KANSAS CITY NAKED MAN ATTACKS COPS!!!



There's nothing more important than this local story right now . . .

KMBC: Kansas City police say a man who was spotted running naked through a Brookside neighborhood faces charges of assaulting two officers.

And that's how we celebrate the weather in this wicked little town.

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Man arrested after running naked through neighborhood

Comments

  1. His name was Buck Naked.

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  2. No, 'twas Chris Moreno. The description was of a fat naked grease ball with his head stuck up a former councilman's ass.

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  3. What a fucking loser!

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  4. On these types of calls KCPD needs to make sure they have a priest along for "spiritual comforting."

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  5. A priest or a Penn State coach.

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  6. Somedays you just couldn't pay me enough to be a cop in this city!

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  7. A Brookside fag attention whore!

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  8. Please tell me it was Clay getting signatures.

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  9. niggaz sho luv dey pcp

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  10. He's better than the entitled white baby-boomers that jog down the middle of Brookside side streets.

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  11. Yet another dumbshit trying to emulate NORMAL PEOPLE.

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  12. brookyside homo1/26/12, 9:43 PM

    touch my asshole, TOUCH MY ASSHOLE!!!! Pleeeeesse!!!!

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  13. It was Louie Wright, didnt someone say they couldnt tell if it was a naked man or woman, no balls for sure and definatley a legacy left after he retired that no one will miss, only thing missed will be the balls his FIRE FIGHTERS wont be able to lick anymore!

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  14. 9:43 - Smokey "D" I presume, dont worry smokey you have a fleet of monkey fags that work for you, so no worries I am sure you will still get some stinky!

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  15. "Pass dat sharm stick to dat dum white boy and let's watch him run through Brookside."

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  16. 11:55 ya drunk?, had few?- thats cool but speak some English here man, you're post made less than any sense.

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