A great many thanks to THE MOST AWESOME OF ALL TKC TIPSTERS for a rather fashionable photo of our "first lady" on the phone.
The images reminds me to question every person who believes that "Mayor Funky" has a chance when I know that . . .
KANSAS CITY WILL NEVER RE-ELECT CO-MAYOR GLORIA SQUITIRO!!!
While I thank the Good Lord Almighty that this photo was mercifully cropped before I could see it. The point of this post is to remind folks that the Mayor pulled the most horrible "bait and switch" on this town when he brought his wife into office and she's still there violating nepotism statutes according to a great many critics and directing Mayoral staff right out in the open. Seriously . . . It's a TKC EXCLUSIVE FACT that . . .
NOW ALL MAYORAL CANDIDATES MUST ARE ANSWERING QUESTIONS ABOUT WHETHER OR NOT THEY'LL BRING THEIR SPOUSE INTO THE OFFICE WITH THEM!!!
Mayor Funky's failed administration can dress up this serious breach of trust any way they like but in the end, I'm extremely confident that NOBODY want another 4 years of Gloria Squitiro in Kansas City's highest office.
You know you got the bottom end of that photo man.
ReplyDeleteit's cytheria, note how the legs are spread
ReplyDeletethat is one U.G.L.Y Bitch
ReplyDeletewhy is it wearing a bath towel.
ReplyDeleteFuck you Tony for giving me nightmares.
ReplyDeleteBrain bleach!! Stat! Too bad that what has been seen cannot be unseen....but really, this isn't her worst picture. There are so many.
ReplyDeleteSo many women haters who must be gay. That's not such a bad picture actually. Maybe she's a lot better looking than Tony actually portrays!
ReplyDeleteKinda like how Drudge only portrays Pelozi/Ms Clinton ONLY in bad photos!
Course its hard to make the Funk look good, given that he looks like he has Marfans. But who knows, the first wife may look better than Tony portrays her.
Like the First Daughter who actually is pretty damned cute, except for the boyz she chooses!
Sure, I'll sign my name! radioman sed it!
Ooo...radioman plays junior psychologist!
ReplyDeleteGloria would look much better if she kept outside of City Hall. I'm just sayin'
ReplyDeleteshe got weave up in there
ReplyDeleteWhat's next? A crotch shot of Theresa Garza Ruiz?
ReplyDeleteI'd just LOVE to know what your job title is, 7:27. I'm sure I wouldn't know you by NAME for I'm sure your a local nobody except for shitty hall employees.
ReplyDeleteAre you some powerless city hall bureaucrat who resents local political democracy? Would you be happier if some Jackson County political machine figure was in charge, like maybe, a Pendergast kinda figure?
Would you be happier THEN?
radioman what is your name, you hide behind a nomiker, put your real name out there before you chide others for what you do so readily.
ReplyDelete"Nomiker"?
ReplyDeleteI imagine one leg is tucked under the other, although in this pic it does look otherwise.
ReplyDeleteAnd it's..."moniker".
Garza is a skag. I would not want to see up that skirt either.
ReplyDeleteAs Tom Jones once said, "She's a lady... whoa, whoa, whoa, she's a lady."
ReplyDeleteNo, "whoa, whoa, whoa" is what you say to a horse.
ReplyDeleteOh.
Somebody tell this woman to get rid of flower patterns.
ReplyDeleteWide and ready to ride. By TKC, she's his secret dream fuck.
ReplyDeleteThat is gross but probably correct.
ReplyDeleteradioman: amateur pychologist; failed, verbose pundit; washed up former media guy = greg maddox.
ReplyDeleteGreg, nope it's Byron
ReplyDeleteyou know, I think Gloria is actually kind of hot in a flower child momma kinda way
ReplyDeletewide open
ReplyDeleteHELP! HELP! We're being... smothered up here!! The... synthetic fibers... and... glue... are chh... choking ... us......
ReplyDeleteoh! the inhumanity!
Anon 10:35... hilarious! There are some funny folks on this blog.
ReplyDeleteIs that the towel that tara wore in the mayor's office? at least this ugly hag had the decency to wear a nightgown underneath.
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! she thinks she looks "good". HAHAHAHAH!!! HAHAHAHHAHAH! a horse? no way. this heifer is a damn ugly cow. She can't even get her wedding ring on the right finger anymore!!!
ReplyDeleteCow material for with mad cow disease.
What's with the brow overhang? Is it just fat or is her bone structure mashed up? She looks like Ernest Borgnine in drag.
ReplyDeleteImagine trying to work up the needed courage to fuck that thing. No lady sits on her leg in public, Poor hick.
The daughter is looking the same. Very plain. Glad Tara has the guy in the attic. Who else would want her?
@7:50 AM
ReplyDeleteHuh? Strange thing is that of all of his students Mark dated, Gloria was the smallest & ugliest (though this is the best picture of her that I've ever seen.)
Its obvious that the people of Kansas City elected someone that they didn't know anything about. (You're still not sure if I'm really his brother or not. How strange.)
HELLO Byron.
ReplyDeleteI may have missed some of your posts. I was worried that Mark tried to smack you down for your eye popping open letter.
As you can see the disgust rages on.
Keep Well
radioman i've seen her in person and that is one fugly biatch.
ReplyDeleteYES, she is a ugly BITCH fat ugly bitch
ReplyDeleteThey say she had a dog back there chewing on her big ass.
ReplyDeleteWhat a manly man! Courage to dress to his heart's desire.
ReplyDeleteTell me, dude, how do you keep your nuts in place? Duct tape? Tight jock strap?
Manly man? Damn, I think you are right!
ReplyDeleteI think he went to the wrong shop to get his hair piece. They sold him the Three Stooges model. Looks like Moe's hair. But he looks happy sitting in the sun.
Bonk! Yuk! Yuk! Yuk! Yuk! !!!
The Co-mayor on the phone with Kendrick to get a message to the Mayor. Priceless.
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