Nobody in Kansas City rules like Lucy Pinder . . . However . . . That doesn't mean that we don't have some power players in this town . . .
To wit . . .
NOW IT THE TIME TO MAKE YOUR SUGGESTIONS FOR THE ULTIMATE TKC 2011 KANSAS CITY POWER RANKINGS!!!
The categories . . .
Politicos.
Newsies.
Suggest one . . .
We'll add'em up, collect the data, process the results, maybe get a sandwich and hopefully deliver them back before next year.
Think about it . . . THIS IS THE ULTIMATE RANKING OF KANSAS CITY POWERFUL PEOPLE IN 2011!!!
Chose wisely.
Let's see...Father Shawn Ratigan...no, he diddles little girls.
ReplyDeleteBishop Robert Finn...no, he covers up for guys who diddle little girls.
Don Harman...no, he's dead.
Katie Horner...no, she got canned for driving everyone nuts.
The white trash parents who let the ferret eat their kid's fingers off...no, these idiots should be rocketed to the moon with no oxygen on board.
Shit! This is one depressing, fucked up assignment. Forget it! I'm going to go get high. Fuck 2011!
Chris Moreno: Emperor of the Universe and Master of his Age.
ReplyDeleteI suggest a category for Tony's KC babes! Lucy Pinder would get the number one ranking... then perhaps Jordan Carver... after that it is wide open. Anyone else have suggestions for 3, 4, or 5?
ReplyDeleteI'd say Jordan at #1, then maybe Lucy Pinder, Sophie Reade, Denise Milani, Candice Swanepoel, etc, etc.
ReplyDelete9:09 Please do not forget JAXCO Legislator Theresa Garz Ruiz
ReplyDeleteLucy Pinder - Top of the heap baby!
ReplyDeleteNO, DAMN IT!
ReplyDeleteTHE VERY HOTEST BABE IS DANICA THRALL!
You're all nuts! The hottest babe is Mayor Sly's BAAAAADD son. I'm gonna tap that for New Year's. Bad boy butt.
ReplyDeleteYes, and don't forget Neo Moreno is dominating the infrastructure of the world wide web as he flies through his techno universe that he has developed in order to conquer those who laugh at him on blogs.
ReplyDeleteNo agents can stop him except he is too fat too fit through the telephone receiver.
You forgot Brooklyn Decker. You FAIL.
ReplyDeletea photo-shopped Tara The Tart!!! and the dude in the attic... they are the best of the best D-bags!!!
ReplyDeleteor maybe "Occupy Theresa Garza!"
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