Kansas City Politicos Use High Tech. Here's an inspired Tweet: "The City celebrates its 160th birthday. In celebration, what are your favorite things about Kansas City?" Tag with #kcfavorites
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PLEASE USE THIS TWITTER HASHTAG TO COMPLAIN ABOUT KANSAS CITY STUFF THAT NEED FIXING!!!
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@TonysKansasCity: Shocking Murder Rate & When Mayor And Council Occasionally Realize That Public Safety Is More Important Than Pet Projects: #kcfavorites
Now . . .
PLEASE USE THIS TWITTER HASHTAG TO COMPLAIN ABOUT KANSAS CITY STUFF THAT NEED FIXING!!!
Example . . .
@TonysKansasCity: Shocking Murder Rate & When Mayor And Council Occasionally Realize That Public Safety Is More Important Than Pet Projects: #kcfavorites
Twitters a waste of time. No one recognizes it though.
ReplyDeleteTKC's attitude toward the city.
ReplyDeleteSo I was playing PS3 and getting my dick sucked at the same time by this...cumdumpster. I don't even know her god damn name. I just call her cumdumpster or jizzpile. That's her fucking name Jizzpile.
ReplyDeleteI was like suck on this dick while I check the PSN Store, you whore. Fucking rhymes and shit.
And I was like, Ohh Mega Man 9 is out. I looked down to her and told her buy me this game or I'll kill you.
I told her she has two choices. Buy me this game and giving me all the money in her purse or death...she choice wisely...
I was like, BITCH play this game with me or I'll hit you in the face with a hammer. Again. And if you fucking die you die in real life. Whore.
She was like, "I don't really play video games." So I busted her jaw open with a fucking 2x4. She was all moaning. I told her she better connect her fucking jaw and get on this controller. Before I start strangling her with it.
I was like, fucking Jizzpile, get me some Count Chocula or something. I'm fucking hungry. She was like, "I'm going to call an ambulanc." She fucking grabs my cell phone and I'm like Bitch you must not be using any of my minutes. Are you paying for those minutes?
I started beating her in the face with the cell phone 30 to 40 times. I asked her if that made it better? I told her she better fucking walk to the hospital or hitchhike or something.
I was like, fucking Jizzpile, get out of her you make me sick drooling everywhere. I'm going to vomit. While you going to the hospital bring me back some Wendy's some Chicken Nuggets or something.
And if you fucking forget the BBQ sauce again I'll fucking light you on fire! Leave me alone. I want to play some Mega Man 9.
I'm like this game is fucking awesome. 80 out of 10! And if you don't agree you're wrong. And if you don't like it it's because you have a small dick!
I beat the game 80 to 90 times. And I was like where the fuck is that cumdumpster out? Right then my phone rings and it's the hospital. They told me, "Oh Bethany died."
I was like, the fuck is Bethany? You mean Jizzpile? Did that bitch get me my Wendy's?
Another loony in the TKC comments
ReplyDeleteNo that was just another story from Glazer.
ReplyDeleteAnd 10:31 for the comment of the day! Nice form.
ReplyDelete#TRASHCAN
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