TKC EXCLUSIVE AND BREAKING NEWS!!! WOULD YOU PAY $695 TO HEAR FORMER KANSAS CITY MAYOR FUNKY TALK ABOUT DISTRESSED COMMUNITIES?!?!
Kansas City's former Mayor is still "working it" in faraway places.
As always, thanks to AWESOME TKC TIPSTERS on this one . . .
TAKE A LOOK AT THE LATEST KANSAS CITY MAYOR FUNKY SPEAKING ENGAGEMENT REGARDING "DISTRESSED MUNICIPALITIES" . . . KINDA LIKE HIS FORMER CITY!!!
Here's a bit of description regarding the event . . .
"Every day, more and more distressed municipalities are in the headlines: Jefferson County, Harrisburg, Central Falls, Benton Harbor, just to name a few. Municipalities across the country are facing fiscal challenges, many beyond what they can handle.
"We have collected the nation’s leading experts to address this growing challenge …and the solutions that could very well reshape the market as we know it.
The Bond Buyer's Symposium On Distressed Municipalities will get to the heart of what states, counties, cities and towns are experiencing in this challenging economy."
SHOCK!!! THE COST FOR THIS SEMINAR IS ABOUT $695!!! THAT'S KIND OF PRICEY FOR A DUDE WHO DIDN'T EVEN GET PAST THE PRIMARY IN KANSAS CITY!!!
The sales line . . . "BEST RATES EXPIRE FRIDAY, MARCH 9. Government Employees ONLY $95, All Other Professionals $695. Act Now!"
Still . . . I don't begrudge the former Mayor his good fortune. I'm just wondering what kind of advice he would give since he didn't seem to be able to do much to help Kansas City.
Guess Ill have a government worker buy me a ticket. That's surprising since government workers seem to be the one causing most of the blight and stress on neighborhoods in Kansas City. They are also some of the dumbest people I know! It would seem you'd charge them the most and professionals the lower premium. Nevermind...
ReplyDeleteMaybe your favorite former Councilwoman can go on the lecture circuit as well?
ReplyDeleteNow, I wished I would have voted for him in the primary.
ReplyDeleteThere are few places that can top KCMO when it comes to elected officials working closely with their special-interest buds to create and maintain distressed communities.
ReplyDeleteI'm not sure what Gov. Rendell is doing on this panel, but there's a long list of former KCMO councilmembers who would do a great job.
I assume that he is speaking on how to make a community distressed.
ReplyDeleteYeah, yeah. You folks bitch and moan about the Funk; however, he's doing fine without you and your inbred bullshit. In other words, fuck you!
ReplyDeleteright, anony 7:38. glad he's not on the local scene. fine, let him put food on his table. just not HERE.
ReplyDeleteFunk looks like Albert Fucking Einstein compared to this current administration.
ReplyDeleteNO, HELL NO!!!
ReplyDeleteFunk wins.
ReplyDeleteFunk as panelist? $695.
ReplyDeleteFunk as Mayor? $675,000.
Funk as resident of DC? Priceless!!!
Ack ack ack! Until today, I objected to seeing the pictures of undressed women on your site. BUT THIS IS A SIGHT THAT HURTS MY EYES! Please, no more FUNK.
ReplyDeleteJerry Springer is the former mayor of Cincinnati. Will he be on the panel, too?
ReplyDeletelol!
ReplyDeleteIt's ok for that cretin, Kazmarek to go to Virgina (or someplace) and make $190K but heaven forbid a Phd like the Funk is to even make a living? Again, fuck you.
ReplyDeleteFunny that even now, Funk's family (i.e. 6:35 and 7:38) still care about "bullshit" written by "inbreds" about papa Funk.
ReplyDeleteLittle Funks, I believe it is you who were fucked by your parents and their arrogance. And that's a bit of inbreeding best suited to the hills of W.V.
Byron- No disrespect intended to you, sir.
I guess he paid up the Aardvark Movers (CaseNet.net)so he can slip into Kansas City without being served on the lawsuit for non payment for the very expensive move. Stiffing the movers is very bad form...even for a hilbilly.
ReplyDeleteFunny how you idiots bash this guy, but I'm sure he's doing much better than any of you ever will. Just sayin. Carry on.
ReplyDeleteWhere does all of his money go? He can't seem to manage his own finances.
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