A blazing balmy 34 degrees today actually seemed like a Summer Breeze . . .
So, I wanted to stop today's posting on a bit of a happier note . . . Sorta.
Have you seen Mayor Funky at these debates and forums? The guy looks like he's being tortured to answer questions and take shots from other candidates. Kansas City's Mayor seems dour, aloof and almost angry and that's really the reason that almost NOBODY comes up and talks to him when he's in public.
Still, I'm sure that the poor guy and outgoing Mayor has happier moments and this photo not only reminds us to stay bundled up during Winter time because it's still cold but also that the Mayor can crack a smile from time to time despite the fact that he's gonna have to look for a new job soon . . . So it's your job, to CAPTION THE MAYOR CRACKING A RARE WINTER ELECTION SEASON SMILE!!!
Gloria walked out on me today.
ReplyDeleteSpliting the votes, Funkhouser win
ReplyDeleteHe just discovered the exit sign.
ReplyDelete"there's pudding in my pants! "
ReplyDeleteWorst Co-mayor in the history of KC.
ReplyDeleteAbandon hope, all ye who enter here!
ReplyDeleteWelcome to KCMO!
And here's our mayor, Jubilation T Cornpone!
Nobody will know you're if you stay under my desk, Gloria.
ReplyDeleteReporter to Funk: "Why you are you so happy, Mayor?"
ReplyDeleteFunk: "My wife only lets me have sex with her once a year."
Reporter: "Gee, that's terrible. So why are you smiling?"
Funk: "Tonight's the night!!!"
Doofus, KC's leader.
ReplyDeleteMy brother Byron is a cock sucking asshole.
ReplyDeleteMy, my ... don't worry dears. It will be over soon.
ReplyDeleteWhen he loses the election, you can blame me, if you want ... won't be true, but you can blame me anyway!
Has anyone else noticed how much the Squitiro's obsess about sex?
Glo must be naked taking this picture.
ReplyDeleteFunk Wins.
ReplyDeleteAnyone else notice how the keyboard commando Byron obsesses about his brother all the way from West Virginia? And, asshole, if he wins will you go away?
ReplyDeleteGee, I cant wait for this to be over.
ReplyDeleteNO
ReplyDeleteI will never go away!
Well, maybe if he loses.
He reached his tentacles all the way to West Virginia to hurt me. Fuck him!
He was the first person to call me a fag, when I was only 13. He didn't just call me that. He convinced my parents that his obsession was true. Like most of you assholes he doesn't even know what it MEANS.
Gloria had my Meat Balls for lunch. hehe
ReplyDeleteByron- Dr Phil here. I was sent some of your posts by a concerned reader who asked me to do an intervention. Dr. Phil is here and everything is going to be ok.
ReplyDeleteI did some checking and found out that you are , in fact, adopted. Your birth mother is Hispanic and living in KCMO. You have a brother, his name is Tony.
All that pain you feel should just wash away. They can't hurt you anymore. Focus on your new family and bond with your biological brother Tony.
Tony IS more my brother than Mark!
ReplyDeleteMark has only ever been a biological brother.
BYRON IS BLACK...THEY ALL ARE.
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ReplyDeleteSad Sad Little Man.