Very nice . . . This Mayoral election is finally taking on the kind of stupid on which TKC thrives!!!
CHECK OUT MAYORAL CANDIDATE JIM ROWLAND AND HIS GERMAN SHEPHERD CALL OUT FUNKY DYSFUNCTION AND THE CAMPAIGN POODLE!!!
Rowland's video isn't too bad in as much as somebody needed answer the Mayor's tired campaign tactics recycled for this year.
I can also see Rowland's peeps working on his "likability" factor. All of the Mayoral front runners are serious and professional people, but Rowland is quickly becoming the most personable of the group . . . Only anony d-bags in the comments dare to challenge my assertion. And while I trust the words of AWESOME TKC TIPSTERS regarding behind the scenes behavior . . . Right now we're talking about public perception among the slightly larger group of voters in Kansas City.
Altogether, not a bad first effort on Youtube for Kansas City Mayoral Candidate Jim Rowland . . . I'd certainly like to see what the other candidates develop.
No more talking dogs.
ReplyDeleteNo more barefoot bitches!
ReplyDeleteDeb could do a YouTube video in front of a puppy mill, which one of her key supporters, Meghan Tallman, feels should be free to torture and torment animals until they die.
ReplyDelete(Enter Deb surrounded by injured and sick dogs)
"Hi, my name is Deb Hermann and these are my dogs. They do not have cute names. As a matter of fact they do not have names at all. They will not live long enough to merit bonding to, but some of my friends will make a lot of money from their suffering. The people of Missouri voted to end these inhumane practices, but my friends are going to over turn that vote of the people. Please vote for me for mayor."
I would never vote for Deb Herman.
ReplyDeleteJim Rowland is a much nicer guy than he's given credit for and the video does a nice job of humanizing him. Unfortunately however he's not going to make it.
ReplyDeleteI am sure the Idi Amin Da Da had his warm and fuzzy moments too.
ReplyDeleteOr Deb could do a video where there is an English Bulldog with peanut butter smeared to the roof of its mouth and she does the voice over:
ReplyDelete"Hi, I am little debbie and I want to be your next mayor. much like Kansas City, Missouri, my history is lacking in education and direction.
I will always be on the job because it is not like anyone will spending time sleeping with me. I mean look at me!
So on February 22nd, vote for me Little Debbie and choose a mayor that has the same credentials as the school district - none.
Paid for by "a face only a mother could love for mayor - Frances Semler Treasurer.
Funk and Sky in the final.
ReplyDeleteCandidates can try to endear themselves to us by portraying themselves as likeable pet lovers till they are blue in the face. The real question of them as pet owners and leaders is will they pick up their pooch's shit when they come into our yards?
ReplyDeleteApparently, Funkhouser's pooper-scooper wasn't big engouh to pick up those stinking $500,000 turds deposited in City Hall by his bitch-in-heat Gloria.
ReplyDeleteSo, maybe it's time to examine the baggage our candidates may bring with them to office. Pets, spouses, errant children, ex's, lovers, ongoing lawsuits, restraining orders, drug addictions, gambling debts, parole officers, naughty youtube posts, etc...all these could come back and haunt us.
ReplyDeleteTKC Kickass Tipsters, you have your job cut out for you! Bring us the dirt!
ReplyDeleteWouldn't be quicker to just cut to the chase and vote for the dogs?
ReplyDeleteIt couldn't be much worse and at least they tend to be loyal!
At least Rowland has a manly dog. Not like that hairy, annoying, stinky little creature ever present on Funky's lap. No, I'm not insulting that cute little poodle. I was talking about Gloria!
ReplyDeleteDoes Rowland do anything but whine whine whine? We have enough crybaby whiners in city hall. It would be nice to have a little less piss and moan in government. I know, asking a lot. Sorry.
ReplyDeletelol @ the Deb haters.
ReplyDeleteOf course, facts aren't needed to be funny, which goes a long way to helping your comedic careers.
WTF?
ReplyDeleteNow we are going to elect dogs to run KC? Seems to be the problem we have now-too many dogs!
When's he going to do his own thing? Has anyone else noticed that all these candidates are simply RESPONDING to things Funkhouser does (typically the superficial). They should try to make their own creative video, I'm sure it'd be great.
ReplyDelete"Meghan Tallman, feels [puppy mills] should be free to torture and torment animals until they die." What a f*cking no-clue piece of sh*t you are to say such a thing. I know it isn't *your* fault that you are an uninformed idiot, but ask any professional breeder, veterinarian, or well-informed animal lover and they will all say that "Puppy Mill" item was bullshit. To claim that Meghan Tallman doesn't love animals is pure crap. I know for a fact she is one of those owners who over-coddles her furry friends. Oh, and by the way, even people who hate dogs don't support puppy mills. The only people who support them are the ones making money off of them.
ReplyDeleteNice try, Gray. You have dog meat to work with and you gave it your best shot. But I do like that German Shepherd!
ReplyDeleteOh for cripes sake, Meghan Tallman isn't running for mayor. Rowland is an angry asshole who is trying to humanize himself so people won't notice what a dick he is. Too late Jim, people notice. And please quit talking about how you "taught in the 'inner city'" when you were at University Academy in freakin' Brookside! What a man, Jim, what a man.
ReplyDeleteYou judge someone by the company they keep and if Deb Hermann pals around with a proponent of puppy mills the Deb Hermann is pond scum.
ReplyDeleteQ. What's the Hermann plan for lost and stray dogs?
A. Sell them to animal testing labs for a profit, and cut Northlanders' taxes with the proceeds.
If Jimmie is elected we will have another Glo on the 29th floor. God forbid.
ReplyDeleteYa have to wonder about a mayor who keeps a poodle.
ReplyDeleteFunky sleeps with the Poodle in his under shorts. Just ask the Glo..
ReplyDeletePuppy Mills have NO proponents. There ARE people who object to the misleading campaign that the folks who want to outlaw my steak put out.
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