TKC BREAKING NEWS!!! KANSAS CITY VOTER TURNOUT AS SKINNY AS MIRANDA KERR!!!

My polling place is as desolate as Union Station . . . And that's what I'm going by, also morning crowds around a few polling places I've seen aren't too impressive.

I don't count this in anyone favor . . . GIVEN THAT KANSAS CITY VOTER TURNOUT IS ALWAYS SKINNY!!!

It's a nice sunny day so maybe things will pick up . . . I'll simply note that Miranda Kerr is kinda skinny but still worth checking out if these somewhat recent GQ photos are any indication.

Any uptick in voter turnout will be celebrated but for the most part, I just wanted to post Miranda's hot narrow booty and remind people that almost nobody cares about Kansas City election drama.