TKC EXCLUSIVE AND BREAKING NEWS!!! JACKSON COUNTY LEGISLATOR CRYSTAL WILLIAMS CONSIDERS A MISSOURI STATE SENATE RUN IN THE NAME OF GIRL POWER!!!



I have wonderful news to report . . . Despite the fact that she has only held her elected office for a little over a year AND she hasn't passed one bit of legislation on her own . . . Crystal Williams has completely reformed Jackson County and now she's ready for a promotion.

Miraculous, right?

JACKSON COUNTY LEGISLATOR CRYSTAL WILLIAMS IS PUTTING HER NAME OUT THERE FOR A SOON TO BE OPENING MISSOURI STATE SENATE SEAT!!!

Here's a quote from her facebook wall where only her acolytes and fellow feministas have weighed in . . . The emphasis is mine . . .

"Yes, the rumors are true, I am taking a hard look at running in our new Kansas City District 7 State Senate seat. Our beloved Jolie Justus, State Senate District 10, remains in Kansas City for the last two years of her term, but her district number will be moving to Mid-Missouri, where she will actually be representing some of my Democratic family! Filing for this seat opens this next Tuesday, and so far there are at least four men (all my friends, I might add, so welcome to the family feud) possibly running. Don't know about you, but I'm ready for some gender diversity in Jefferson City. Maybe then, we can focus on jobs instead of the current Jefferson City obsession with women's reproductive anatomy. Stay tuned."

Fact check . . .

NEVER MIND THAT CRYSTAL WILLIAMS HAS THE LEAST EXPERIENCE OF ANY LEGISLATOR UP FOR THE JOB AND SHE'S BAILING ON THE SO-CALLED JACKSON COUNTY REFORMS SHE PROMISED JUST A FEW SHORT MONTHS AGO!!!

Still . . .

IT'S NICE TO SEE THAT CRYSTAL WILLIAMS EXPECTS GIRL POWER TO WIN HER VOTES BECAUSE SHE DOESN'T HAVE MUCH ELSE TO RUN ON . . . UNLESS SHE STARTS SHOWING UP IN A TUBE TOP!!!

Really this is just follow-up on the empty promises of yet another Kansas City politico. Having accomplished NOTHING and served LITTLE TIME GAINING EXPERIENCE Crystal Williams seems to believe that she deserves a promotion based mostly on her lady parts.

It's hard to argue with that Kansas City logic.

Comments

  1. Anonymous2/25/12, 5:43 PM

    she pretty.

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  2. Anonymous2/25/12, 6:01 PM

    No chance, yet.

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  3. chuck2/25/12, 6:21 PM

    That was kinda funny.

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  4. Anonymous2/25/12, 6:41 PM

    If KC puts some stupid, fat bitch in a position of more power, then they deserve what they get. What a fucking pig, this woman is. Shades of the former county executive...What was her (it's) name??

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  5. Anonymous2/25/12, 6:43 PM

    What is her opinion of unsolicited bulk email?

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  6. Anonymous2/25/12, 7:05 PM

    The only thing more wortheless than Crystal is Theresa.

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  7. Anonymous2/25/12, 7:06 PM

    I'd fuck her in the ass. Then cum all over her face.

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  8. Anonymous2/25/12, 7:14 PM

    oh no.

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  9. Anonymous2/25/12, 8:37 PM

    Who's the tranny in the picture???

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  10. Anonymous2/25/12, 8:39 PM

    Absolutely worthless. Shouldn't have been elected at the county level in the first place.

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  11. Anonymous2/25/12, 9:38 PM

    Who's pearl necklace is that? The guy who wants to do anal but missed the face?

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  12. Anonymous2/26/12, 6:33 AM

    Instead of going to Jeff City to "increase gender diversity", what does she have to say about issuies and ideas that might actually affect citizens of the state and her district?
    Another egotisical hollow shell.

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  13. Anonymous2/26/12, 6:44 AM

    That's great she wants to stop being a hired gun and now be a legislator. We believe you Crystal you , anything to gain power.

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  14. Anonymous2/26/12, 6:45 AM

    The County that was so important before is trash now

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  15. Anonymous2/26/12, 6:45 AM

    Typical Politician all about them

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  16. Anonymous2/26/12, 8:16 AM

    I tried to fuck her in the ass one drunken night, but her teeth kept getting in the way...

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  17. Anonymous2/26/12, 10:04 AM

    Treasa needs to get rid of her anyway. She is poison.

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  18. Anonymous2/26/12, 10:18 AM

    Are there teeth all up In there? My goodness.

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  19. Anonymous2/26/12, 10:18 AM

    Are there teeth all up In there? My goodness.

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  20. Anonymous2/26/12, 6:54 PM

    Talboy wins if he runs. Only question is if he wants to be down in that mess for 8 more years.

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  21. Anonymous2/26/12, 8:30 PM

    Crystal you need a reality check you only won because Nutter decided to buy a seat for you , next time it won't be so easy. So don't bite off more than you can spit

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  22. Anonymous2/26/12, 8:34 PM

    Crystal loves it down in that mess. She loves it all messy. At least that is what I read on a bathroom wall in the Capitol.

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  23. Anonymous2/26/12, 9:16 PM

    "Having accomplished NOTHING and served LITTLE TIME GAINING EXPERIENCE"...seems that she is qualified to be President.

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  24. Anonymous2/27/12, 4:57 PM

    Insert vile comment about the woman here.

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