TKC EXCLUSIVE CAPTION CONTEST!!! CREATE A HEADLINE FOR KANSAS CITY'S MAYOR FUNKHOUSER SEEN HERE PUSHING A LOT OF BEER!!!
I don't know if Mayor Funkhouser photographed here pushing around a lot of Boulevard Pilsner is a good endorsement for either party but it should be good fun here on TKC.
THANKS TO KICK-ASS TKC TIPSERS WE HAVE A VERY IMPORTANT CAPTION CONTEST FEATURING KANSAS CITY'S MAYOR AND A LOT OF BEER!!!
The winner of this contest is going to have to be EXTREMELY clever to win the double bonus points awarded on this one (redeemable nowhere) . . . But Mayor Funky loading up on booze is probably a good sign of things to come in this Kansas City campaign.
Have fun . . .
All you needed: Funky Drinkin.
ReplyDeleteLong necks for the Long neck. He undoubtedly needs this much to be able to see the Squid naked!
ReplyDelete"How am I gonna get all of Gloria's beer into this tiny trunk?"
ReplyDeleteI hope the Rowland campaign will accept this token of appreciation and let me have the City Manager job I really wanted.
ReplyDeleteSo little beer.....so much fat vag on Tony's mom.
ReplyDeleteFunky new job "Grocery Boy"
ReplyDeleteWhat a pathetic MF. Squid sicks his ass daily.
ReplyDeleteMidtown Costco. I've seen him there before.
ReplyDelete21 of these 12 packs are upside down. The mean total of boxes right side up is 1.
ReplyDeleteMost likely for his future son in law.
ReplyDeleteMy lazy ass wife ordered me to go.
ReplyDeleteMy beer tastes funky.
ReplyDeleteHe just held up Castco's look at the way he's dressed.
ReplyDeleteI don't care what's in the cart. Whatever he's pushin' - I ain't buyin'.
ReplyDeleteI do NOT have a drinking problem. With all this booze, there's NO problem!
ReplyDeleteNot exactly what I was looking for from my fundraiser at Boulevard Brewery! What does the stamp "Expires on May 1, 2005" mean?
ReplyDeleteThis is how much beer it takes when Gloria is feeling a little randy!
ReplyDeleteMy name is Randy and I resent that!
ReplyDeleteThis is my peace offering to the Mezikans over the Semlar issue.
ReplyDeleteSee, I can relate to the East Side. I just robbed a liquor store!
ReplyDeleteThank you! Thank you! I'll be here all week. Be sure to tip your waitress.
ReplyDeleteWhere's the freaking Clysdales when you need them?
ReplyDeletewhat a jack ass. Can't wait to give him the boot.
ReplyDelete#1 City of beer, blues, barbecue,and pickups.
ReplyDelete#2 How many cans must I stack up, to wash you out of my consciousness.
In all of the Audit Reports that I conducted when I was the city auditor..... what? Damn, lost my train of... Uh, Hmm, well, Oh, the beer? Ohh, squit's on an alcohol-liquid diet. She was trying to cut back, got the shakes, but this seems to calm the bitch down.
ReplyDeleteMichael Bushnell is a she-man bitch.
ReplyDeleteBoulevard RECALLS batch of Pilser because of Funky aftertaste.
ReplyDeleteAn encumbant Mayor has to deliver his own refreshments for a New Years day (fundraising) party.I bet he has a full fridge at home. Im sure there were left overs.
ReplyDeleteStocking up for my mayoral campaign lost party on 2/22 and 3/22.
ReplyDeleteI joined the 12 step program. This is one third of what I usually get, I buy in bulk.
ReplyDeleteHi, my name is Funky and I'am IDIOT. You name it and I can F it up.
Please don't tell on me but My Bitch has ruin my life forever.
Is there a shelter that will accept a big ugly moron. I need protection yall that bitch gon git me. I sked.
I joined the 12 step program. This is one third of what I usually get, I buy in bulk.
ReplyDeleteHi, my name is Funky and I'am IDIOT. You name it and I can F it up.
Please don't tell on me but My Bitch has ruin my life forever.
Is there a shelter that will accept a big ugly moron. I need protection yall that bitch gon git me. I sked.
Now you know how he can stand Gloria all the time.
ReplyDelete"God I love having a City credit card!"
ReplyDeleteHow can he stand it? That man needs help. He is really a pathetic creature. He attacks like a wild animal because he is in a trap.
ReplyDeleteMy name is Little Darrell.
ReplyDelete"My father was not an alcoholic!"
ReplyDeleteI wonder what that will do do to Jeff Roe since he loves to take shots at anyone for drinking or even being at a place with booze. Of course that fat ass has a handful of DUI's (of course it helps when your bosses brother is a federal prosecutor to make those go away) and was the driver for Graves when he would get loaded at the frat houses in Maryville. I am sure that booze is only bad when he isn't drinking it or his boss isn't partaking with some blond in a bar.
ReplyDeletethis picture kind of makes me like funkhouset a little more...
ReplyDeleteMayor Funky seen shopping for marital aids for him. A quick stop on the way home at QuikTrip for breath mints for Gloria means another night of foot worship that would leave Rex Ryan jealous.
ReplyDeleteWill trade beer for votes.
ReplyDeleteFunkhouser for Mayor- The other guys suck!
ReplyDeleteSorry. Thought she was a guy.
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