Maybe the most important thing they're discussing in Jeff City right now:
Missouri bill would put limits on ownership of monkeys
Unfortunately, this would make suspension of disbelief in some of my favorite movies just a bit harder but hopefully might prevent some innocent person from getting their face ripped off by an ape driven crazy by an irresponsible owner.
Shit, I'll have to get rid of my black maid Shineqwa
ReplyDeleteHow will anyone hire Chris moreno to fuck up their campaign?
ReplyDeleteno mo monkeys
ReplyDeleteThis one is just to easy. I won't even comment. The homies are gonna love to read these posts. Let the games begin!
ReplyDelete"right turn Clyde"....
ReplyDeleteIf that was a fat latino driving it would look just like tony out on a date.
ReplyDeleteNo more monkeys?!
ReplyDeleteWoo hoo! We just solved the Kansas City inner city crime problem!
And NO MORE Alonzo Washington!
It seems that Clint Eastwood is a closet liberal.
ReplyDeleteTony! Great photo of you and Eastwood! We didn't know you knew him.
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