Celebrate The Slightly Hilarious Story Of Golden Ghetto Helicopter Parents!!!



For a brief moment, the nation laughs at parenting in Johnson County.

Check it:

Gawker: Helicopter Parents from Hell Ordered by Court to Quit Stalking Their Daughter

Fox4: College Student from Leawood Accuses Parents of Stalking, Wins in Ohio Court

Huff Post: Aubrey Ireland, College Student, Wins Restraining Order Against Helicopter Parents

If this story didn't already provide enough explanation: What are Helicopter Parents?

On the bright side, this tale of hovering parents should make the final days of holiday break seem a bit more bearable for all of the d-bag college students coming into town who enjoy college money with relatively few questions asked.

Comments

  1. Menntil Helth12/28/12, 6:28 AM

    Her parents will laugh heartily at the judge when she wigs-out and kills a bunch of people and/or herself.

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  2. Her parents should sue her for all the tuition they wasted on her ungrateful ass.

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  3. Nutty rich people. Always entertaining.

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  4. Parents aren't paying her way so she can get a degree in boob flashing, getting wasted, and trying to appeal to jerk boys who read maxim and watch girls gone wild. She should should be grateful someones looking out for her in this day and age.

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  5. Ungrateful little bitch....

    Her parents pay her tuition to become a theater major(good luck with that), and she turns on them, and the school agrees to pay for her tuition for her final year? Sounds like the school sees a need to invest in a cash cow.

    She's crazy....look at her.

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  6. T, you gotta move OUT to be stalked by your mom....

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  7. Wow, really? Did anyone read the links? Parents are batshit crazy. Girl's trying to escape the crayzee without having too much stuck to her, and without surrendering her own hopes and dreams.

    As to paying the tuition back, she's paid in spades having to live with those people her entire life.

    If she's happy living life, with good relationships with others, and not tied down by her past, she has succeeded, no matter what her occupation turns out to be.

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  8. She'll jump off a building or shoot up an elementary school and the judge will blame the parents.

    They should disown the turd and emjoy their retirement years without her ungrateful ass dragging them down.

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  9. If I were her, being disowned would be fine by me!

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  10. Her parents sound nuts. This woman did the right thing and obviously a judge agreed. What kind of helicopter parent puts tracking software on an adult college student's computer? The wacky kind!

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  11. I drink Cows Milk12/28/12, 2:15 PM

    Her parents are way out of line. Even the school recognizes it.Maybe if most of these commentators had been weaned off of their mama's tits they could see that.

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  12. Oh let me guess she wants to be a famous person! Aspires to be a "model-actress-singer" or some bullshit like that. Guess what baby if you want that you better get used to it. They are known as agents, managers, lawyers, and hangeron'ners.

    If you want privacy get married and be a housewife.

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  13. How do you get that out of the article? Oh, you didn't actually read it? Well thinks for your brilliant insight about keeping this young lady with the fucking PSYCHO parents barefoot and pregnant. Idiot.

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  14. This gives a new meaning to helicopter parenting ... sounds like "assault helicopter" parenting to me!

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  15. This whole thing is so unnecessary!
    All they had to do was visit Planned Parenthood for a scheduled murder all those years ago and they'd be all set.

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  16. 8:22, I think her parents prefer to kill her slowly, over a period of many years.

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  17. Sounds like she aborted THEM.

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  18. Foetid foetus forced flatus forlorned.

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