Sprint Still Hanging On

If only Sprint corporate masterminds waiting for a buyout looked as awesome as Jessica-Jane Clement . . . Then people just might have some sympathy.

Instead . . .

BUYOUT HOPES FOR SPRINT SEEM LIKE THEY'RE PERMANENTLY ON HOLD!!!

In the meantime, the world is moving forward without them. Even worse, Sprint seems just a little bitter about the situation: Sprint mounts campaign against AT&T--T-Mobile deal

Nobody gives Sprint much of a chance in this fight. In fact the only thing JoCo employees of the company might look forward is even more layoffs.