Brit model Gemma Atkinson is one of the strongest hotties we know . . . To a lesser extent, check this holiday list of Kansas City power players for this X-Mas Power Ranking list.
POLITICOS
1. MISSOURI STATE SENATOR VICTOR CALLAHAN - He's taking on Mayor Sly and offering his own solution to the hot mess in Kansas City Public Schools . . . Because he isn't joining the Mayor's cheerleading section, he's crashing the Sly James X-mas Education Party.
2. MISSOURI STATE REP. MIKE TALBOY - On the opposite end of the spectrum, Downtown Kansas City's young and ambitious representative is standing up for the Mayor's plan and has become part of the full court press.
3. JACKSON COUNTY PROSECUTOR JEAN PETERS-BAKER - She's taking the hit on old school allegations of prosecutorial misconduct in her office . . . And she's, hopefully, staying the course on a lot of promised reforms.
4. COUNCILMAN JOHN SHARP - The redistricting debate isn't quite finished . . . Look for this Council power player to become a big part of the upcoming discussion on at-large Council District realignment.
5. MO. GOV. JAY - He's not afraid of asking for a long from Show-Me State colleges . . . It's a powerfully shameless move from a state leader who has already helped slash education budgets.
NEWSIES
1. Eric Wesson - The Call's lead journalist knows his community better than ANYBODY else and he's a valuable Kansas City resource.
2. Kris Ketz - Who needs Santa Claus when we have Mr. Ketz.
3. Russ Ptacek - Kansas City's Gold Standard.
4. Mary Sanchez - Congrats on her local Latino reporting this year.
5. Michael Bushnell - Northeast News stays winning with more than a few KILLER issues to finish the year.
X-MAS ALTERNATIVES
1. Drinking - The holidays are better sloshed.
2. Working - Your pointless career offers a great place to hide.
3. With Pets - The animals you keep will always love you . . . As long as you keep providing food . . . Very much like your spouse.
4. Starbucks - Think about it . . . Corporate coffee could be the greatest non-committal relationship of your adult life requiring absolutely no commitment.
5. Online or In Church - Prayer and The Internets are the last refuge for scoundrels . . . Santa waits outside, jealous.
As always, this list has been compiled according to scientific TKC polling and market research data and it's a weekly comprehensive guide to local powerful people.
Hot ass.
ReplyDeleteGo victor.
ReplyDeleteSays a lot about u that u would rather go with white than somebody who wants to keep local control in kc.
ReplyDeleteYou should be ashamed.
Signed,
The Community
You speak for the whole "community" in just one blog post?
ReplyDeleteIdiot.
The list is the usual supects of KC incompetents. Business as usual.
Sly is a one term mayor.
ReplyDeleteNo shit about that. He grew up in the 'hood. You can girl out of the country, but you can't take the country out of the girl. Or Gurl in his case.
ReplyDeleteMy asshole smells better than Mary Puta Sanchez's breath.
ReplyDeleteYou must keep your asshole in top shape,ready for pleasuring at a moments notice huh ?
ReplyDeleteAll this talk of assholes makes me nervous.
ReplyDeleteOh, don't be nervous, "Alrighta said".
ReplyDeleteMy asshole has a tattoo above it that says, "lose hope, all who enter here."
I love, love, LOVE anal sex!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteEric Wesson again?? Why?? He sucks. Is he paying you?
ReplyDeleteMary Sanchez??? Is she fucking you now??? Gross!!!
ReplyDeleteMichael Bushnell has an agenda but it's rationale. Eric Wesson is a piss poor excuse for a writer. He is not a journalist.
ReplyDeleteWesson is not a journalist by any definition of the word.
ReplyDeleteVictor Callahan is crooked as a dog's hind leg and used his previous office to steal money from people. Corrupt as they get.
Chris Moreno will bury Victor Callahan's career.
ReplyDeleteChris Moreno couldn't bury a turd. In fact, Chris Moreno IS a turd.
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