AVOIDING ALL THE PEOPLE YOU USED TO KNOW IN KANSAS CITY ON HOLIDAY BREAK!!!



We're writing this post while hiding under a table because my ex-girlfriend and her current millionare Chinese boyfriend are slumming in my Latino neighborhood. And this got me thinking that avoiding all the people that I used to know is a practice that I have fine-tuned over the years. It's more art than science but the most important part of the valuable skill is the ability to throw yourself under a table and hide for at least a half an hour . . .

And so, I'll be playing Tetris for the next few minutes and lamenting that all of the successful people are STILL back in town for the holidays.

More later . . .

Comments

  1. Anytime you want tips on making folks leave you alone give me a call.

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  2. Yeah, I can help with that.

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  3. Could tell people you and Craig Glazer REAL good buddies. Folks leave you alone for sure then.

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