Forget the crocodile tears from the family over the fake story . . .
Forget that the local media was COMPLETELY PLAYED OUT by the missing person case . .
And we won't even get into the fact that JoCo authorities weren't really forthright about the ugly details of this story . . .
CHECK THIS TKC EXCLUSIVE LIST OF THE TOP 5 EXCUSES FOR THE WHEREABOUTS OF AISHA KHAN DURING THE MISSING PERSON MEDIA HOT MESS!!!
1. Looking for Missing Baby Lisa?!?!
2. Lost in the AWESOMENESS of the new, local Trader Joe's AND/Or searching for the perfect pair of jeggings in JoCo?!?!
3. Auditioning for new season of The Bachelor?
4. She MIGHT have been moonlighting as an elf for Secret Santa and helping po'folk slightly off camera.
5. Totally NOT involved in weird-ass family drama that's going to remain unreported by overly polite mainstream media despite a proclivity to put the half-story on the air re: faux missing person's stories.
Whatever the case . . . I guess we're glad this hot mess ended with only minor embarrassment and another realization that most of the news is fake.
LINKS:
Police Confirm Aisha Khan Found Safe
OPPD: Aisha Khan found safe, not abducted
Questions remain in Aisha Khan case
A great take from Kansas City's anti-crime activist Alonzo Washington: Aisha Khan Conned the metro & the national press/The Wrath of Khan!
Making a porn video in Meth Town?
ReplyDeleteStupid assess... at nineteen, you can actually get lost for a couple of days w/o telling anybody- simply because you WANT to. This is not a news story and never was, Leave it to the Putz Brothers, Alonzo and TKC, to subvert it into a potential 'honor killing' story.
ReplyDeleteYou anve both reached new heights of Fail.
I deserve the $10,000 reward. I was just about to locate her when she turned herself in. Since it was all a fake, I should get the money for all of my trouble.
ReplyDeleteIn Tony's world, only disappearances that end badly are OK.
ReplyDeleteShe was humping.
ReplyDeleteMy guess is her father found out she was sexually active and or dating someone who was not a muslim and was scared that he was going to honor kill her.
ReplyDeleteShe is a hottie. Don't be a jerka and drop that burka, baby! Yeahhh!!!!
ReplyDeleteUnless she felt she was in real danger from her family, it seems to me some sort of crime was committed here.
ReplyDeleteShe obviously set up a scenario with the messages to her sister to make people THINK she had been abducted.
True, she didn't actually call the police and say she had been abducted, but it seems to me she caused a lot of trouble and expense for authorities.
Why are people who do these things never prosecuted?
This sort of cry wolf escapade is gonna make a real missing persons/ abduction case suck!
ReplyDeleteDid they file a false police report?
Wait, I thought the medias only paid attention to disappeared white gurls? What gives, racester baiter?
ReplyDeleteArranged marriage, and she was tired of being raped every night.
ReplyDeleteI can see why Alonzo is pissed... "conning the media" is just about his entire 'job' description, LOL. A man gotta protect his turf!
ReplyDeleteIn the spirit of cultural diverstity, she should be beheaded, as is their custom, for dishonoring the family (and wasting tax dollars).
ReplyDeleteLOLZ.
ReplyDeleteOf course the media won't report the real reason.
Got to embrace that rainbow colored cultural diversity at all costs.
OR face the WRATH OF KHAN!!!!
ReplyDeleteFunny shit all of it. Sometimes u guys crack me up.
ReplyDelete"OR face the WRATH OF KHAN!!!!"
ReplyDeleteOh c'mon, it's Christmas. That would be the WREATH of Khan, this week at least.
Here's a thought: maybe she found a guy who treats her like an intelligent human being instead of a second class person; as is the norm in her culture. Jeez! She may have started to become Amercian in her attitude towards life and her future. The culture she comes from pretty much treats her like chattel. Who wouldn't want to get lost for awhile under those circumstances?
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