KANSAS CITY DOUBLE PLANKING!!!



Jennifer Renée is a rather AWESOME promotional model in the Kansas City area and she has been kind enough to let us borrow a KICK-ASS photo of local creativity in action.

Sure, planking is the latest internet fad meme but in this town we work TWICE as hard as anybody else . . . To wit . . .

DOUBLE PLANKING IS KANSAS CITY'S NEW HOTNESS!!!

So, this pic snapped at Peppermill South in Grandview should inspire the ladies of the local Internets to reach for new heights . . . And post photos. Natch.

Comments

  1. Anonymous7/30/11, 6:42 PM

    To the ladies of KC: when you start to turn fucking orange it's time to stop.

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    1. Jennifer Renée3/25/16, 5:08 AM

      Time to stop what? We're under orange bar lights, but thanks for letting your insecurity show.

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  2. The Orange Man Fails7/30/11, 7:15 PM

    ....or become Speaker of the United States House of Representatives 6:42

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  3. Anonymous7/30/11, 10:20 PM

    Awesomely stupid.

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    1. Jennifer Renée3/25/16, 5:08 AM

      You liked it enough to take the time to comment though. Hmmm?

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  4. Anonymous7/31/11, 6:35 AM

    7:15 is "Awesomely stupid."

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  5. Anonymous7/31/11, 8:45 AM

    Tony's contribution to Internet fads: Yanking.

    This consists of staring for several seconds at photos of Jordan Carver with one hand on the keyboard and one in his pants.

    A more accurate name would be "micro-tugging," but it doesn't have the same snap to it.

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  6. Anonymous7/31/11, 10:54 AM

    YES! LOL.

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  7. Jeff7/31/11, 11:26 AM

    They need to stop by the firestation, and do it naked.

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  8. Anonymous7/31/11, 1:49 PM

    No, they already have union hookers at the fire stations as part of the benefits package.

    You bring scab labor hookers in there and you'll wind up at the bottom of Longview Lake, with cement sneakers.

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    1. Jennifer Renée3/25/16, 5:11 AM

      Oh nah! We'd do it for free for our firefighters. 🔥
      The amount of "fame for doubke planking" has given Tiffany and I a whole new level of recognition. People asked us to plank everywhere we went! Thx Tony.

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  9. Jennifer Whitney7/31/11, 5:17 PM

    Me and Tiffany Hughes are some orange-ass Kansas City bitches fo sho! HAHA! Thx Tony! This is awesome

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  10. KC orange planker7/31/11, 5:23 PM

    DAM! I love when jealous hussies aren't brave enough to post their real name, and not this annonomyus crap, but I'm actually heading to the tanning bed now :P

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    1. Jennifer Renée3/25/16, 5:13 AM

      Use sunscreen KC Orange Planker. DAMN! I bet I know exactly which jealous piggy pot posted this too.

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  11. Tiffany Hughes7/31/11, 5:52 PM

    Thanks for the mention Tony! Love it! It's KC, also something goofy and fun to do!

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  12. Tiffany Hughes7/31/11, 5:57 PM

    *always* (I hate typos) :-)

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  13. Anonymous8/1/11, 2:44 PM

    I wanna do Tiffany

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  14. Anonymous8/1/11, 2:56 PM

    goofy kansas city. your right about that.

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  15. Jennifer Whitney8/3/11, 3:58 PM

    I wanna do Tiffany too ;) Seriously tho...who put that comment? HEE HEE!

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  16. Tiffany Hughes8/5/11, 11:21 AM

    Wow...

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