TKC EXCLUSIVE!!! KANSAS CITY CROSS-BRANDING!!! MAYOR SLY'S SON KJ CLAIMS JOCO DUI PROSECUTOR WANTED TO PLAY BENDER HIP-HOP TRACK IN COURT!!!



This morning let's take a quick moment to recap Kansas City Mayor's Son Kyle "KJ" James offering some insight into a recent DUI case he's struggling to move past given his recent arrest last week . . . Check it:

"Here's a funny bit of info . . . My lawyer told me that the prosecutor wanted to play the ‪#‎Bender‬ video in front of the judge. So in the name of Center of Attention (COA) start your bender tonight. As you were."

Reminder . . . Don't sleep on the remix of the track that includes a pretty damn good verse from Tech N9ne . . .

However, hip-hop purists like TKC enjoy the original configuration of the track . . . Take a listen . . .



Now . . . What have we learned???

ACCORDING TO JUST ABOUT EVERY KANSAS CITY INSIDER WE'VE TALKED TO . . . KJ'S HIP-HOP CAREER ISN'T GOING TO STOP ANY TIME SOON . . . RECENT COURTROOM HIJINKS SERVE TO ESTABLISH A BRAND FOR THE YOUNG KANSAS CITY HIP-HOP HOPEFUL!!!

Now, we can only speculate if Mayor Sly will also benefit from KJ's rap music branding that might be taking hold in JoCo as well . . .

Developing . . .

Comments

  1. Better title: KJ's bender bursts mayor's progress.

    Try again TKC.

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  2. Tony sucking up to another loser just as he has Glazer

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  3. dont think many sales in JoCo, maybe JacCo, but I doubt it.

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  4. Me WUVVVVVV Kyle!

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  5. Ok the fuck enough of this dipshit. I swear Glazer, Alonzo and this worthless fuck is all Tony can seen to want to talk about. No wonder Tony can't get no respect look who he hangs with.

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  6. Golden Ghetto Jailhouse7/23/13, 7:51 AM

    KJ; But my Dad is the Mayoor of Kansas City Mo.

    JOCO Jail; Like we give a shit? Now sit your half black ass down and shut the fuck up you're in Johnson County now and your Daddy ain't going to save you from the ass drilling you are about to receive. Here is your complimentary copy of Glazers how to do time handbook, chapter 1 covers the sex part for you.

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  7. Mayor Sly's contribution to humanity.

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  8. 7:51- I beg to differ. There is no such thing as "half black".

    Universally, children who have one negro parent and one white parent are black. Just ask Hoopz, Obama or Halle Berry.

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  9. Just another half-nigger, who can't quite figure out who the hell he is. Kinda like that one in the White House.

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  10. Actually, African Americans who self-identify as “black” ar continuing in the longstanding traditions of the country’s one-drop rule — a system of post-slavery laws, now abolished, which pronounced all citizens with any degree of African heritage as legally “black”, regardless of their appearance.

    I guess if I being called "black" would entitle me to free housing, free food, free education, a reduction in the standards for achievement, preferential treatment in hiring, special rules in the workplace, someone else paying for my health care and sex life, and a ready defense from legitimate complaints about my action s and behavior from other races, I might be tempted to self-identify as "black" as well.

    Anyone know of a good genealogist?

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  11. So under the "one drop" rule, George Zimmerman is actually Africen American due to his great grandfather being black.

    That means George Zimmerman's shooting of Trayvon Martin was really just another business-as-usual black-on-black crime.

    The protest can therefore be viewed as a continuation of the discord between light-skinned blacks and dark skinned blacks as Spike Lee showed us in School Daze?

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  12. Now. What have we learned? A mayor's son with zero talent basically can accomplish nothing. This worthless piece of work will never amount to anything on his own.
    Oops! I bet they said that about Brocko Bama

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  13. suck my dick
    til you get the hiccups - Kyle James

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  14. KJ the wapper, my daddy loves my wapping... im gonna be a G when I grow up...WORD

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  15. Spoiled baby.

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  16. TKC Ad Agency7/23/13, 11:34 AM

    Tony's a hip-hop pureass. You got something white and sticky on your chin.

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  17. Is that fucking bear dead yet?

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  18. It don't make him none

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  19. smokey da bear7/23/13, 12:37 PM

    Good thing he likes bears, that kids going to be fuckin in a winnie the pooh suit if he does real time.

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  20. Well I gave it a try. And yes, that track sucks. It's a perfect example of how you can make music more easily with a computer, but not better.

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  21. Dude from the mean streets of kcmo.he ain't nobody to fuck with.

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  22. Hey Tony great info... I saw that RATS movie. How come these JOCO KS judges & attorneys ain't disbarred?

    You should do a story on that man.

    I can't believe the the media is ducking something this big. Heck they want to protect these no counts like Blomquist, Droege & Tarpley.

    Now we know how these fake foreclosures went. Those zeros been lying from way back. My friends couldn't believe how these jerks screw folks.

    The best part was the documents & forgeries. Who'd a thought judges letting law firms sign their name to stuff. Shows their no good & lazy as Hell.

    Heck I bet half this country lost homes behind this, then they'd lie when they switched fixed to adjustable loans.

    RATS in JOCO everybody & their mamma need to see RATS

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  23. This isn't exactly NWA

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  24. If the song gets him pussy then wtf

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  25. Yo christa the Barista throw a macadamian nizzut cookie on there for me......... the real life Maibu's most wanted..... KJ

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  26. This fucking loser is becoming so predictable, he's hardly even worth a comment..

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  27. I love Tech's music, why would he do a song with such a wanna be loser?.... just went down a knotch in my book.

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  28. Toni,I Wanna Jump His Bones7/23/13, 4:22 PM

    Wonder if KJ goes for skanky white hos?

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  29. Sounds better than the first attempt but still horrible.

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  30. Ashley Wilkes7/25/13, 1:41 PM

    I think he's a mulatto.

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  31. United Mulatto College Fund7/25/13, 1:42 PM

    George Zimmerman has been judged white by the authorities at CNN and Fox.

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  32. Jorge Zimmermano

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