TKC BREAKING NEWS!!! CITY HALL INSIDERS SAY MAYOR FUNKY WILL NOMINATE KENDRICK'S DADDY GEORGE BLACKWOOD TO THE PORT AUTHORITY TOMORROW!!!
The Mayor's Port Authority Slap Fight With The City Council Continues . . . And once again he stays losing.
To wit . . .
CITY HALL INSIDERS SAY MAYOR FUNKY WANTS TO APPOINT HIS HOMEBOY AND CHIEF OF STAFF'S DADDY GEORGE BLACKWOOD TO THE PORT AUTHORITY!!!
It's a dumb move because Blackwood is more infamous in Kansas City political circles for partying than any of his other exploits. To be fair, Blackwood was a Council dude AND he was all over Mayor Funky's Campaign Finance reports back in the day.
Double Bonus: Chief Of Staff Kendrick Blackwood's Daddy coming through for Mayor Funky makes me feel better given that I'm blogging this from my mom's basement. We all need a helping hand from time to time and Mayor Funky seems to be taking his Front Porch Family Circus to the Port Authority to demonstrate how his many connections have inbred.
I can only hope this post made him think twice about the foolhardy effort.
Developing . . . Also, a great opportunity for me to link Usher's "Daddy's Home" which is the stupidest/greatest song currently in my mp3 player.
That's sweet.
ReplyDeleteIsn't Daddy Blackwood also a business partner to Funkhouser?
ReplyDeleteWhat about that International Performance Audit Sham Non-Profit that Blackwood and Funkhouser started?
Blackwood and Funky a couple of dried up old BITCHES
ReplyDeleteIs this replacing Trey?
ReplyDeleteI hope the Port Authority allows open containers at their meetings..
ReplyDeleteOh boy, this will mean more taxpayer funded trips for Georgie to go to Mexico! Frozen on the rocks with salt right George.
ReplyDeleteI suppose this failed mayor will point out that Ed Wolf's son is also feeding at City Hall's trough.... now that Ed Wolf, the elder, is supporting Deb Hermann. I wonder if she wins, will she bring back Old Wolf and keep his son in the money? ANYHOO... same thing! Bringing George Blackwood back into City Hall sober will be a neat trick!
ReplyDeleteBTW, I stood next to George Blackwood at a city hall meeting. Damn, if a contact high was possible, I would've walked to the elevators stone drunk.
Don't forget the second part of the package deal, Mr. Benny Lee, who purchased his appointment to teh Port Authority via generous Flunky campaign donations!
ReplyDeleteWatch out Margaritaville, here comes the KC Port Authority on a "fact-finding" mission!!
ReplyDeleteCan you at least wait until AFTER the plane takes off, George?
Two more Funky Flunkys....
ReplyDeleteI thought you said "POUR Authority"?!?!
ReplyDeleteI believe the Port Authority intends to hire International Performance Audit to go with them on overseas trips to engage international partners in developing international trade.
ReplyDeleteMission Hills millionaire Benny can now travel to his native Taiwan on the CITY'S nickel. I'm sure he appreciates the hand out.
ReplyDeleteAh! International Performance Audit could bring back the old gang. Will Bonnie Sue be involved?
ReplyDeleteI smell a conflict of interest in this appointment.... again.
Dear Attorney General Chris Koster,
I do not mind getting fucked over when I bought my flat screen TV and flat screen monitor. I flat out hate getting fucked over by your unwillingness to open a nepotism investigation into this blasted bastard mayor funk'd.
Thank you, sir, for nothing.
Jet plane, you mean "payback" for the campaign donations?
ReplyDeleteMike Chesser, Funky donation = $3,000 + KCP&L Funky Donation = $3,000. Funky Appointment?= EDC board President
Kay B. Winterowd. Funky donation = $1,000. Funky Appointment?= Port Authority board
Benny Lee. Funky donation = $1,000. Funky Appointment?= Port Authority board
Trey Runnion. Funky donation = $0. Funky Appointment?= Kick in the nuts
Of course Bonnie Sue will be involved. George will need a drinkin' buddy that can keep up!!
ReplyDeleteRemember, Blackwood is or was head of that North American supercorridor group (Chinese goods entering Mexico and coming to the trucking/warehouse hub on south KC on trains) Globalization of trade is dying but these vested interests will be in denial until it is dead, dead, dead.
ReplyDeleteGeorge's $500+ payment to the State Department of Revenue Collection Enforcement Department this month must have put him a little short on his Funky donation.
ReplyDeleteHe'll catch you next month, Mark. His credit is good. Just ask Kendrick.
George had to pay the collection judgment to be eligible for his appointment.
ReplyDeleteWho ever wrote the "POUR Authority" joke.
ReplyDeleteYou win today's best comment.
Touchdown.
The co-mayor even admitted the current port autority chairman was doing a great job. This is vindictive all because he did not do his job on another appointment. Thank goodness the election is an on coming train and the crash will happen. Beth Gottstein did the right thing. This mayoral administration is the most inept in KC history.
ReplyDeleteFunky is the white man burden
ReplyDeleteThis town is soooooooooooo screwed up!
ReplyDeleteKendrick (god bless him) is inexperienced. Im sure he has consulted with papa George. How has that worked out. Worst administration in KC history and that could include the council because of poor leadership.
ReplyDelete"Politics is present in every business, nonprofit, and government organization. Leadership is about managing politics in ways that improve organizational performance."
ReplyDeleteMark Funkhouser on the homepage of his website.
The loud sucking sound you hear is Mayor Funkhouser's political career going "to the ocean" (As in, "All water leads to the ocean."- Gill in Finding Nemo).
At this point the only real question remaining to be answered by Mayor Funkhouser's term of office is: how many political careers of Council members will Mayor Funkhouser "lead" to the ocean with him?
Kansas City gets what it deserves.
ReplyDeletePeople won't vote these idiots out of office so just paying higher taxes so these politicians have more PLAY money.
Bring Back Blue Blog!
ReplyDeleteBring Back Blue Blog!
Bring Back Blue Blog!
Bring Back Blue Blog!
TKC runs a farce blog.
get your fingers outta your ass and write the damn Blue Blog fucker....
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