MAYOR FUNKY CALLS THE FEDS!!!



More on the bold and especially dumb move by Mayor Funky . . .

Mayor Mark Funkhouser has asked U.S. Attorney Beth Phillips to consider assigning an investigator to examine the Kansas City Port Authority.

Fun stuff and right out of the desperate politico play book . . .

And for this imaginary investigation I might suggest some other topics:

The fact that Mayor Funky's son is getting more cash than Jeff Roe at this point from Mayor Funky's campaign fund . . . It's not illegal, just some interesting nepotism for the Mayor to look at . . .

How about all those appointments to Kansas City boards and commissions courtesy of Mayor Funky for some of his supporters contributors?

There are dozens of other interesting things an investigation could look at . . .

My favorite is a 10k donation from Julia Kauffman and then Kansas City building a 1000 parking garage for the ugly ass PAC . . .

Call me paranoid (while I could give a damn about the shenanigans at the Port Authority) . . . But Mayor Funky playing Inspector Gadget with the Feds just proves that Funkhouser is desperate and doesn't have any real idea about own corruption.

Comments

  1. This should keep you busy Madam12/15/10, 7:04 AM

    Kim Carlos
    KC Consulting

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  2. 12/15/10 7:04 AM

    Do not forget:

    Louie Wright and Cindy Circo - If there is indeed a difference between the two individuals.

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  3. Who else is going to investigate this? One moment you give a shit Tony, the next you don't. Make up your mind!

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  4. Good. Pretty soon there'll be a name of an investigator. Send your tips of who the Criminal Minds are to this guy. Attach documents.

    Let the feds get used to nosing around Sitty Haul. Too bad they can't also uncover incompetence, but hey. Criminality's a good start.

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  5. While the Feds are at it, they need to check out City Hall too.

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  6. A better place to start would be Mayor Funky's campaign office.

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  7. Funky and A Marie Young.

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  8. Seriously T you and the clowns blogging on this topic need to take your thorazine cause you're out of touch with reality. The issue isn't Louie Wright, Cindy Circo, Jeff Roe nor Julia Kauffman. It's the misuse of public funds by the Port Authority and their high-dollar lawyer Session. That's the issue; no need to thank me. Now you can all go back to ranting.

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  9. Someone needs to investigate that fucking runnion idiot... What a maggot!

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  10. Beth should also swing by the Funky abode while she is at it. I am certain there would be lots of irregularities in their finances. Not to mention their bat shit crazy family dynamic.

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  11. Feds are looking at several areas of City Hall already. Housing Department (Deb Hermann's involvement when Housing committee chair); Citadel where two indictments are already in, and now Port Authority where Burke was supposed to be the watch dog. Only problem for the Funk is he is part of city government so he has to take responsibility for everything in the public's mind. Sly, Rowland, and Klien just stand by and watch all this unfold.

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  12. Don't forget that DOJ is involved investigating the city's long-term noncompliance with the ADA. What's that going to cost?

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  13. Jeff Roe did the same thing for a client in Jefferson City. Roe then said the oppoenent (Judge Brown) was under investigation. Look for an ugly mailer against Mike Burke to tie him to a legal investigation of one of Burke's client.

    Burke and Funk are fighting with Deb Herman for the same Northland votes. No one south of the river knows Burke or Herman.

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  14. Feds may be investigating Housing, but Deb is not the target. Cauthen dismantled the department and began putting cronies and incompetents in charge shortly BEFORE Deb was chair of the committee.

    Just one of the many reasons Deb was ahead of the curve on trying to get rid of Cauthen.

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  15. toadstool_watcher12/15/10, 5:22 PM

    Thank God! Let the FEDS in .... but honestly, Justice Department will not open an investigation on funk'd's say so. And not one during the city hall elections.
    If they do bite, it won't get started until February at the earliest.

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  16. Funk and Sly in the Final.

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  17. Feds dont have staff to investigate city hall anymore. They've all transferred over to TSA to get in on that pat down thing at the airport.

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  18. I think the Feds should pat-down people as they enter and exit City Hall, and sometimes when someone is just sitting at their cubicle just feeling sexy after taking a handful of herbal hormone pills and washing them down with a big quaff of green tea. The subject could be taken into a bathroom stall for the pat-down, because you can get a surprising number of people in a bathroom stall if you really are committed to the endeavor and if your feeling really horny.

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  19. Gloria X, take your medication! You're past due.

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