why Glazer wears wife beater shirts all the time? So guess your point is fact about Glazer.

Anonymous said...

psst..in "teaser" bets, you get 6 points off the spread, but have to hit BOTH to cash the bet.

if you bet 2 teasers, and are correct on 3 of the 4 numbers -

you still only broke even..i.e. , you're betting .50%, NOT .75%.

someone tell CG

Anonymous said...

gamblers are worse than crack heads off prospect

Anonymous said...

Glazer,for whatever reason,you draw the retards out of the out. Reading these comments is like listening to the idiot,low IQ fucks who call into the Dare show.
You and everyone who has commented tonight up till now are some stupid ass mother fuckers. You all deserve each other
You're welcome.

Anonymous said...

The GLAZE won't cease to AMAZE!

Anonymous said...

10:43, you sound like a real stupid ass low IQ mother fucker. Do you call Dare? Youre a natural. You're welcome.

Go Big Red said...

I agree with the guy who asked about the Chiefs? What's the score. Don't believe they'll make 10-6. But they have to be able to do better than the past couple of years.

Anonymous said...

Chiefs are gonna suck. You don't need Craig to tell you that. As for the all of these haters on there, sounds like a bunch of jealous dweebs.

Anonymous said...

Hey was looking at the cover of Pitch did reread the story. Not bad. What strikes me is at Craig Glazer's age, I don't know of anyone who looks that good. None of my high school pals and I am 48. Guy has movie star looks. Sorry if it upsets some of you others, but he does. I'm a bit jealous myself. I hear about his women on 98.9 with Dare. Even today they spoke of some new girl who is a teacher by day and a stripper on weekends. Not too shabby. Dare said she rocked. The guy is unique. Glazer.

Anonymous said...

Yep, agreed.

Anonymous said...

Well said, Craig.

Anonymous said...

if a guy make 300k a year and doesn't have to touch his trust fund then what business is it of anyone else if he blows 50k gambling this season

Anonymous said...

It has always been a mystery to me how anyone could think Dare is funny.just shows how fucking stupid people are in kc.

Anonymous said...

Thunder Thurman and Glazer are jokes. Pay me!

Anonymous said...

Never take lessons on self defense by some dolt who let his wife get shot in the head in front of him...

Anonymous said...

Nice to get home from work and read about Dare not being funny and what a loser Thurman and Glazer are?Isn't Dare like the highest paid guy in our media? Thurman was world champ and Glazer ah, the haters will always hate.

As for our Chiefs I like them this season. I can see 9 wins or maybe even 10 if all goes well. Lots of injuries make things happen.

Go Ghiefs.

Anonymous said...

Hey, Pussy Harley, wanna put the cards on the table, meet in person and find out just who is who? You know how to find me, but being the consummate coward with zero balls, we know you won't. I know you don't have a $600k house, I've stood in front of it.
Lets you and me go on record in the light of day and solve this little mystery. We'll put a stop to all your bravado then.
Safer hiding?
Yeah, I thought so.
Put up or shut up.

MD in KC said...

11:04 -- With regard to Glazer on the cover of Pitch ... ever hear of Photoshop?

On the other hand, sometimes ugly just can't be fixed. When Pitch ran a feature on TKC, they decided it would cost less to pay some skank from the local "modeling" agency $500 for an hour of work than spend the time and money it would take to make Botello not look like a Hispanic Quasimodo.

Pitch said...

We don't use photoshop.

Anonymous said...

How do you feel about MU and K State?

Anonymous said...

Glazer you do bring the heat. Comments.

Anonymous said...

and the gambling fuck heads

Anonymous said...

6:42: stfu YOU LOSER! No money/no class/no life! that's you!

Anonymous said...

Man even a football 'gonna' happen story by this guy gets a bucket full of comments. Unreal.

Anonymous said...

Yup Harley is a pussy

Anonymous said...

6:42: stfu YOU LOSER! No money/no class/no life! that's you!

8/29/13, 11:37 AM

Put up or shut up, Harley the PUSSY.... your days of playing the scam are over. The above is your standard answer to everything. Be more of a man than your Mom, pussy. Lets do this. I've got my balls, where did you leave yours?

Anonymous said...

I'm not Harley, but I can tell u this ..you do need to shut ur fuckin face! Internet tough guys are never tough in real life.LOSER.

Clar Cunt said...

Hey ! Hey ! ALL you dip-shit chiefs fans, GIVE ME ALL YOUR MONEY !!!

Anonymous said...

Oh, guess again...... Lets just refer to you as wrong, but thanks for thinking you know what the fuck you're talking about, Harley.

Anonymous said...

Harley will trounce you all!!!!

Anonymous said...

Movie star looks on Glazer?? Yeah, if Miss Piggy is the movie star you're talking about. The guy looks rough, and he either has a bad rug or a bad dye job. As for having a girlfriend who is a part-time stripper...if she were good looking she'd be a full-time stripper, so she's probably a skank with full-blown herp.

Anonymous said...

(Yet another brainless wonder)
I don't know what makes you so stupid but it's working really well.

Anonymous said...

Repeat Glazer is one of the best looking men in America at his age and in unreal shape that of a 35 year old. His hair looks very good. His women are top shelf, some strippers some regular girls and all types. you'd have to be a major film star and nice looking around his age to compete with the Glazer. Its unique. Sorry the truth.

Anonymous said...

Nice suck up Harley. Remember, the one on tops not gay!

Anonymous said...

Is Glazer gay?

Anonymous said...

Is Glazer gay?

Anonymous said...

No not sure bout Harley though. He sucks.

Johnny Dare said...

Craig Glazer, most interesting man in KC.