Kansas City Star token Latina columnist Mary "Dirty" Sanchez writes about a dead elephant and what the zoo "says" about Kansas City. Seriously, I'm not joking, with all that's going on in this wicked little town . . . That's what she's focusing on . . Check it:
Mary Sanchez: "Our zoos say much about us"
Damn.
AND THEY WONDER WHY NEWSPAPER CIRCULATION CONTINUES TO DECLINE WHILE KANSAS CITY STAR COLUMNISTS CONTINUE THEIR SELF-ABSORBED NAVEL-GAZING?!?!
On the bright side, all of this makes me less guilty about following the adventures of Amber Rose (seen here in a tribute to an old school Grace Jones photo tribute) via her kick-ass Twitter feed has nearly one million followers.
Kansas city is named as having the highest black on black crime / murder rate & Mary is worried about an elephant. Nice priorites.
ReplyDeleteAt last, a story that moves so slowly even Mary Sanchez can stay on top of it.
ReplyDeleteSome of these folks really need to get out of the Star offices more often.
Tony, I'm probably not in tune with Mary Sanchez politically, but I have no problem with this column and may others that she writes.
ReplyDeleteWhat in the heck is the matter with you?
Tony has a crush and needs a date. Bad.
ReplyDeleteMary Sanchez is a fuego puta.
ReplyDeleteI smell skunky pussy...oh, it's Mary "puta" Sanchez. no wonder.
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