INTERNETS WORD ON THE STREET: DID THE CLUMSY HIGH SPEED RAINBOW BUNNY HIT ANOTHER KANSAS CITY GAS LINE?!?!



Kansas City fear ruled Brookside last night thanks to a gas leak.

Check the links . . .

Authorities went going door-to-door in Brookside to evacuate residents after a two-inch gas line was struck in the area.

A natural gas leak forced firefighters to evacuate at least 20 homes in a Brookside neighborhood.

A 5″ gas line was hit in the area of 6400 block of Pennsylvania Ave. just before 9 p.m. Residents were put on buses while fire crews went door-to-door to turn off gas where they can. Twenty-six homes were found to have gas levels inside. Homeowners will not be allowed to return until levels return to normal, officials said.

To wit . . .

ALREADY BROOKSIDE NEIGHBORS ARE BLAMING KANSAS CITY'S HIGH SPEED INTERNETS RAINBOW BUNNY!!!

It's worth noting that NO OFFICIAL CAUSE has been named . . . BUT . . . It's doubtful that at least a half a dozen (anxious) Time Warner employees were busy enough to mail TKC details last night.

DEVELOPING . . .

Comments

  1. The bunny is all promise and no delivery. There is no Google Fiber, and Brookside has not been added to the service list yet anyway.

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  2. 6:05. That's nothing but disinformation.

    Brookside has been on the list to get google fiber from the start.

    Just check the map.

    https://fiber.google.com/cities/kcmo/#header=check

    If you're going to come up with a lie. Make it a good one that can't be corrected with a simple Google search.

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  3. KCK, Westport, Crossroads and the Plaza are the only areas given final approval. Everywhere else was just given the opportunity to give Google 10 bucks and to wait to some uncertain date.

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  4. Looks like KCFD has changed their procedure after the JJ tragedy.

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  5. Idiots never change they just do something different like tuck their shirt tails in and you idiots think change has happened.

    KCMO Idiot Capital of the World.

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  6. Welcome to JACKASS COUNTY USA!! We just want to blow - you up girly man!!

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  7. These 3rd party contractors and the illegals they pick up in the morning at Home Depot to do these jobs as day labor are gonna kill us all.

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  8. I think Google would be happy - overjoyed if the city blew up so they could pull out of this whole money losing deal they got themselves into.

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  9. 7:31 must not live in KCMO they don't appear to be an idiot.

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  10. Google Fiber! Let us blow up your hood so you can surf craiglist faster!

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  11. Wow it's so fast man. Look how fast man, gimme a beer man. Lets measure that bandwidth man. Gimme another beer man.

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  12. Why are you all trashing Google? It was Time Warner subcontractors that blew up JJ's. I can't wait for Google Fiber. It'll be nice to have internet as fast as they have in South Korea, considering we live in the country that fucking invented the internet. Bandwidth in this country is a joke.

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  13. And a very unfunny joke at that.

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  14. TWC now there is a joke ran by idiots.

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  15. That queer bait bunny rabbit laughs at all of us with a shiteating grin as we drive by.

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  16. That's true 8:13 it knows an idiot when it sees one

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  17. Oh yeah just let Google, the worlds #1 violator of privacy install their shit right into and in your home. This would make sense to clueless idiots since they don't have the ability to think for themselves.

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  18. #1 violator, and what size tinfoil hat do you wear 8:31?

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  19. Naw I think Facebook and Google are tied for first place as the universes most decrepit abusers of peoples personal information.

    Your the product not the customer with these outfits.

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  20. All hail the Google Bots!

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  21. The Cute Little Bunny3/28/13, 11:16 AM

    To all Time Warner employees:

    Be afraid ... be very afraid!

    Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!!!!!

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  22. I'm staying with Time Warner. Just to further annoy and disrupt the Google robots.

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  23. You think you have privacy anywhere on the internet? For a conspiracy theorist, you sure are dumb. I'll take the super speed Google, and use some common sense to protect my privacy. Just like I do now with the super shitty Time Warner. Where there is no privacy.

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  24. "Google" has such a nice ring to it.....sort of like Boondoggle...

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