May's Machete is one of the GREATEST LOCAL AUTHORS CURRENTLY BLOGGING IN KANSAS CITY!!!
She's also one of my all-time faves.
While she may be out of work, that hasn't stopped her creative output.
The local lady not only engages in a lot of local artsy projects around town but also has put together a 365 Self Portraits project on her Flickr photo stream.
The images are sexy, charming, interesting and artsy. Check them out for yourself and BE NICE IN THE COMMENTS because she was generous enough to give TKC permission to use this photo via e-mail.
I love those redheads.
ReplyDeleteGet that girl a feedbag. Owww.
ReplyDeleteOK. So I finally get why women are called broads.
ReplyDelete365 self portraits. I think the term is "self-absorbed."
ReplyDelete"self-absorbed" or bored with no friends.
ReplyDeleteOne word, May: buttplugs. Both glass, and inflatable.
ReplyDeleteThank you.
I worked all through school and also college and grad school, which I paid for myself via scholarships, grants and loans. And now here I am with these degrees and no job!
ReplyDeleteI think "entitled" is the word everybody is looking for.
If you do land that sales job, let us all know so we don't shop there.
Hands that touch buttplugs shall never touch my merchandise.
I enjoy reading May's Machete.
ReplyDeleteI like broad-assed women.
ReplyDeleteWow. Some of those pix are a little on the sensual side. Nice use of your "assets," May.
ReplyDeleteI'm thinking copulation.
ReplyDeleteI'm saying this in the nicest way. She has an attractive broad ass built for copulation.
ReplyDeleteMy god the entire galaxy spins around that woman's ego. It's rather sickening.
ReplyDeleteFYI May, you are unemployed because you keep posting so much revealing shit on the web. I know because I work somewhere you have applied.
Now that's what I call a Wide-Track Pontiac.
ReplyDeleteDon't let those squares get you down.
ReplyDeleteThere's gotta be a bookstore in town that's looking for a girl like you to sell their merchandise.
"get on your bikes and ride!"
ReplyDeleteI make the assumption that she's gay and that's why she has Tony's frequent Seal of Approval. Or she uses the word 'machete' which is a current Latino buzzword.
ReplyDeleteEven so, her blog isn't bad at all, but not nearly the best of the community.
Tony tends to over promote bloggers who subscribe to his interests. Race and sexual orientation. I'm just happy he tolerates me becasue his blog IS the shit, after all!
I tend to promote liberal blogs for the same reason. I'm an unapologetic liberal and that progressive view garners bloggers double coupons at my cash register!
Tony and I only part ways on the illegal alien issue. He's an open border guy, and I want to see Rep Rodriguez type reform. And a level playing field. I see no reason why Mexican infiltrators have better privacy that I do as a citizen!
radio man nobody wants to read your blog.
ReplyDeleteRock on May!
#17 on my bucket list...do a really broad-assed woman.
ReplyDeleteMy analytics of my traffic doesn't agree with you. For my blog and my website. Its all about the metadata and the search engines.
ReplyDeleteAnd of course horrible comments about mayors' daughters and pregnant weather girls, and the keyword "chiefs."
May's fine, but no Pulitzer this year!
I came to the conlusion long ago that HITS isn't what counts. Hits don't stay long. Hell, I'm personally responsible for more than 25 TKC hits, maybe twice that many. But I don't stay long because Jackson County politics are totally boring and so are their political handlers!!
Drudge has the same problem. Lots of "hits" but few ad impressions! This is completely why web hits are meaningless!
Hit me.
ReplyDeleteYeah. It's like with newspapers. Readers are meaningless. On radio, listeners are meaningless.
ReplyDeleteThe picture of May naked on the stairs isn't too bad.
ReplyDeleteI'd let May do me with her strapon.
ReplyDeleteI'm thinking no woman (who hasn't already begun her career as a porn star) should allow her photo to appear on TKC.
ReplyDeleteWhat's a "strapon"? Oh..ewww.
ReplyDeleteWhat's a "strapon"? Oh..ewww.
ReplyDeleteSeveral of the women here at the office have looked at May's pictures, and they all seem somewhat aroused.
ReplyDeleteWhat are buttplugs and how are they used?
ReplyDeleteI don't draw satisfaction at your sexist comments of May anymore than you same guys trashing the mayors daughter.
ReplyDeleteYup, we have your number already. Same guys!
Or GUY.
Do us a favor and drop your internet provider. You don't understand knowledge anyway.
Lookin' good May!
ReplyDeleteYou go girl!
12:44, you eat a big plate of beans and then insert your buttplug. Points are scored according to targets hit: wall is 5 pts. , cat is 10 pts., etc.
ReplyDeleteI gotta say, I wouldn't mind seeing that ass way up in the air.
ReplyDeleteHow about man shaped butt plug?
I bet May is reading these comments and loving it. Especially 1:45.
ReplyDeleteIf May knew anything about TKC, she must have known what would happen when her photos were posted. TKC is a rough neighborhood.
ReplyDeleteWhat percentage of women (no matter their age or shape) want to undress and have photos taken of them?
ReplyDeleteMay...I'd love for you to pee on me. really.
ReplyDeleteThere's an actual photo of her that she describes as being doggy style. No kidding.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the linkage. Too bad these commentators have nothing better to do with their lives.
ReplyDeleteBoy, Tony, it seems like your readership could get out of their parents' basements every once in awhile. Is this the best audience you could come up with? A bunch of impotent, whiny, self-hating scumbags? I've scraped shit off my shoe with more personality than your average commenter. Actual animal excrement is more interesting than the myriad of anonymous douchey comments you seem to garner on your posts. This is your readership? What wastes of flesh and space.
ReplyDeletewhat everyone is really thinking "how many day until she getd naked?"
ReplyDeleteShe has done a remarkable job of marketing herself. Accordingly, if I were hiring someone to market a product to her generation, I would definitely want to see what she has to say. I am impressed with her blog's parallel name to Occam's Razor.
ReplyDeleteThe photo project combined with the 21st-century "woe is me" entitlement attitude reminds me of a title from an old Adam Ant song. Desperate, but not serious.
ReplyDeleteAnyone else think that if May put as much effort into looking for a job as she did taking pictures and writing about NOT having a job, we might not have to read about how she's been unemployed for more than eight months?
But that's just me.
These comments show that the men of KCMO suck.
ReplyDeleteThe idea for a portrait a day was actually made by a friend of May's, & she agreed to join her friend.
I think you're an asshole, Nairah Nosille, but that's just me.
She agreed? Where did she find the free time?
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