TKC BREAKING AND EXCLUSIVE NEWS!!! SHOW-ME MILDLY SHOCKING ALLEGATIONS OF REP. RICK BRATTIN HOTTIE HYPOCRISY!!!
Because we're not counting on the GOP coming up with any new ideas this session in Jeff City . . . Let's focus on far more important dating news.
To wit . . .
MISSOURI INSIDERS ARE RAGING OVER AN ALLEGATION OF RICK BRATTIN HOTTIE HYPOCRISY ONLINE!!!
Here's the sitch:
On his lame website, Missouri GOP dude from the stix near Kansas City i.e. Raymore/Peculiar/Garden City/Nowhere Rick Brattin is talking up his family values . . .
"He is blessed to have a wonderful family with beautiful wife Lauren . . . "
And so . . .
THE ONLY PROBLEM IS THAT THE PHOTO FEATURED ABOVE CAPTURES BRATTIN WITH A LADY WHO ISN'T THE WIFE HE'S PROMOTING ON HIS WEBPAGE . . . IT'S HOTTIE ATHENA ELIZABETH BARBER!!!
And it gets better from here . . .
Barber seems pretty clean cut now but we did a bit of research and found that while Barber is working a dermatology gig, doing some low grade modeling and touting her Christian beliefs via social media . . . There are some who point to another model who shares the EXACT same name who used to be a NASCAR groupie/hottie who did some rather EPIC work in one of our favorite lad mags.
In fact, not so long ago Athena Barber was voted one of the top model babes dating a NASCAR dude.
Even more research . . . We found NASCAR dating reports which match up former blondie lingerie modeling hottie Athena Barber as the proud baby mama to a rugrat with the same name currently touted by the more devout brunette Athena Barber social media presence.
But this isn't really about Missouri modeling hotties and their dating lives . . .
WHAT'S MOST IMPORTANT HERE IS THAT REP. RICK BRATTIN ISN'T DOING A GOOD JOB OF KEEPING HIS SOCIAL MEDIA DATING LIFE ON MESSAGE!!!
The Tipster who sent a flurry of images and screencaps our way says . . .
"Personally, I don't care if he has a new girlfriend before the ink on his divorce papers is dry, but if he's going to try to fly the fundamentalist flag at the same time, he's a hypocrite."
Certainly, TKC wishes Rep. Brattin and Athena every happiness with the advice that if they want to tout family values online, they might want to be more specific about which family of Mr. Brattin's they're discussing.
Everything is better blonde.
ReplyDeleteShe must be shorter than a Mayan because I'm 5'5" and I think he might be shorter than me.
ReplyDeleteIt's OK. I hear that he's hung like Harry's horse. The don't call him "old tri-pod" for nothing.
ReplyDeleteSo he's standing next to a chick with man hands.
ReplyDeleteHmmmm..........
Anyone else notice her hand in that photo?
"fly the fundamentalist flag at the same time, he's a hypocrite."
ReplyDeleteThat is what fundamentalists do.
Yeah, 10:43... Now that u mention it, she DOES have that hand from that FOO FIGHTERS video!
ReplyDeleteSo he is getting a little or a lot I mean so what, is that going to change anything really?
ReplyDeleteAnymore people who tout family valves are the ones fucking around on not only the wife but the girlfriend as well. And as a rule the wife is doing the same thing.
No if you have family values the people around you see it and don't have to be told or hear about it.
Sure Sly has something stashed in an apt aournd town some where.
Or @ the ZOO!
ReplyDeleteI hate it when Repubs act like dumocrats.
ReplyDeleteSweet, sweet ass.
ReplyDelete"Barber" is also the family name of that asshole, who scammed the mortgage industry for millions and now sits in Leavenworth. That family was from Raymore-Peculiar area. Same bunch??? Probably.
ReplyDeletedemocrats displaying how weak they are. This is weak.
ReplyDeleteHe wants to be like Sam Graves, or Kit Bond, or Roy Blunt, or Bob Dole, or George Will, or Rush (X4), or...hell just like all Republicans!
ReplyDeleteYou know after a couple of kids it gets kinda loose and sloppy down there, time for a new one, right republicans?
8:21 +2
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