Take notes ladies . . . After recent news that this town is a fattie mecca I have some important tips for local lady fatties who might not be as good looking for as heavyweight model Crystal Renn but are every bit as high maintenance as the skinnier broads they outnumber and outsize.
Here are the top 5 survival tips for Kansas City big broads
5. Find fatter friends. That's not too hard in this town.
4. Realize that nobody wants to hear about the new diet that's going to fail. Kansas City only appreciates mediocrity from fat Chiefs players and their (male) fans.
3. For some reason, nobody seems to notice all the fat ladies at the Ren Fest. I think it has something to do with the cleavage.
2. Women who laugh easily at the jokes of their male companions still count as "funny" and it takes only half the effort trying to fake comedic talent.
1. Celebrate diversity. Not every culture shares the same values as the white dudes running Men's Health who are calling KC women (and men) fat. So many local minority dudes might not share the same opinion. When it comes to chubby blonde women . . . TKC is actually a fan.
You don't have to look very hard to know we are the fatest city. Damn!
ReplyDeleteNow this one award Theresa garza should get
ReplyDeleteWhat's a skinner broad?
ReplyDeletewha?
ReplyDeleteNo fatties!
ReplyDeleteI bet Tony is the picture of manhood and health, amirite?
ReplyDeleteAh hell TKC! where the fuck did you get my picture? Yes, I am a fat broad. Watch your ass or I might sit on you.... and not in a good way.
ReplyDeleteshe's very attractive.
ReplyDeleteTONY! I used to like you! You think she is fat? Damn, I couldn't even get an ankle in her panties to put them on! Your former friend...
ReplyDeleteWait, she has no chichis!
No Fatties.
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