HOSTESS SNACK CAKE RENAISSANCE STARTS IN KANSAS!!!

Emporia Gazette: Hostess Announces Plan to Create More Than 300 Jobs in Emporia, Kansas

Pitch: Twinkies will be back on shelves in July

Comments

  1. Send The Twinkies To Uganda4/26/13, 8:01 AM

    What do you mean twinkies will be back?
    They never left KC - in fact, you published a story about them wanting to have some kind of a twinkie walk/rally/convention just yesterday.
    There is also mention of the cure for faggotry (AIDS) in todays postings (AIDS Walk).
    There are already far too many twinkies in KC.

    ReplyDelete
  2. Safe bet they will change their plans and relocate to KCMO once they learn we are going to have a streetcar.

    ReplyDelete
  3. Sounds like an exciting and rewarding job.

    ReplyDelete
  4. 8:01 Closet homosexual.

    ReplyDelete
  5. All I can recall is the nitwits who were buying these last year for dollars on the penny because they believe they would be valuable post bankrupcy.

    ReplyDelete
  6. I don't get the fascination. It's a poorly made cake stuffed with sugar laced animal fat. Fucking gross.

    ReplyDelete
  7. No thank you4/26/13, 9:50 AM

    There will be a plenty of cream-filled Twinkies at the AIDS walk.

    ReplyDelete
  8. Ah, yes, the closet homo continues trying to cover up his sexuality by trashing those that live their lives honestly and openly. Sad clown.

    ReplyDelete
  9. AIDS is natures way of saying, "Fuck-off Faggots".

    ReplyDelete
  10. Dude, you're not fooling us. Everyone knows that people that act like you are closet homosexuals. Deal with it.

    ReplyDelete

Post a Comment

TKC COMMENT POLICY:

Be percipient, be nice. Don't be a spammer. BE WELL!!!

- The Management