Actually, I'm really touched. It has been an AWESOME DAY and all of the B-Day well wishes have been EXTREMELY NICE. I still have to e-mail a few you guys back but right now I just wanted to thank EVERYBODY for the B-Day love.
I rarely share good news with anybody on the Internets but my b-day celebration has kinda been a huge exception to the rule of online douchery.
So, for the evening hours until early morning I'd like to "celebrate" with you bags by offering A RATHER AWESOME LINK TO TO A NSFW PHOTO GALLERY of Brit model Sophie Reade mostly undressed.
THANK YOU DUDES!!!
We'll get back to meanness and more political insight shortly . . . Stay tuned.
NSFW and slightly topless Sophie Reade after the jump . . .
You're welcome T.
ReplyDeleteYou deserve good wishes...you are our KC Man of La Mancha...
ReplyDeleteHappy birthday. You're showing fucking nipples. Can you scale it back so I can read your d-bag ass at work? Thanks, you're a peach.
ReplyDeleteI believe that's only an areola.
ReplyDeleteYeah, T. Don't forget the concept of NSFW.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.nsfw.com/
I'm a little hesitant to wish someone a happy birthday when he calls us all dbags. But now that i'ts after midnight and the dbags bday is officially over, I can be fashionably late and you'd already know that my continued presence here must mean that I like what you do (your racism aside.)
It is shameful that I check T before I check my own email but then I only get jokes and photos from my friends, not serious content about the mayor and whoever those morons are over in Jackson County government youkeep mentioning.
Keep those photos coming so I can place faces with those many names you drop. Who's this Carlos person who seems to be behind all the politics in town? Was it carlos? I dunno. Sounds Mexican to me. Which reminds me. I could use some serious burritos and escharichitas right about now.
I was serious when I suggested you discover brown women. What's the problem with this BBWW? Do browns like it au natural so don't go to plastic surgeons?
I've said so many times God designs better women that plastic surgeons do, but you don't seem to agree. Did you mom bottle feed you, or what? I think when it comes to silicon, more boob does not mean more milk! Ya just have to work harder to get it and there's always that risk of asphyxiation when boob cuts off the air supply. It would seem today's babies have to worry about that. O well.
Hope you had a happy bday. Understand, I like the nipples just fine but I'm retired so Don't have a boss to find an excuse to get rid of me.
Ya DOO know today's anal retentive IT managers DO read people's emails and forward them on to HR, whose job it is to build files so they can fire you for cause, so they don't have to pay unemployment to the state, thereby screwing you out of your benefits!
Human resources, in their view, is an oxymoron. Humans are EXPENSE, not ASSETS. And every employee is a potential lawsuit. So now you know why they work so hard to automate work. Computers don't sue.
Ewwww, this is turning into a rant.
Happy belated bday TEE and if you want me to send you more NSFW
photos, I can. Most of my friends seem to know where to find them.
I don't even have to look.
The girl is right though, you're forgetting that most people read you at work and you're starting to be a liability when it comes to raunch. Yup, that was a clear case of nipples all right. Not that anything's wrong with that.
Babies everywhere love nipples and since we were all babies once, there clearly shouldn't be anything wrong with them except in America where we're way too up tight about everything!
I just reread that long diatribe I wrote and need to add one thing.
ReplyDeleteBreasts and their nipples are NOT OBSCENE by any definition.
Who among us the hell thinks nipples, the source of baby food by 6 billion people would call THEM obscene? Only a moron!
This must be a feminist attitude. For we boys, from infanthood onward, have never outgrown our love for NIPPLES! Which is one of the things women use to keep us in LINE even now!!
I for one want to see MORE nipples on TKC
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday.
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