TKC EXCLUSIVE!!! NOBODY LIKES THE NEW NIGHTLIFEKC.COM LOUNGE AND DRUNKEN KANSAS CITY ROYALS PROMO!!!

This season for The Kansas City Royals is pretty much wasted so now, apparently, it's time for the fans to drink away their sorrows.
To wit . . .
THANKS TO MORE THAN A FEW TKC TIPSTERS FOR TELLING US ABOUT THEIR DISTASTE FOR THE NEW DRUNKEN ROYALS PROMO!!!
On the surface it doesn't seem so bad . . .
"NightlifeKC.com Lounge on the Budweiser Patio - Looking for a place to socialize while taking in the Royals game? Come experience the atmosphere of the new NightLifeKC.com Lounge on the Budweiser Patio!"
The Basics:
Live DJ before and after the game
Exclusive bar with top shelf spirits
Plush furniture
Awning for shade
Custom photographs
The $30 Ticket Includes:
Access to the NightlifeKC.com Lounge(this is your seat for the game)
2 Drink Vouchers
CHECK THE TICKET WEB PAGE FOR THE NEW LOCAL HANGOUT TKC IS CALLING "DOUCHE CENTRAL"
Still, I should think that we would all want to celebrate a bit of promotional success from a website that's all about adverts and sponsored content in a way that's so obvious it really doesn't offend.
Then again . . . The Royals have really struck out when it comes to promos this year. When talking about reaction to the promo, the trend is clear.
One reaction from a KANSAS CITY MARKETING INSIDER . . . "Another attempt by the Royals to focus attention away from baseball. About the lounge: You don't get to keep the 'plush furniture' just the STDs"
Furthermore . . . Nightlife KC is mostly about party pics and that's cool but images of drunken Royals fans just seems depressing.
Still . . . The Royals claim that it's "Our Time" and I guess that means drunken partying instead of thinking about the team's on the field FAIL.
I attended a local festival last Friday night, the usual type with lots of rides for the kids and carnies pushing stupid games with no takers. The real shocker was the fact that you couldn't tell the carnies from the crowd. Almost every person was covered in tattoos, obese and ugly as sin. The kids were as horrifying as the adults where all the boys were dressed up like gang-bangers and the girls looked like drug addicted whores. If that's the future, then there isn't much of one.
ReplyDeleteHell, I thought last Sunday would be a nice day to visit the zoo with my wife. We went out, had a nice brunch in Brookside, and headed out. We got there, the staff was fine...but my God! It was as if the MoState fair attendees had migrated west to KC. What's with every guy having a buzz cut, missing teeth, and tat sleeves and every woman squeezed into tight jeans adorned with muffin tops decorated with tramp stamps. Let's not forget Jr running around with a highlighted mohawk and cotton candy stuck to his mug. WTF KC?! Is this the national trend/fad or the best the midwest can offer enmass?
DeleteI'd still like to know who the blonde in that pic is. Anyone?
ReplyDeleteIts the k-crew girls....
ReplyDeleteYum.
ReplyDeleteA few of those K crew girls are cuties.
ReplyDeleteI don't even want to fuck that sweet blonde...I'd just want to rub my dick all over her!!!!! Ah Huh...yes I would!!!!!
ReplyDeleteCan't tell the drunks from the players.
ReplyDeleteWtf is tonyskc?? Lol. Hey tony....Myspace called they want ur ad business. Lol
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