The late night Kansas City newscycle reveals . . .
KANSAS CITY MAYOR SLY'S SON KYLE JAMES WAS NABBED BY POLICE YET AGAIN!!!
I don't know if it's intentional but KJ is doing a pretty good job keeping pace with Lindsey Lohan this year . . . However, Lilo is much hotter and for the moment has a bit more media savvy.
Preliminary detail . . . It was a traffic beef (speeding) that sent Kansas City Mayor Sly's son back to the clink for just a moment. Bail was posted . . . The odds are pretty good that he'll be back again.
Hopefully, details and jokes about the subject and a few others in the morning . . . STAY TUNED!!!
I thought he was moving to Cali?
ReplyDeleteHe didn't like being upstaged by Jovan the Destroyer.
ReplyDeleteNow he gets a headline too.
Maybe he can bust some Glass wile he's at it...
Too bad your parents didn't decide to do that instead of conceiving you
DeleteSpeeding???
ReplyDeleteRather harsh for just a speeding beef one has to think there is more to this and since it was dipshit I am sure there is.
The ultimate FUCK-UP. But at least he is loaded with fresh lyrics and compelling unique beats that are certain to make us ALL look like idiots, right Playboy K. Still waiting for you and Kemet to get caught swapping spit in the shower.
ReplyDeleteWhat did Lindsay Lohan have to do with his speeding story? Wasn't this just a misdemeanor we all face from time to time?
ReplyDeleteAt least you didn't call it a "TKC EXCLUSIVE" and didn't show us a nuke explosion! But you did call it a "SHOCK". Which it wasn't.
Why not leave the fuckin kid alone to be a dumbass like most kids are? Must be a bitch bein a kid of a famous dad.
I suppose we should all stop picking on Kyle James for being the Mayors dumbass son.
DeleteNothing to see here people. Please move on...
Speeding and some outstanding warrants from what I understand. So much for the KMBC sob story about how his bad boy days were over.
ReplyDeleteAsk the question TKC. Do us a favor and say it:
ReplyDeleteIf the Mayor can't take deal with his own son, how is he going to manage Kansas City?
I think we know the answer. Sly isn't taking care of business, he is selling out this city at every turn and he is aloof and out of his leauge.
What does Lindsey Lohan have to do this KJ?
ReplyDeleteThey are both talentless and keep getting arrested because they lack self control.
I want to suck his titties.
ReplyDeleteI hate to be the bearer of bad news, but being mayor of KCMO doesn't make anyone famous.
ReplyDeleteExcept among the little band of KCMO insiders and swells and all the folks looking for handouts at city hall.
He doesn't even rate much local TV face time.
It's too bad that Kyle's behavior is the self-destructive thug rap that's destroying the black community and even his dad has nothing to say.
No behavior is too outrageous to comment on.
Nothing good can come of all this.
Iif a talented guy making millions with a beautiful wife and baby can't escape the cultural influences that propel them to destruction, how does anyone expect that the talentless, poor, sexually confused baby Sly would? Let's set our expectations appropriately.
ReplyDeleteWhy should he worry about speed laws? There is the human limit and the NIGGER limits. Very different and enforced very differently.
ReplyDeleteAnd Tony, Lilo is a very attractive woman. Kyle James is definitely young and stupid, but he's also a very attractive man. Thats the most confusing aspect of this story. The guy has every advantage you could ever hope to provide a child yet he chooses to piss his life away drunkenly chasing dreams of fame and fortune. What a waste.
ReplyDeleteCoincidence or fate that he was born to a lawyer dad? Hmmmm?
ReplyDeletehe was adopted out of the ghetto
ReplyDeleteKyle is a product of his dad. The kid didn't just learn to be this way on his own.
ReplyDeleteThat's not fair. I don't blame your parents for you being an ass.
ReplyDeleteLindsay Lohan and Kyle would make a cute couple. There is the basis for a sitcom or an unreality show.
ReplyDeleteWhile speeding, Kyles transvaginal mesh came loose. This may be the reason why he has acted the way he has. Or it may be toxic shock syndrone.
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