So, not much changes in this wicked little town.
Kansas City was promised an era of new leadership and a professional-grade elected official who promoted our town in a positive light.
Sure, we got Google Fiber . . . So we can more clearly view this hot mess:
KANSAS CITY MAYOR SLY'S ALLEGED BAR-FIGHT-PUNCH-A-BITCH SON MAKES THE DIRTY!!!
The most awesome gossip site on the Internets with a FAR GREATER READERSHIP THAN ANY LOCAL INTERNET ENDEAVOR INCLUDING THE STAR has put Kansas City on blast and called out "The Mayor's Problem Child" in such a way that makes all of those campaign promises seem like nothing but empty talk and smiles.
DEVELOPING . . .
No sir, I don't like it.
ReplyDeleteSly is so worried about everyone else's children he needs to pay attention to his own. This guy seems totally out of control. what a mean drunk. next time i hope he is tazed!!!
ReplyDeleteDon't taze me, bro!
ReplyDeleteA Fine, Young Gentleman And Cannibal.
ReplyDeleteFUCK THAT LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE HIM.
ReplyDeleteOne begins to wonder how much other soiled linen there s in Sly's closet. I'm not surprised that Mayor Smilie didn't tout his parenting skills during the campaign.
ReplyDeleteNow that the Son of Sly has demonstrated that he s a Butthead, the only question is whether Sly will assume the role of Beavis (yikes, sort of like our last Mayor, the Municipal Nightmare himself, the one and only Smartwithnoghinghouser) or put this senseless and unpleasant distraction to the side and continue on being our Mayor.
Let's hope Sly chooses wisely :)
And we thought the Funk was bad, the Funk had a recall for a lot less.
ReplyDeleteToo bad The Dirty can't get his name right. Its Kyle, not Kevin. But I'd be okay with Bile James too.
ReplyDeleteI've learned in my life that certain things just serve as a warning that the person is a stacked pile of shit.
ReplyDeleteOne of these is the ultra-thin beard ... I've never met a man with one who wasn't 10 pounds of narcissistic baby diarrhea overflowing a 5 pound bag,
I don't know the whole story (and neither, I'll bet, does the semi-literate and probably high at the time writer of this article), but I'd need a few more facts and a lot less attitude before basing a judgement on a blog like this.
ReplyDeleteKyle? Kevin? Machts nichts. Who needs a factchecker? Or a proofreader?
And it's still bullshit and no reflection on Sly. Remember him? HE's the guy we elected. Not Kevin. Not Kyle. Not the douchebag editor (using the term about as loosely as possible) of this garbage.
ReplyDeleteGoogle was coming here long before Sly was elected.
ReplyDeleteThe KC Star got Sly elected - it was determined that they would elect him far before the campaign season began. Mark Ziemann made that decision and the editorial board followed his decision so that they could keep their jobs. Now we have another Funk. If people would have listened to the candidates they would've seen and heard that Sly was the ONLY one with NOTHING to say.
ReplyDeleteOh.
ReplyDeleteThe Dirty?
The website that lost an $11 million libel and slander suit for making stuff up about people?
That website?
Slanderella's business model?
Yeah. That website.
9:48, quit being a prick. Oh, it's not possible? Then STFU.
ReplyDeleteSly should make the kid join the Marines. Maybe they can help.
ReplyDeleteSurely there is one among us 450,000 Kansas City citizens who can say a few kind words for the mayor's son. Surely he has done some nice things in his brief life. Perhaps Sly could list his son's attributes.
ReplyDeleteMike Burk is looking better all the time. He has a normal family, too.
Kyle just needs a curfew! I'd say make the kid get off the streets by 9 PM. If Sly and his wife were exercising good parenting, Kyle wouldn't be having these problems. He's just a misunderstood young man. He'll grow out of it when he is a little older in his mid 20's I'm sure. Oh, wait...
ReplyDelete9:07 is right. This is nothing like funk. Funk brought his family into city hall which made their bullshit our business.
ReplyDeleteWhere do I sign a recall petition? Seriously.
ReplyDelete10:49: "The kid" is an adult. Sly can't make him do anything. How difficult is this to understand?
ReplyDelete11:09: Nice to hear from you, Mary. That nun's training (be positive before using the shiv) is really coming in handy, isn't it?
Sly won. Get over it.
11:09: "Surely there is one among us 450,000 Kansas City citizens who can say a few kind words for the mayor's son."
ReplyDeleteYou're not even "among us Kansas City citizens," Mary. Prairie Village is outside the city limits, so butt out.
Good one T.
ReplyDelete1:50. We are not saying the mayor can control his son. What we are saying is that he raised the thug as a reflection of himself. The mayor will not have a second term. Get over that.
ReplyDeleterecall sly.
ReplyDeleteand tha azzhole mayor bis a member of the BOPC. Cops hate the Mayor. KCPD hates the Mayor.
ReplyDeletehe's hot. except for that whole beating up a woman thing.
ReplyDeleteDoesn't Mary O'Halloran, that ugly idiot, have anything better to do when Ruckus isn't taping than to read and comment on TKC? Mike lost, Mary. You're a nobody. Get over it.
ReplyDeleteAirick has no credentials and he is incompetent. If he is so great then how did he allow the school district to LOSE another point of accredidation under his supposed 'leadership'? Is anyone looking at student achievement? bcause the district has not moved at all in that area.
ReplyDeleteMike Talboy threw Airick under the bus by introducing him to Schneider. There is no way you can convince me that Talboy did not know that was wrong. Talboy was the one responsible for getting West appointed to be the Democratic Mo State Treasurer. Is Airick getting too big for his britches and Talboy set him up to bring him down?
Airick just leave. Do the scholars a favor and leave. All these shennanigans have been about you and whatever polticial career you think you are trying to establish and not the academic success of the students.
Leave....
Kansas City goes waaaay beyond being just a "wicked little city". It's a nigger infested hell hole, that's just getting worse by the minute. The new nick named for this shit spot should be "Detroit of the Plains"...It just fits, more and more.
ReplyDelete6:33: The posts say the mayor should "make" his son join the Marines, etc. I'd interpret that as saying the mayor can control his son.
ReplyDeleteIf you think all thugs are a reflection of how they were "raised," you're a judgemental prick (or maybe a former nun).
If Sly doesn't have a second term, I can certainly get over that. In the meantime, Sly won. Get over it. Or go a convent. Preferably one that requires a vow of silence.
9:12. Let's look at the mayor's record thus far. What has he actually done? What has your Prez done in the past 3 years? Are you better off today then you were 3 years ago?
ReplyDeleteniggers fuck up EVERYTHING!!!
ReplyDelete4:15: Do you have a different prez? The mayor has been in office 4 months, which have gone much more smoothly than the Funk's first four months (and I voted for Funky). Personally I am just about the same as I was three years ago, but I realize I am very fortunate in that respect.
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