TKC BREAKING AND EXCLUSIVE NEWS!!! POWER SHIFT @ UMKC!!! SGA DIVERSITY SHAKE-UP THANKS TO RooSERVE!!!
University Of Missouri - Kansas City is undergoing a great deal of change thanks to the efforts of some rather BRILLIANT and DEDICATED student activists.
To wit . . .
IN A MOVE TO CHAMPION GREATER DIVERSITY, RooSERVE STAYS WINNING IN RECENT STUDENT GOVERNMENT ELECTIONS!!!
Thanks to a AWESOME TKC TIPSTER for the deets . . . Check it:
"Huge powershift at UMKC, RooSERVE won 3 seats on SGA pres, exec vp, and comptroller , admin vp was a tie, over 1300 votes cast."
More about the org at the center of this power move . . .
"RooSERVE is a diverse coalition committed to the empowerment of students through cultivation of an SGA responsive to the needs of those it represents."
An interesting fact . . .
FOR ONCE IN A LONG TIME THERE ARE NO GREEK/FRAT/SORORITY ORGANIZATIONS ON SGA!!!
Clearly, UMKC is moving past traditional University power structures.
Even better . . .
UMKC NOW HAS THEIR FIRST INTERNATIONAL STUDENT PRESIDENT!!!
Credit where it's due . . . AWESOME TKC TIPSTERS tell us that this move is exceptionally important because it involves volunteers in our LGBT and Kansas City area Democratic Party.
Accordingly . . .
Caleb-Michael Files who is gaining notice among Jackson County Democrats and around KC, led the group's 10 day campaign to victory.
And so, this power shift at our City College reminds us that change is possible thanks to the efforts of energetic young people and new ideas. Hopefully, Kansas City's political scene might one day soon enjoy the same kind of revitalization when these folks graduate.
Developing . . .
That dude is cool.
ReplyDeleteI used to work at a university. If you think that anyone in administration views these student organizations as anything other than "cute" you're mistaken.
ReplyDeleteThey all look like nice, obedient kids.
ReplyDeleteSchool looks good, everybody's happy, the IQ of the country slips another four or eight points and pretty soon, all you'll need to get into college is a pencil.
ReplyDeleteor a RooSERVE t-shirt.
ReplyDeleteAnd everyone wonders why 17 other countries graduate more scientists than we do?
ReplyDeleteBut if you talk to one of the Roos about this, if you isolate one of them, you sit 'em down rationally, you talk to 'em about the low IQ's and the dumb behavior and the bad decisions, right away they start talking about Google Fiber, Street Cars. That's the big answer to everything. Google Fiber and taxpayer subsidized transportation.
ReplyDeleteCaleb going to be watching celebrity apprentice on his 47" TV tonight or drinking bad local beer while tweeting sports scores tonight?
ReplyDeleteHe's working on a 16 second YouTube video call return of freaking frack and awesomeness.
ReplyDeleteUMKC wants kids who are just smart enough to run a computer and do the tweets and Facebooking but just dumb enough to passively accept all the increasingly shittier jobs that a college degree affords you. As long as Daddy can pay for it.
ReplyDeleteSo these Roo's will be good PR.
He should make a nice obedient Jack(ass)son County Democrat. No capacity for introspection, but high ability to continually project the party's insanities on others.
ReplyDeleteToo bad. Anytime the mediocre arts and sciences crew gains power it means that the real schools of law, pharmacy, business, medicine and dentistry lose out.
ReplyDeleteUmkc has great grad programs and below average undergrad arts and sciences.
This will also mean they will likely start targeting professors for termination, most likely Kobach and then others. Who they disagree.
Their weapon is speech codes. Thats how they expel those who dont toe the line.
Good thing my professional school sent my contribution request letter a bit late. Now I have an extra 1k to spend that would have been wasted on diversity thought police activities.
"Hopefully, Kansas City's political scene might one day soon enjoy the same kind of revitalization when these folks graduate."
ReplyDeleteROFLMAO!!! Better start seriously lowering your standards and expectations.
Marxist faggots.
ReplyDeleteAw they got a Facebook page like all other nice and obedient subjects.
ReplyDeleteKansas City Democrats huh? Yeah, I am sure thats who will save KC. Give me a break.
ReplyDeleteCaleb Michael Douchebag, ladder-climber extraordinaire. If you're a rung above you he's your best friend til he steps right on/over you.
ReplyDeleteFuck that poser.
The OccupyKC Journal did a great piece on that phony kid.
ReplyDeleteSweet lols here... https://www.facebook.com/calebmfiles
Caleb is a cocksucker who constantly loses campaign jobs because he really does not know anything about organizing. Because he moves around a great deal, he is a moving target for accountability. He is dealing with Daddy issues as well.
ReplyDelete"...moving target for accountability..."
ReplyDeleteThat describes this lying pansy pretty perfectly.
Why does he have so many glamour shots?
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