Lucy Collett And Kansas City Monday Links



Lucy Collett starts this quick collection of Kansas City afternoon news . . .

- Celebrating Two Decades Of Funny Talk Between Mediocre Hard Rock: Full Throttle Saloon + Johnny Dare's 20th anniversary = ThrottleFest Kansas City

- Racist: Lee's Summit residents report seeing a black bear near their subdivision

- Kansas Crackdown: New law allows restricted driver’s license for unpaid traffic tickets

- Latest on tragic accident: Four injured in two-car crash

- Sad Identification: Woman found dead crash off bridge identified as Fairway 20-year-old

- Profiting From Picky Foodies: Entrepreneur jumps ahead of gluten-free movement in KC

- Show-Me Flexing: Gov. Nixon vetoes 17 bills in July so far

- Kansas power play review: New hearings set for proposed Westar rate hikes

- Traffic report of sorths: Kansas DMV to be open Mondays through Aug. 26

- Local July Job Listings From Fox4

Comments

  1. Is Lucy pregnant or just fat?

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  2. Awesome -- first Tony pimps out Glazer for a few months; now he's linking to stuff about Johnny Dare. Countdown to weekly Johnny Dare posts in three, two, one ...

    Anyone wonder why Tony doesn't mention Darla Jaye anymore? Hint: It has to do with Darla not paying him for the publicity. How do I know? A tipster told me.

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  3. 3:09, you apparently have it in your mind that skanked out Independence Avenue meth heads are the "norm". Take a hint. You're not the only one in your 44/28 pants, and your size 18 girlfriend is probably sick of a pear shaped clown making comments about women.

    Let's face it. The lucy collet woman is shapely, sexy, and a lot hotter than about 97% of the world. That son, is all woman.

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  4. No sir, that bitch is fat. You call it "shapely" but fat is fat. The saying "the closer the bone, the sweeter the meat" is sure true and just looking at this blob, points it out. If that's the shape of the world, then obesity is certainly becoming the norm. Perhaps it's you, Tubby.

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  5. Fuck you homo's.. Lucy is a goddess

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  6. Fox 4 fixes the economy in
    THE SUMMER OF SLY!

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  7. Fox 4 fixes the economy in
    THE SUMMER OF SLY!

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  8. I want to bang Lucy.

    Tony gets paid?

    Bwahahahahaahahaha!

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  9. The Governor of Missouri is a shitheel7/8/13, 6:05 PM

    Nixon is a complete piece of shit.

    WORST
    GOVERNOR
    EVER

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  10. Booking Number: 11010500

    Booking Date: 8/25/2011

    Charges:

    11CR01708 BATTERY LEO-CONTACT $1,500.00 ORCD BONDED DISTRICT COURT: M4 09/07/11


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    Information:

    Name: Anousha Ann Shirazi

    Location: Kansas City, Kansas

    Age: 19 years

    Processing Date: 06-02-2012

    Alleged Violations:

    22-346 KCK RESISTING, OBSTRUCTING

    41.2615 LIQUOR; CONSUMPTION/SALE MINOR

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  11. Lucy may be a "goddess" but she's a FAT goddess!!! Roll her in flower and go for the wet spot!!

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  12. Ricky Ricardo7/8/13, 7:21 PM

    Lucy, I'm home!

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  13. You losers couldn't pull anything even close to her.probably can't even see your own dicks.

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  14. Thank you..

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  15. Lucy the cum bucket in the sky with diamonds....

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