Thursday, October 07, 2010

THE FUNKY CO-MAYOR CONSPIRACY!!!



Prime Buzz reports that Mayor Funky and probably his wife are planning to appoint Ultra-Conservative Conspiracy Theorist Jack Cashill to the "Citizen Advisory Committee to Review Police Officer Disciplinary Procedures"

A great many people in KC know Cashill and he seems like a pretty nice guy.

His work on the national level has been highlighted through quite a few Presidential Administrations.

For instance . . . Cashill put the Clintons at the epicenter of a great many conspiracies.

At the outset of the Obama Administration Cashill first offered "proof" that the President's books were ghost written.

Heck, he even won a Pitch "best of" Award for his penchant for conspiracies.

Check Google and note that the term "Conspiracy King Jack Cashill" comes up quite a bit.

Personally, I can't help but admire the dude's writing while noting that a Mayor who formerly called himself a "Liberal" is now hanging out with a crew that's probably more Conservative than anything allowed on Cable TV News.

As for the mystery of Mayor Funky's appointment selections . . . Unfortunately, there is no conspiracy. Kansas City's Mayor simply sucks at the appointment process and was just to stubborn to learn how to do it correctly.

24 comments:

Anonymous said...

Unlike you, Tony, Jack actually researches his writings prior to publishing.

Anonymous said...

Researches his writings? Using worthless sources. Cashill sucks. Get rid of Funk.

Anonymous said...

Maybe Mork and MIndy weren't available.

Anonymous said...

The co-mayors havent made a logical appointment yet.

Anonymous said...

Hey Tony, has is your resume coming? when was the last time you were on national radio or tv?

do you have an emmy nomination?

do they even HAVE an emmy category for jacking off to horse sex?

thin margin said...

The Emmy award for jacking off to horse sex is called "The FOX NEWS AWARD" Tony hasn't a chance at that brass ring!

Anonymous said...

Will, get a job or hobby or something. Sitting on Tony's blog isn't going to pay those legal fee's.

Royster the crazy strikes again.

Mad Jack C. said...

But I AM Napoleon!

And I like to quote sources from inside the Echo Chamber where it is safe.

Anonymous said...

Is Cashill a resident of KC or does he live in Kansas?

Anonymous said...

I recall when Jack Cashill was peddling Y2K hysteria ...

Anonymous said...

He lives in Brookside, in a house that has "codes violation" written all over it. He's a dozen cats away from becoming crazy "keep off my lawn" guy. He's got the crazy down.

Anonymous said...

Tony has sex with his hand. Gross.

Anonymous said...

The best woman Tony has ever been with is his mom's hand. Double gross. (Prolly double hand)

Anonymous said...

Tony, just how fat is your mom?

Anonymous said...

Tony, just how nasty does your mom's dirty mexican taco smell?

as a Mexican man said...

Do you think your mom's beef taco tastes good?

Anonymous said...

Thin margin - Tony learned a long time ago when his mom use to wear rings that jerking off with jewelry involved is no good! Too many emergency room visits!

Anonymous said...

11:41-11:46: Can you just put all your unfunny comments into one post next time?

Anonymous said...

Mark Funkhouser has always thought of himself as a liberal, but he's not.

"Father's have the right to hit their sons if they want to." - Mark Funkhouser

"Well, you must of tricked him into hitting you." - Mark Funkhouser

Co-dependency attack

Andrew said...

I agree. He should probably consider someone with more experience. I admired Marcason and Gottstein's resolve when they appointed Glorioso to the redistricting advisory board. Is it unethical for one man to sit on two boards?

Anonymous said...

If these comments are Royster support. I am SO glad he lost.

Anonymous said...

Doesn't mean shit, the advisory board is a joke, the ass clown Board of Police Commissioners with Alvin "I hate white people" Brooks handles discipline and supports Corwin when he fires everyone. Oh yea, but back in the day when you are racist Julia Bush and Greg Watkins you get to retire and have a nice cash settlement instead of a prison term, KCPD is corrupt as fuck.

Tony Has Success Envy said...

Tony, your resentment of moderately successful, educated white people is a refelction of your own failures to measure up to any measure of success. You Envy. So, you hate. And you attack, and tear down - and you empathize with other losers like yourself.

You should go back to school and learn to be good at something, rather than attack people who already ARE good at something.

Anonymous said...

Anon 4:45 AM

If you're going to cut & paste the same argument over & over again, you should have the time to improve it a bit.
Socrates - Happiness is the only measure of success.