TKC NOTE: Tonight our pal Craig Glazer shares a bit of comedy insight and shares what's happening at his place this weekend.
Female ‘Larry the Cable Guy’
The Tennessee Tramp: Janet Williams
It doesn’t seem that long ago that a radio DJ named Chris Baker told me about a country style comic who would come into our club and blow the doors off. He told me the guy’s name was Dan Whitney but he now goes by the name of Larry the Cable Guy. It was the late nineties’ and at that time all I could look at was a crudely made VHS tape shot in a bar somewhere in the south featuring Dan Whitney ala Larry the Cable Guy. Baker, who was the drive time DJ for KMBZ back at the time, bugged me about hiring his friend. After weeks of him prodding me, I was on Chris’ show with Bobby Slayton, he made this offer. ‘If you bring Dan in and he doesn’t fill your club to two-thirds capacity, I’ll feature for free,’ he said. Baker was a pretty funny comedian in his own right. I said, ‘You’re on.’ Johnny Dare put Larry on his show and that was when Kansas City heard for the very first time the phrase ‘Git ‘er done!’ It would be the beginning of Larry having a top-rated radio station having him on weekly, and it started with Johnny Dare. The phones blew up and to my surprise the club was packed even on Sunday. Larry went on to play Stanfords every three or four months for the next few years. I called Hollywood about him. Agent Matt Blake, currently head honcho at CAA, came to see him. Larry went to Hollywood to try out. The rest is history…and the beginning of the Blue Collar Comedy Tour. The Cable Guy went on to be one of the highest grossing comedy stars in history. In fact, in one year he grossed north of fifteen million dollars with his concerts, movies and clothing apparel backing him up.
Ralphie May, who is still one of the hottest club comics in America, told me about a female ‘Larry the Cable Guy’ type named Janet Williams. With his encouragement, we gave the self-named ‘Tennessee Tramp’ a shot at headlining Stanfords just over a year ago. Janet, like Larry, does naughty blue-collar material. No, she did not have the overwhelming response Larry did, however, she drew nice crowds, they roared with laughter and we decided to bring her back. As we all know the blue-collar comedy craze has died down somewhat, but funny is funny and Janet Williams is definitely that. She’s a pleasingly-plump redhead that tells you how to keep a man (or a woman), all about dieting and those damned kids. If you like Larry, you will love the Tennessee Tramp.
Williams tells an entertaining story about how she was the first white female comic on BET’s Comic View. When she asked for make-up when she went on the air, they told her they didn’t have make up for white girls. She said, ‘My friends who watched me on that show thought I had one hell of an overnight tan.’ Janet gained more popularity with her appearances on CMT and the Country Music Awards. She talks a lot about her hometown of Chattanooga, Tennessee, where she still lives today. One of her favorite stories is about her nineteen year marriage to a man she doesn’t love, but got her great health insurance.
The Tramp has spent the last few years opening for Ralphie May on his concert tours. Williams also goes overseas for USO Tours every year, her father was a twenty-five year veteran of the United States Navy. You might have seen her on Friday morning on KCTV 5 with Kelly Jones, if you missed it they will replay it Saturday morning. Find out why her nickname is ‘The Tramp’; she is at Stanfords at the Legends Friday, Saturday and Sunday. Call (913)400-7500 for tickets and more information. I promise you will have a great time with the Tramp.
PS: Our dear friend TJ Miller, who was kind enough to fly to Kansas City on his own dime to perform at a comedy memorial service for my brother Jack who passed away just over a year ago, landed a huge one. TJ will co-star with Mark Wahlberg in Transformers 4, a 200-million dollar extravaganza of a film that will start shooting next month. TJ also has another starring role in a smaller picture later this summer. Miller will appear at Stanfords this fall after shooting both films. TJ is also the star of Comedy Central’s ‘Mash Up’. We are so proud of him and his accomplishments. Miller did his first full week headlining a major comedy club here at Stanford & Sons four years ago.
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A very funny lady. Saw her this morning on 5 and she cracked me up.
ReplyDeleteVery cool about your friend TJ.
ReplyDeleteNever heard of TJ or Dan Whitney. Both big losers, like you Glazer
ReplyDeleteWhitney is Larry the Cable Guy stupid.
ReplyDeleteBwahahahahahahahahahaha
ReplyDeleteWhy is an advertisement in the content feed here? At least put ADVERTISEMENT at the top of the copy.
ReplyDeleteNo one needs to waste time and money going to this dump you can watch comedy on YouTube at home on the Internet free.
ReplyDeleteShe's pretty funny. Saw her on TV a couple of weeks ago and got a good crowd response.
ReplyDeleteI see no mention (zero) of Craig Glazer or his joint in Larry the Cable Guys bios.
ReplyDeleteMentioned or not I saw Larry at Craig's clubs maybe six times. I saw him at Kemper, he opened with "I'd like to thank Craig Glazer and Stanford and Sons, without them I wouldn't be up here today." Really did say that. Maybe as time went by he forgot his begininings who knows.
ReplyDeleteThe Glazer's club did start many a career in comedy. Gotta give the man some credit. So did his dad Stan. I saw Dennis Miller and Jerry Seinfeld at Stan's clubs back in the 80's.
ReplyDeleteYawn
ReplyDeleteMore documentation and evidence from Craig about the importance of BIRTH CONTROL. Don't be silly, wrap your willy, lest you be responsible for foisting another hairless douchebag on Mother Earth.
ReplyDeleteCraig represents the absolute worst in humanity. Loud, obnoxious, self important, mysogynistic. I could go on but you get the point. Kind of makes you understand where Hitler was coming from.
Yes the Club was great before Glazer stole it from his dad. That I agree with.
ReplyDeleteHey Glazer, Wake up, will ya! You're living in some kind of fantasy world! Here's a dose of reality for ya. You're a weakling. You're never gonna be strong no matter how hard ya try. You're a loser! You're always gonna be a loser and guys like me are gonna step on ya for the rest of your worthless life!"
ReplyDeleteTony -- Glazer started posting his advertisements ... oops, I mean his "insights into Kansas City" at the start of the year. Just wondering: how long does your agreement with him last? How much longer does he get to defile your site on a weekly basis? Was the agreement for six months? Nine months? A year? Did he pay for your legal bills? Maybe one of your "tipsters" could tell us.
ReplyDeleteThe funny part about it is, you've spent the past several years talking about gentrification and hipsters and the negative effects they have on older neighborhoods, and how people of a certain social demographic (generally speaking, older, affluent white people) don't really have Kansas City's best interests at heart. And yet here you are, giving agency and standing to a representative of that same demographic you've railed against for so many years. And Glazer has probably attracted dozens of people of his kind to this site ... but at what overall cost to your reputation?
You've sold out, Tony. You used to be one of us. To a lot of people, your blog actually meant something. And now? It's little more than weekly promos for a rug-wearing convicted felon who runs a second-rate comedy club on the other side of the state line, interspersed with the occasional racially motivated rant and pictures of a rapidly aging Candice Swanopeol.
I hope you received something worthwhile for kowtowing to the white guy and letting him contaminate your blog with his shlock. I guess everyone has their price. At least Judas walked away with 30 pieces of silver.
We just read this blog for the tits.
ReplyDelete"You used to be one of us?"
ReplyDelete@6:57 - You're a chubby Mexican guy who can't decide if he's a Democrat or a Libertarian?
Bwahahahahahaahhahahahahahahahaha!
ReplyDeleteGlazer looks like shit in a red wig!
6:57 brings up some very valid points.
ReplyDeleteAs well Glazer we all know your brother died. Sorry for your loss. Now if you can't get over it and feel the need to every week remind us of it, then you need some real help. Most folks know what a sick puppy you really are but this obsession over his death is makes you even scarier.
GIT R Dun.
ReplyDeleteThis "comedy" is dumb as a rum and coke.
6:57
ReplyDeleteYou don't have to read every thing posted.
If in fact, Tony has changed and has a more eclectic view of the world, isn't that just a product of experience and the growth of TKC as a local omniscient narrator?
Take heart, I am gonna start marketing Glazer Voo Doo dolls and everytime you and all the Glazer haters get pissy, you can stick his ass with pins, pour chicken blood on your Sheltie and chant something from the Oracle of Cuban Sante.
The first 50 dolls will be 20% off.
rumor is the show may have to be moved to the Kansas Speedway, to accommodate the 100,000+ ticket requests for this comedic legend superstar Janet err.. something.
ReplyDeleteWhat about a chuck doll?
ReplyDeleteUnlucky in love
ReplyDeleteLeast that's what they say
He lost his head
And he gambled his heart away
He still keeps searching
Though there's nothing left
Staked his heart and lost
Now he has to pay the cost
Have you heard about the lonesome loser
So, let me get this straight Glazer. You are saying that you are a force behind the Blue Collar Comedy tour? Actually you seem to be saying you are THE FORCE.
ReplyDeleteIf that is true, you must either be a really shitty business man or live way below your means. That Blue Collar Comedy tour made BIG BIG bank. If you had anything to do with it, why aren't you bragging about your second home in Hollywood Hills? Why are you leasing a Lotus instead of buying a true super car outright? Really, we know you are not modest, so if you had anything to do with Blue Collar, what was your piece of the pie? Or are you just a really shitty business man?
It's one or the other. Let us know. Or can you spin this another way?
He leases it because no idiot will loan him the money to buy out right.
ReplyDeleteIn short he has no real money. Why the babes all haul ass real fast once they figure that out. (well he calls them babes we all call them sluts)
My sweet Jesus. These haters are so damn funny. Glazer have them all do a comedy night on stage with this stuff. Funny as hell.
ReplyDeleteFight! Fight! Was at first show tonight with the TRAMP. A fight broke out between our boy Glazer and some other big dude Seemed to be over his date or wife. Oh man. Have to admit the Glazer was getting yelled at, turned and went off on the guy. Said lets go outside. They did. We all tried to see what happened but couldn't. Glazer was back in later seemed ok. Who knows. But it was on. Funny shit. The Glazer is a kinda big fella but so was dude.
ReplyDeleteYou just pointed out why I don't go to that shit hole. That stupid asshole is out of control.
ReplyDeleteNo man, the club is cool, happens once a year maybe. I was at OP when he fought four guys. He and his brother Jeff. The other guys started it. Glazers finished it. Man was our boy a bad mother. He never stopped. Cops came. He battled four guys. Never went down after the first time, but some of them did. Nobody helped him but an out of state cop and his bor. Awesome. Give the guy credit.
ReplyDeleteNice comment Craig.
DeleteGive the guy credit for what? Not knowing how to control himself or an unruly customer in his own business?
ReplyDeleteA little 'roid rage going on there perhaps?
Who is this Craig Glazer guy?
ReplyDeleteI like the cut of his jib!
Miller might have been booked for a week at Stanford's four years ago, but where was his first gig at a major comedy club?
ReplyDeleteWhat a great place on the blog, to try out and perfect the scroll button. Zoom right on through this vapid garbage of glazer's.
ReplyDeleteYou know, when someone tells me "If you like (insert famous name) then you'll love (less famous name)," I tend to keep my money in my pocket.
ReplyDeleteWhat Glazer fails to tell you is that this lady is in her 60s and has been at this for nearly 20 years. Nothing wrong with that, but for a guy who likes to brag about all the young and upcoming comics he personally "discovered," this is certainly an odd booking.
It's kind of a sad testimony to what the whole "comedy club" circuit has evolved into. Back when Glazer's daddy established the place in an actual entertainment district, they used to be places were "young and upcoming" comics could hone their craft.
But since moving the club out to Timbuktu, Glazer has to book people who've been in a movie or on TV (even if it's nothing more than BET) hoping they have got at least some name recognition to draw people out to the boonies. And at a price he can afford to pay.
Thus, we get a steady stream of acts like "The Tennessee Tramp" who is more of a cross between Minnie Pearl and Roseanne than she is Larry the Cable Guy.
And speaking of which, if Whitney's first gig at Stanford's was in the "late 1990s," then it sure took Glazer a long time to "discover" him.
Whitney had begun doing stand-up in the mid-1980s, and developed the "Larry" character by doing radio call-ins within a few years. He had been paying his dues and had that character down long before the "late 90s" when he was already in demand on the Midwest comedy club circuit, then it exploded nationally shortly thereafter.
Well as I said on his last post I saw Glazer get his plow cleaned one night so he isn't all that tough. Plus if you have fights in a comedy club and one person always seems to be in the middle of it that has to be proof something isn't right.
ReplyDeleteOnce a year is too many times a year. Anybody who has read these blogs knows how well Glazer can't keep his mouth shut and loves to put people down if they dare speak any sort of truth about him.
@ 7:44 pm
ReplyDeleteyep.. hear they've moved this legendary comedy mega-superstar to TWO shows at the Speedway..
ALL hotels sold out for 50 miles.
Craig Glazer I read these comments in total amazement. Where do they get this stuff. I read the article, then the comments. Some of these people twist your every word. All in an effort to put down a person and family that have brought more laughter and talent to this town than anyone else the past thirty or forty years. I remember when your place in Overland Park, the first one, had Dennis Miller. I didn't go, but people were bussing about it. This is the thanks you get. I thought we had a pretty nice range of folks in Kansas City. Guess I was wrong. Craig I am well aware of your grey areas, but holy cow, those events were decades ago. Just don't get it. Well some of us do appreciate all you have done. Thank you.
ReplyDeleteGray areas?????????????
ReplyDeleteHis crimes are not grey areas at all but rather very black and white and of public record.
Brian:"dave clean up the bird shit"
ReplyDeleteharley a guy I know needs a person to clean up shit and since you are so full of it I recommended you for the job surly you can't fuck that up.
ReplyDeleteRight. Glazer's daddy brought Dennis Miller in decades ago, and for that we owe Craig an eternal debt of gratitude which can never be fully repaid.
ReplyDeleteMeanwhile, Glazer's criminal record was decades ago, so we should forget about that.
Brian C.: "dave stfu! get to work!"
ReplyDeleteWTF is this Brian ass wipes issue?
ReplyDelete@1:27 I am guessing a case of identify theft with intentions of slandering.
ReplyDeleteMan who are these people who comment at 3 and 4 AM? You do that between watching porno online? Man.
ReplyDeleteCorrect. Its Super Dave and Smartman. Those two do almost all the negative comments on Glazer. Why? Jealous losers both of them. Neither has done a damn thing in life to brag about or be proud of at all. They hate a guy they don't know because he is better than they are. Sure Glazer broke some laws, guy lead an incredible life, a book out about it. Now a movie deal. So they hate on him. Yes and he gets hot girls whenever he wants to. They haven't been laid in years. Both fat slobs. Smartman tried to fight Glazer a month back. Glazer showed up, Smartman ran for the hills. Then those two put Glazer down for showing up to stick for himself. I am serious. So that's who does all this crap comment noise. Oh and they usually make up half of it or more. I'm gonna get them both. I don't like Paul Wilson either. See Paul I can say that. I just don't dig your b.s. Your few stories on KCC suck too.
ReplyDeleteHarley, you are the only person on earth who doesn't think Glazer looked like a complete fool standing outside in the February cold waiting for a guy to show up for a fistfight.
ReplyDeletehahahaha...3:02 is NOT HARLEY!!!!!
ReplyDeleteplease..everyone knows my writing
style...they know my margins are
notthe width of box...
they know i don't write like that!!!
And i kind of liked pauls
story on kcc..i even commented
on it...
someoneis trying to fan the
flames....so
paul...you wrote me a nasty
letter when you thought i
wrote a nasty bit about you
here...but whoever it writing the
stu ff mentioning your name
its not the authentic always
right harley.
Whoever is doing that...come on..
everyone knows harley doesn't
write like that..
3:02...stop trying to imitate
harley...there is one and only
one harley!
I'm not as stupid as you hope I am. All your comments, Harley or Real Harley, come from the same IP, so stop with the crap you little pussy. How sure am I of that? SureWest sure. Next week is the week; every time you comment, I release a clue to the public about your true identity. It's gonna be fun, comment often, I want to get to the punch line faster!
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Does anyone else find it interesting how people on here claim they know who is up in the middle of the night? Then as well claim to know all about their sex life. Some real spooky fuckers on this site.
ReplyDeleteThat picture is Harley in a wig. That's how Craig's likes him to dress before he bends him over. Harley is so irrelevant now, he's either taking it up the ass from comments or Craig all the time. He's lost among millions of anonymous comments here, blocked or ignored at KCC. He's meaningless now, thanks to everyone. Harley the tiny rubber duck in a massive ocean. No one cares, his true version of hell, irrelevance.
ReplyDeleteSaw Janet last night. One of the better shows I've seen this past year there. We go about once a month. Really love your spot. She was better than we expected, very good.
ReplyDeleteIs Bobby Slayton coming back Glazer?
ReplyDeleteOnce again thank all of you for reading about Janet. Understand each Friday we will be bringing you who is playing at Stanfords and something about them and some information about the history of Stanford and Sons. I see some usual hate comments about Larry. Larry was already a stand up as we pointed out, when he came to our club in Westport, he was just unknown with no credits. In fact he was a regular in Nebraska at Funny Bones, but had gained no traction til we heavily promoted him here as did Johnny Dare. It was this club that got him really on the map. That was the point. To the extent of me bringing a Universal exec, Dan York and major agent, Matt Blake to KC to look at Larry. So that was a big step for him, before Blue Collar...
ReplyDeleteHey where would the fun be without the hate mail? Harley is a gas, Chuck is always on target and the haters, well, such is life. Thank you for reading. Have a nice weekend.
Whatever you think on this guy, Glazer. I say he is a standup person. Don't know him, but seems to be the case.
ReplyDeleteReally appreciated your story on lightening up on the drug laws and sentences. Made sense.
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