TKC BREAKING AND EXCLUSIVE NEWS!!! CALLING OUT THE MISSOURI GOP THREE STOOGES FOR IMPENDING DEFEAT!!!
I'm not really in to making predictions but I've seen enough losing campaigns to recognize the early warning signs of defeat.
To wit . . .
TKC EXCLUSIVE AND SCIENTIFIC MARKET RESEARCH DATA HAS IDENTIFIED MISSOURI'S GOP THREE STOOGES ON THEIR WAY TO LOSING!!!
Let's explain our logic and research . . .
Todd Akin - Admittedly, he's the closest to pulling off a win in this group. But his odd are getting worse every day as Sen. Claire McCaskill and rape survivors are making him look like a monster. Remember that he was incompetent and unlikeable to begin with . . . Even worse, it looks like his campaign might help bring down The GOP all over the nation.
Check it:
Washington Post: The ads Senate Republicans have dreaded in Missouri are here
His response to the beating he's taking is almost childish:
Akin Calls on McCaskill's Husband to Release Tax Returns
Analysis . . .
RAPE VICTIMS STANDING AGAINST TODD AKIN TRUMPS PAPERWORK AND MONEY COMPLAINTS AGAINST SEN. CLAIRE'S FAMILY!!!
Again, this race is the closest of all the contests facing The Missouri GOP Three Stooges.
It's all downhill from here . . .
Dave Spence has a campaign strategy that would be hilarious if he wasn't serious.
Spence Campaign Asks Koster To Investigate Knowing Sunshine Law Violations By Jay Nixon
He has already cried foul over Gov. Jay ads and managed to look impotent in the process. Mr. Spence doesn't have a lot of fundraising cash and he's trailing by 20 points according to some.
Real Talk . . .
TKC HAS A BETTER CHANCE OF BEATING MISSOURI GOV JAY THIS YEAR THAN DAVE SPENCE!!!
Ed Martin - Admittedly, he's interesting if only because of his "Bunch of Mexicans" comment about 5 years ago . . . Since that time, like all of us Ed Martin has grown thicker and accumulated worsening odds.
What's interesting to me is the sense of entitlement and stupid self-confidence from Ed Martin in calling The Attorney General corrupt . . .
Take a look at this one from the Ed Martin Campaign: Damning New Evidence of Chris Koster’s Pay-to-Play Corruption Revealed
Now, this dude has NO CHANCE OF WINNING but he might still have to live in this state after throwing corruption charges at the AG. It's not brave, it's stupid. Three Stooges stupid. TKC has watched enough cartoons to know the difference.
And so, what have we learned?
It's not 2010 in Missouri and the Tea Party is nowhere to be found.
TKC SCIENTIFIC MARKET RESEARCH IS CALLING OUT THIS TRIO OF GOP LOSERS AND THEIR IMPENDING POLITICAL DOOM!!!
While we aren't making predictions, the odds of FAIL against The Missouri Three Stooges are pretty safe . . . At the very least I'll go 2/3 as amid one of the worst crops of Republican candidates Missouri has ever seen.
DEVELOPING . . .
Not to bad, should have done a cartoon.
ReplyDeleteI'm not so sure about Aiken losing, but the other two are dead men walking.
ReplyDeleteTKC has a better chance of beating Nixon than Spence.
Sure, let's us support all the Democrats, also known as NIGGERS!
ReplyDeleteI'm a nigger. You're a nigger. We're all niggers. Nigger, Nigger, Nigger.
DeleteAiken will win.
ReplyDeleteSpence will lose-big.
ReplyDeleteMartin- No chance.
ReplyDeleteThese 3 chikotays are going to have a rough November 6th....
ReplyDeleteWow - T is really going out on a limb here...
ReplyDeleteWe should start calling him Nostradamus or something...
I like the aesthetic but it lacks passion. Akin might still win.
ReplyDeleteN-word guy is waking up earlier.
ReplyDeleteDid he get out of the trailer park and get a job?
Doubtful.
How dare you insult the Three Stooges. They were brilliant!!
ReplyDeleteI am boycotting TKC. (just kidding, not about the stooges)
I liked TKC better before I understood he was just another partisan guy. The guy calls out three GOP idiots but never notes that KCMO is being run into the ground by Democrats at the local, state, and federal levels.
ReplyDeleteHey, remember Nixon ruined Bazookas.
ReplyDeleteI thought that was that was Matt Blunt and Matt Bartle?
ReplyDeleteHey TKC is the only news blog reporting on even some of the Republicans in KC.
ReplyDeleteAll three. Whatever. This is an outrage and this kind of biased reporting will be remembered when all three of these men are victorious in November. Mark the words here. All three of these men will win over Democrat thugs.
ReplyDeleteSpence will win! McCaskil will lose. Akin Will lose... legitimate rape? Get the reward for turning him in at Western Missouri! Who's the other guy?
ReplyDeleteEd's commercial is embarrassing.
ReplyDeleteI wouldn't suck none of their titties.
ReplyDeleteWhat an abortion of a slate.
ReplyDeleteTony,
ReplyDeleteWhy is hilarious to ask the states most powerful attorney to investigate these violations. Whether you disagree or not, it is obvious that the Governor's office is violating the law. If a Governor doesn't have to follow the laws then how can the government expect the public to follow the laws? But I think the real question is, why does the governor find the need to break the law?
http://ago.mo.gov/sunshinelaw/
No GOP cakewalk in 2012. FIGHT BACK.
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P eople!
Like the other side aren't stooges too?
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