Most people above ground have something to celebrate in Kansas City no matter how seemingly insignificant.
To wit . . .
WE DON'T REALLY FEEL LIKE BLOGGING THE LAME KANSAS CITY HOLIDAY NEWS SO WE SIMPLY WANT TO WISH TKC READERS A MERRY CHRISTMAS AND CELEBRATE THE NIGHT THAT SANTA DEFEATED THE GHOST OF JESUS @ THE NORTH POLE!!!
Also, we want to celebrate so many gifts and blessings in Kansas City.
For instance . . .
We know the Floyd Mayweather doesn't really have a lot to do with Kansas City's missing $15k BUT he's kinda like the Raison d'être for the hot mess.
And while broke-ass Kansas City struggles with the budget . . . It seems that Mr. Mayweather is making gambling cash hand over fist.
Floyd Mayweather Made $4.3 Million Betting On Sports In 2012
Meanwhile . . .
KANSAS CITY GETS ANOTHER SHOOTING AND CARJACKING FOR CHRISTMAS!!!
Links . . .
Carjacking, shooting leaves 1 with critical injuries
Police are investigating a Christmas Eve carjacking at a Kansas City gas station and market that left one person with life-threatening injuries.
Detectives are investigating a possible robbery, carjacking and shooting.
Then again . . .
SOME OF US LIKE SUPERDAVE ARE BLESSED WITH GREAT HOLIDAY SPIRIT!!! CHECK SD HELPING THE CHILDREN!!! WHAT HE DOESN'T KNOW IS THAT BYRON IS OUR FAVORITE ELF!!!
Finally . . .
The rest of us try to make do with something closely resembling a Bender Family Christmas . . . Which is hilarious in its own right.
And so . . .
Thank you for reading Kansas City.
Merry Christmas. Try not to get shot.
Shut it.
ReplyDeleteHo Ho Ho
ReplyDeleteMerry Christmas Tony and the rest of you commenters in here.
ReplyDeleteFinally got all those goddamn toys put together and under/by the tree. Santas going to get drunk. Hope Mrs Santa feels liike being a Ho Ho Ho. Merry Christmas to all.
ReplyDeleteMerry Christmas, Tony, and best wishes for the coming New Year! XOXO
ReplyDeleteI was going to hang myself today but then I thought: I'm not going to give all of you assholes the satisfaction. I'm going to stick around for at least another year to be a pain in your asses.
ReplyDeleteMerry fucking Christmas!
Merry Christmas, everyone. Try not to get shot, & try not to shoot anyone.
ReplyDeleteMerry Christmas Byron hope nobody shoots you & hope I don't have too.
DeleteMerry Christmas, Tony. And I might add that your theology is a little askew.
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ReplyDeleteIt's Festivus for the rest of us!
Santa is the first and biggest LIE we are fed as kids but we'll just all go along with it anyway.
ReplyDeleteBack to tracking Santa on NORAD for me.
He's heading for the Cayman Islands.
ReplyDeleteMerry Christmas TKC!
ReplyDeleteMerry demoralizing chaos and pathological melodrama!
ReplyDeleteWishing a merry christmas to all politicized, ratings-starved bloggers.
ReplyDeleteMay Peace be yours in the days ahead.
ReplyDelete(Good one)
Every one buy Ron Hunt some soap on a rope this Christmas, because he should need a supply for the next few Christmases.
ReplyDeleteMerry Christmas TKC and all the rest of you scallywags!
ReplyDeleteHappy?
ReplyDeleteWhat happened to the left wing war on Christmas? That used to be a staple of the lame stream media.
ReplyDeleteMerry Christmas to all! Even to you, Byron. Everyone but the N-word guy.
ReplyDeleteHappy New Year, too!
Merry Christmas to the N word guy. Some of you may not like him but he is humane same as all of you and some hate the N word but a vast majority of famous black people don't since they use the word all the time as well. So give the guy a break least he is honest and is speaking what he thinks and does not appear to be killing anyone. So if the N word is good enough for the people he is talking about to say it then to be fair he has to be allowed as well.
ReplyDeleteBesides you ever stop to think he just might be a black man?
ReplyDeleteWell, ok, hadn't thought of that. Merry Christmas to the N word guy too. For a New Year's resolution, perhaps you could expand your vocabulary?
ReplyDeleteHappy New Year to all as well!
(Will look tomorrow to see if I can find soap on a rope on sale for Ron Hunt.)
There it is again, Benton Blvd, the MLK of Kansas City.
ReplyDeleteGod bless us everyone, even the N word guy. Feliz Navidad.
ReplyDeletesee--1:35--Mrs Santa puts out for Christmas. Even Santa got what he wanted under the tree. Hope everybody's was as good as mine. Peace on earth and Kansas City too.
ReplyDeleteBetter late than never, so Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to NIGGERS everywhere! Peace on earth, you motherfuckers!!
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