Gov. Jay Signs Away Decent Strip Clubs



KCTV5 reports that the Bartle Bill wins today . . . Mo. Gov. Signs Bill Restricting Sexual Businesses - "Strip clubs and adult stores in Missouri will have to keep their employees clothed and doors shut by midnight under a new law."

Expect a quick court fight on this one as TKC works to amass a pic folder for future "Show-Me your boobs" posts.

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  1. This would kill convention business.

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  2. two girls working their way through college

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  3. Just another law to cerate more criminals so we can put them in our over-crowded jails

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  4. Exactly.

    Then new prisons will be needed, & taxes raised to fund them.

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  5. The complete pussification of the state of Missouri......Even Utah allows adults to drink alcohol at strip clubs....I wonder if Nixon is going to count the lost jobs and liquor tax revenue from this legislation?

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  6. Orphan of the Road6/25/10, 8:29 PM

    The courts will rule it unconstitutional, an infringement on free speech.

    Bartle is a head case and needs to be voted out of office. How could any sane person chose Bartle over Bob Johnson?

    Oh yeah, God spoke the them...

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  7. I can't have a beer and look at strippers in Missouri??!!....Sounds exactly like the rules they have in Baghdad

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  8. Grt...all the dancers will now become escorts, flood the market and reduce pricing. P____sy has gotten a little expensive around here.

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  9. Man Cave With $$6/26/10, 1:03 AM

    Great! Now all the riff raff won't get their hands on the sweet ones. More choice for me and my buds.
    You weaklings can buy my video footage in the near future.

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  10. Anon 1:03 AM

    Are we supposed to be impressed because you're a whore?
    Real men are monogamous, you lying little boy.

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  11. Bartle Promised Jay a BJ or something6/26/10, 8:02 AM

    Byron your brother should have spoken out against this regressive law, but Gloria has his balls in her pocket so he kept his mouth shut for fear she would use her car keys again.

    Everyone, please send a contribution to the ACLU to help pay for the upcoming legal challenge to this unconstitutional scribbling.

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  12. Just curious as to how they can constitutionally enforce the clothing part of this law? Why don't strip clubs just take advantage of the crackdown and set up private membership clubs allowing them to serve and do as they please? As with anything found illegal or anything being banned the popularity will come.

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  13. Legislatures think that making behavior illegal will make it stop, it doesn't. It just makes more criminals. The police have real things to do like solving murders.

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  14. Incredible analysis Byron. I'll read it again in a few minutes and be equally awe-struck at its power.

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