THE TKC FRIDAY NIGHT NEWS COLLECTION!!!



Friday night and all of the REAL NEWSIES took off . . . So I'm left here with you d-bags . . .

What's on blast . . .

GUESS WHAT MO STATE REP. I ENJOYED MANY PUMPKIN BEERS WITH DURING THE AFTERNOON?!?!? ALSO THE CHUBBY WAITRESSES AT BEER KITCHEN ARE REALLY SEXY!!!

VERY SOON . . . WE CAN TELL YOU WHY A REPUBLICAN MIGHT BEAT KANSAS CITY FAVORITE JASON KANDER?!?!?

THEY'RE GONNA BREAK UP THE KANSAS CITY, MISSOURI SCHOOL DISTRICT WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT . . . HOW WOULD U LIKE IT SPLIT?!??!

TAKE OCCUPY KC SERIOUSLY OR THEY WILL CAMP OUT ON YOUR ASS!!! THEY HAVE GARNERED THE ATTENTION OF SOME RATHER IMPORTANT PEOPLE AMONG THE LOCAL POLITICAL ESTABLISHMENT!!! SURPRISING TO ME AND EVERYBODY ELSE WITH COMMON SENSE!!!

More later . . .

Comments

  1. IT could be because things didn't go so well for the political establishment in Oakland, who practically had a Kent State on their hands.

    Reportedly the Occupiers can camp there again, and the police chief there has resigned. Tolerance for heavy handedness is getting thin.

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  2. I am going with Jonas Hughes.

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  3. Who gives a crap. You drank pumpkin beer. Enough said.

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  4. It was Silvey and u r gay.

    FUCK YOU.

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  5. Holsman. Pumpkin is same color as his hair.

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  6. drink a lot, post in ALL CAPITAL LETTERS.

    lots in red.

    "I'm self-important. Listen to me."

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  7. Who cares. Do those ladies get naked anywhere?

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  8. Ooh ooh

    We're no strangers to love
    You know the rules and so do I
    A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
    You wouldn't get this from any other guy
    I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
    Gotta make you understand

    Never gonna give you up
    Never gonna let you down
    Never gonna run around and desert you
    Never gonna make you cry
    Never gonna say goodbye
    Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

    We've known each other for so long
    Your heart's been aching but
    You're too shy to say it
    Inside we both know what's been going on
    We know the game and we're gonna play it
    And if you ask me how I'm feeling
    Don't tell me you're too blind to see

    Never gonna give you up
    Never gonna let you down
    Never gonna run around and desert you
    Never gonna make you cry
    Never gonna say goodbye
    Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

    Never gonna give you up
    Never gonna let you down
    Never gonna run around and desert you
    Never gonna make you cry
    Never gonna say goodbye
    Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

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