Given that life in Johnson County is mostly vapid and meaningless . . .
Here's a look at an event geared toward suburbanites searching in vain for a spiritual guru . . .
JCCC Presents An Evening with Deepak Chopra: What Are You Hungry For?
Deets:
JCCC’s Yardley Hall is the only place in town to meet the world-renowned author and experience his thought-provoking lecture on spiritual and physical well-being. A copy of the book is included with each ticket purchase and is available for pick up at the event. Deepak will sign books after his presentation.
Tickets
$37.50 and $55
Tickets go on sale to the general public August 19. This is a special event. No discounts for JCCC season ticket holders and Friends. May not be included in a five-event season package.
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Thanks to a BAD-ASS TKC TIPSTER for the note . . . Attendees with a curious intellect beyond dictates from Oprah might want to study a bit of background before attending the event: Filmmaker Sets Focus Very Close to Home - Deepak Chopra’s Son Makes Him a Documentary Subject
Grifter
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Justice
Please buy tickets, and come see me tell you how to make multiple millions of dollars simply by transmitting a thought out into the universe!
ReplyDeleteI,am DEEPAK CHOPRA!
Guy's a compete sham.
ReplyDeleteWe're only in it for the money!
ReplyDeleteCan he enlighten me as to unsolicited bulk e-mail?
ReplyDeleteI will NOT suck his titties!
ReplyDeleteHe should be called "Deepak Fleece'em"
Jeez... spiritual gurus are expensive.
ReplyDeleteTake my money away!
ReplyDeleteThis guy Chopra, is so full of shit, his eyes are brown!!
ReplyDeleteWithout the Photo Shop he looks like shit trust me.
ReplyDeleteWill he be serving any kind of refreshments, like Kool-Aid?
ReplyDeleteI thought this was a wrap artist who got offed? Sheesh!
ReplyDeleteThe prices will keep the TKC fans out
ReplyDeleteThe prices will keep the TKC fans out
ReplyDeleteThe ONLY spititual enlightenment I need is from Wiley's "Non Sequitur"....
ReplyDeleteNow back to "Curtis", which, even in reruns from.2004, really, really, REALLY, REALLY SUCKS!!!!
SPIRITUAL ENLIGHTENMENT!!!!
ReplyDeletebut only to those who can AFFORD it.
Tony, your jealousy of Johnson County makes you look vapid and meaningless.
ReplyDeleteWho is this guy Six Pack Chopper?
ReplyDeleteI feel enlightened already
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