COMING SOON: DEEPAK CHOPRA VISIT TO THE GOLDEN GHETTO!!!



Given that life in Johnson County is mostly vapid and meaningless . . .

Here's a look at an event geared toward suburbanites searching in vain for a spiritual guru . . .

JCCC Presents An Evening with Deepak Chopra: What Are You Hungry For?

Deets:

JCCC’s Yardley Hall is the only place in town to meet the world-renowned author and experience his thought-provoking lecture on spiritual and physical well-being. A copy of the book is included with each ticket purchase and is available for pick up at the event. Deepak will sign books after his presentation.

Tickets

$37.50 and $55

Tickets go on sale to the general public August 19. This is a special event. No discounts for JCCC season ticket holders and Friends. May not be included in a five-event season package.
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Thanks to a BAD-ASS TKC TIPSTER for the note . . . Attendees with a curious intellect beyond dictates from Oprah might want to study a bit of background before attending the event: Filmmaker Sets Focus Very Close to Home - Deepak Chopra’s Son Makes Him a Documentary Subject

Comments

  1. Grifter

    Incarcerate him.

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  2. Rope

    Tree

    Justice

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  3. Please buy tickets, and come see me tell you how to make multiple millions of dollars simply by transmitting a thought out into the universe!

    I,am DEEPAK CHOPRA!

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  4. Smilin' Joel Olsteen8/20/13, 8:42 AM

    Guy's a compete sham.

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  5. Penis Van Lesbian and Dick Van Dyke8/20/13, 8:46 AM

    We're only in it for the money!

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  6. Can he enlighten me as to unsolicited bulk e-mail?

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  7. I will NOT suck his titties!
    He should be called "Deepak Fleece'em"

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  8. Fifty-Five Dollars8/20/13, 9:09 AM

    Jeez... spiritual gurus are expensive.

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  9. Take my money away!

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  10. This guy Chopra, is so full of shit, his eyes are brown!!

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  11. Without the Photo Shop he looks like shit trust me.

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  12. Will he be serving any kind of refreshments, like Kool-Aid?

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  13. I thought this was a wrap artist who got offed? Sheesh!

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  14. The prices will keep the TKC fans out

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  15. The prices will keep the TKC fans out

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  16. k.c.star comix reader8/20/13, 12:52 PM

    The ONLY spititual enlightenment I need is from Wiley's "Non Sequitur"....

    Now back to "Curtis", which, even in reruns from.2004, really, really, REALLY, REALLY SUCKS!!!!

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  17. d.chopra winfrey8/20/13, 1:47 PM

    SPIRITUAL ENLIGHTENMENT!!!!

    but only to those who can AFFORD it.

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  18. Tony, your jealousy of Johnson County makes you look vapid and meaningless.

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  19. Who is this guy Six Pack Chopper?

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  20. I feel enlightened already

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