Local job seekers who shouldn't have "earned" a degree in Communication Studies should start their long, march toward Best Buy employment at these top local firms:
5. Intouch Solutions Inc.
4. Bernstein-Rein (Not hiring and never will again)
3. Barkley . . . Anybody but a early 20-something-hottie recent college grad who is ready to make some mistakes would have better luck at Sonic.
2. PlattForm Advertising - The Golden Ghetto runs the boring and withering ad game now.
1. VML - The last look at the old days.
Note: None of these firms hire very many people of color or at least people of color not paid to market the fact that they're people of color.
Good luck . . . And remember that PR is slightly less degrading than waiting tables . . . Then again, so is prostitution.
5. Intouch Solutions Inc.
4. Bernstein-Rein (Not hiring and never will again)
3. Barkley . . . Anybody but a early 20-something-hottie recent college grad who is ready to make some mistakes would have better luck at Sonic.
2. PlattForm Advertising - The Golden Ghetto runs the boring and withering ad game now.
1. VML - The last look at the old days.
Note: None of these firms hire very many people of color or at least people of color not paid to market the fact that they're people of color.
Good luck . . . And remember that PR is slightly less degrading than waiting tables . . . Then again, so is prostitution.
Yay for non paid internships and door to door sales!
ReplyDeleteWhy is waiting tables degrading? I know lots of people that do it and make more than some 'white collar professionals' and work less hours.
ReplyDeleteI think it's safe to assume these companies would not hire Tony.
ReplyDeleteWhat's wrong with Prostitution? Seems like an honest living to me, compared to most other so called professions.
ReplyDeleteHey Tony, now you have me curious. Why the rant against the PR firms? I work in high tech so doesn't effect me but this obviously is a raw nerve for you.
ReplyDeleteAdvertisers are fucking scum anyway. They have no souls, but only have a meager existence to find a market for literally every little entity on this planet or (maybe) universe.
ReplyDeleteYeah kids, college was a scam. Meanwhile, continue supporting the outrageous salaries for Bill Self and Anderson in Arkansas. A fucking college basketball coach surely deserves a multi-million dollar salary. He's not even coaching at a professional level. That's where your tuition all goes to; fucking what a vapid, shallow bunch my generation is today.
You forgot Boasberg Wheeler, oh wait they suck anyway!
ReplyDeleteBarkley sucks. Fromm family has ruined it.
ReplyDelete05:11 with the wisest comment of the day.
ReplyDeleteMindless adoration and jocksniffing is a great diversion from actual issues!