The Star: "Missouri's nearly three-week-old law that sharply restricts sexually oriented entertainment has brought a sharp decline in business at venues across the state."
The article didn't really inform us about anything we might not have expected . . . I can only hope Jeff City Reporter Jason Noble and JoCo Newsie Dave Helling had a good time researching this obvious consequence of Matt Bartle's legislative fear of naked women.
Gotta see those nipples and that pussy.
ReplyDeleteLAS VEGAS (AP) — Tempest Storm is fuming. Her fingers tremble with frustration. They are aged, knotted by arthritis and speckled with purple spots under paper skin.
ReplyDeleteBut the manicure of orange polish is flawless and new, and matches her signature tousled mane.
She brushes orange curls out of her face as she explains how she's been slighted.
She is the headliner, you know. She is a star. She is classy.
"I don't just get up there and rip my clothes off," she says.
Indeed, the 80-year-old burlesque queen takes her clothes off very slowly.
I'd add a gaping asshole to that first comment.
ReplyDeleteI'd add a gaping asshole to that first comment.
ReplyDeleteBig surprise. You can go to any nightclub and see girls in less.
ReplyDeleteOh yeah, gotta have the gaping asshole.
ReplyDeleteWanna dance on my pole?
ReplyDeleteI thought they were all nice single moms working their way through nursing school.
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