TKC BREAKING AND EXCLUSIVE NEWS!!! CHECK OUT CRYSTAL'S NEW HAIRCUT AND CAMPAIGN KICKOFF FOR STATE SENATE!!!
Jackson County Legislator Crystal Williams finally registered to run for State Senate yesterday.
Never mind that she hasn't accomplished much in her job despite promises of reform.
Don't ask questions about her qualifications.
Let's forget all of her promises to voters last time around.
INSTEAD . . . CHECK OUT THE CRYSTAL WILLIAMS CAMPAIGN THAT IS ALMOST COMPLETELY BASED ON GIRL POWER!!!
She's claiming there's a "war on women" as part of her rallying cry.
Even better . . .
TAKE A LOOK AT CRYSTAL'S WEBSITE AND HER NEW HAIRCUT THAT TOTALLY QUALIFIES HER FOR THE JOB!!!
A special THANKS to TKC TIPSTERS who sent us over this e-mail blast . . . Because, surprisingly, I wasn't on the list.
I've included her links to keep continuity, take a look:
Crystal Williams, Democrat For State Senator
This election year is shaping up to be an epic battle. Commonly referred to as the Republican War on Women, I believe it's much deeper and more sinister. It is a war on working families and the working poor, the middle class, the LGBT community, the immigrant community...and a war on women. This is why I'm running for the newly configured Missouri Senate District 7 in Kansas City, Grandview and Lee's Summit. I am seeking the opportunity to represent you in Jefferson City, where I'll be a fierce advocate for health care, economic development, education and personal liberties.
Please join me in my fight to ensure that your voice is heard in the Missouri State Capitol. I am asking you for your support today. I need you to ask your neighbors, friends and family to vote for me in the Democratic primary on August 7, 2012. I need volunteers to walk door-to-door. And I need your financial contribution. Please go to www.crystalforsenate.com to make a secure online donation today. A contribution of $15, $25, or $50, will help me get my campaign off to a great start.
I want to represent you in Jefferson City to protect access to healthcare. Important gains have been made nationally for Kansas City families toward more affordable and more accessible health care. Sadly, the majority party in Jefferson City has relentlessly attacked it. Please consider making a donation to my campaign at www.crystalforsenate.com to protect and continue the progress made in healthcare reform.
We also have to find ways to create jobs and get our schools back on track. We already know this is a great place to live, work and raise a family. But we have to be more effective in selling this region so that we can grow businesses and help our community thrive. Additionally, Kansas City can never live up to her full potential until every family has the choice to send their child to a high quality public school. Good schools in our neighborhoods can be a reality but it won't happen without effort.
With me as your State Senator, your voice will be heard in the State Capitol. Please consider making a donation to my campaign today at www.crystalforsenate.com.
Thank you for your continued support,
Crystal
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When she wins. You will apologize!
ReplyDeleteI thought the new hair cut was a Brazillian?
ReplyDeleteI live in the Senate district I am worried about the murder rate and no jobs plus trying to give our police back to a corrupt City Council. I voted for Crystal last time because I believed her presser now she is just another politician that has joined the Good old girl club ,she bitched so much about in her County run. And I will not vote for anyone that takes their funding from from another hack named Boss Nutter. Sorry Crystal you wont fool me again
ReplyDeleteIt is easy to beat a crook like Henry Rizzo, people vote AGAINST him. Look at the example of Charlie Wheeler.
ReplyDeleteNow Crystal that is not running against a crook, people will choose against her and her baggage.
Wow how quickly all promises are kept at the County and now we can move on.She is a liar who I will never vote for again.
ReplyDeleteCrystals baggage will come out
ReplyDeleteMommy, what's a "a skank whore?"
ReplyDeleteMommy, what does "she left a semen-mixed slime trail across the floor of the rotunda" mean?
ReplyDeleteCrystal backers are all going against her on this one except the senile old man Nutter.
ReplyDeleteWhen are going to say no to buying a seat here again Nutter will attempt to buy this for Crystal . Just say nononononononononononononono
ReplyDeleteIt's gonna take much more than a haircut to make that sow's ear look like a silk purse. She's still an ugly skank and wouldn't make a decent receptionist.
ReplyDeleteNutter has been doing more than paying off Dutch.
ReplyDeleteWhy do Demorats always run perverts for office?
ReplyDeleteHer new look makes want to shit in her mouth even MORE!!!!
ReplyDeleteLook, I think Holsman will win this race easily. But Tony's hatred of C. Williams is pretty transparent. He is, after all, a huge booster for J.J. Rizzo, who I am assuming is Henry Rizzo's son. So obviously Tony isn't exactly an unbiased observer.
ReplyDeleteStill, I think Holsman should easily win this race.
Who's the Republican running?
ReplyDeleteIt's a primary. Republican hasn't filed.
ReplyDeleteNutter will buy this race for Crystal.
ReplyDeleteHolsman should quit while he's ahead and hope that he doesn't do much harm to his reputation.
Gurl!!!! dat a shitty hair cut!
ReplyDeleteouch.
ReplyDeleteCrystal Williams still reminds me of either of the two aunts on The Simpsons.
ReplyDeleteL-O-Fucking-l!
ReplyDeleteAnyone know where to find a district map?
ReplyDeleteHer new 'do does make her neck look slightly less thick. But a new coif can't hide the fact Crystal has zero abilities and has accomplished zilch, despite promises of reform. She has done a worthless job at the County and doesn't deserve re-election, let alone a new office.
ReplyDeleteHolsman in a landslide.
Does she have a birth certificate?
ReplyDeleteIs it well known yet that she had sex with animals?
ReplyDeleteNo, I am not kidding.
Crystal could not lobby me because I was a closet-Fag.
ReplyDeleteGreat to see a REAL DEMOCRAT like Crystal Williams running! Since our only option was Holsman, the former Ashcroft staffer.
ReplyDelete6:13 are you high? Just because someone claims to be a Democrat doesn't mean they are the Savior! Crystal ran on promises to the County, none of which she has kept. Why on earth would you give her a promotion when she is so undeserving and incompetent?
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