PEEP KANSAS CITY PREPPER PARANOIA!!!



Kansas City "preppers" prepare for the apocalypse that will probably be an improvement over their current lives of quiet desperation.

A recent KMBC profile puts a local spin on the subject of popular pay cable programing:

"There's a growing community of people in the Kansas City area preparing for the worst."

Sorry to be skeptical but it's unclear if purchasing a 40 year supply of minute rice will save us when Osama's ghost comes back for revenge.

Also, prepping might be a good idea but nobody's perfect and even the most carefully laid plans are often faulty . . . Which kinda reminds me of the AWESOME last scene in the Twilight Zone episode with Burgess Meredith: Time Enough At Last

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  1. It was pathetic how Channel 9 presented that story last night as if The Preppers are sane.

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  2. ^^^ Sheep ^^^

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  3. Prepper King4/26/13, 7:16 AM

    My gun makes me feel like my dick is big and my bomb shelter is just like being back in the womb.

    Now what makes me crazy?

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  4. That's right, you keep on "fiddling while Rome burns" and just ignore what's happening here and in the world in general. It's the "ant and the grasshopper" story, isn't it?

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  5. Bunch of insecure WHITE MEN who can't cope with a changing world. They either become right wing preppers or resort to fondling little boys.

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  6. Guns are nessarry and if I was in the bomb shelter I would look at FB pics of DeAnn Smith and her pervert friens an have the good time! Lets talk about those milky white boobs and dark nipples again. Talk like that makes Revelations easier to take.

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  7. The Frog in the pot said: It seems to be getting a little warm in here since the little bubbles started appearing.

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  8. Luckily, stupid people with guns tend to shoot themselves, so maybe they can help clean up the gene pool a bit. I just hope they don't take any of us out when they go. Most likely, they'll just shoot one of their kids in the head. That seems to be how it goes.

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  9. Are you saying there are pictures to be had of DeAnn?

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  10. Californians Sign Petition For Nazi Takeover

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  11. You link to InfoWars and call someone else stupid? Not very self-aware, are you?

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  12. When the Ragheads set off a Nuke, and the missles start flying, you fools will be eating radioactive dirt.

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  13. What, are they going to ride them over on camels? Paranoid much?

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  14. A house on fire is certainly not a "changing house". Most people would try and put it out, not ignore it and hope it stops.

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  15. I'd just as soon kill myself if these are the folks who are supposedly sticking around in the case of a Big Bad.

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  16. No kidding, have you watched that show? If they're the ones that repopulate the earth, evolution would actually be reversed. Put me down for the quick death, too.

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  17. 12:52 - AIDS will take care of that for your pansy ass.

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  18. 2:12 Illustrates my point. Dumbass.

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  19. Good 2:25, the faggot-in-charge of begging, begs to be heard. Go crawl back into your purse, you freak!

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  20. I'd respond, but I have no clue what the hell you are saying. Your mental capacity must be lower than a fucking chimpanzee. Were your mom and dad brother and sister?

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