Kansas City journalism connects us and enriches our community, it also provides important public safety information.
To wit . . .
TODAY KANSAS CITY TV NEWS PUTS WARNING OF DANGEROUS BOOTY INJECTION ON BLAST!!! A KANSAS CITY LADY ADVISES AGAINST A CONTROVERSIAL COSMETIC PROCEDURE INTENDED TO ACCENTUATE THE POSTERIOR!!!
Make no mistake . . . This is the most important story of our time or any other . . .
KSHB: A local woman faces a painful partial amputation of her butt and she blames a black market procedure that she claims is all the rage in Detroit.
From "heath and beauty" considerations to consumer protection and even a bit of a cultural note . . . This story connects so many facets of Kansas City life and draws our attention to the dangers of humankind pushing the limits of science for the sake of self-improvement. Also, it's important to just work with what you've got.
Well lady, that's what the fuck you get for being STUPID.
ReplyDeleteAfter the surgery you will only be half a dumb-ass, so I guess you can smile about that.
"black market"
ReplyDeleteBwaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahha!
LMFAO!
THis bitch is black, why does she want a bigger booty? Huge asses on black women are gross. Butts the size of Kim Kardashiean are borderline gross on white girls.
ReplyDeleteA doctor without a license is NOT a doctor.
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ReplyDeleteQuotes from the idiot in the news piece:
"easy to get ahold to"
"gramalomas"
"colagalate"
"procejis"
"without really fear"
She's so stupid that it's almost funny.
She should take her act to Glazer's shithole of a club. This is more humorous than anything headlining there in years.*
* OK, Glazer's rug "head"lines there as well, and THAT's funniest of all!
She got HOME DEPOT silicone shot into her ass.
ReplyDeleteListen to it.
Wow.
The News guy says that "It went sideways". heh, heh...
And the dumbest she-boon of the day award goes to...
ReplyDelete...envelope please...
...Colagalata Gramalomas!!!
I think she looks GREAT!
ReplyDeleteShe should have opted for the silicone from Lowes!
ReplyDeleteI mean, if your going to shoot that stuff into your ass, you want it from Lowes. Or is that Down Lowes?
Two words: nupid stigger
ReplyDeletegetting surgery from unlicensed practitioners is dangerous?!
ReplyDeleteYou have to give this woman credit for being brave enough to come forward and share her story to help others.
ReplyDeleteMud-butt!
ReplyDeleteShe should have known something was wrong when the "doctor" pulled out the caulk gun.
ReplyDeleteDid she pay for it with an EBT card?
ReplyDeleteAnd these people are allowed to breed
ReplyDeletemy wife got those ass injections. Last week she had the shits and calked the windows with the doodie.
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