Maybe my favorite story of the week so far from KMBC:
"A Shawnee woman scared off two men trying to break in through a bedroom window.
Police said the woman walked into her house near 71st Street and Pflumm Road Monday afternoon and spotted the men trying to pry open the window.
She yelled at the men until they ran off, and then she called police."
Not only does this confirm my theory that the women of JoCo get everything they want by yelling but also that hardened criminals would have a tough time standing up to the demanding broads of the Golden Ghetto.
Why are you so prejudiced against Johnson County?
ReplyDeleteWhy not? I am screaming tony!
ReplyDeleteCheap housing there means cheap women. And butt-loads of Mexicant's. That get way to amorous with a bit of drink in them.
ReplyDeleteHere's a novel idea. A fund to get single white women out of Lenexa and Olathe. Bunch of filthy spics wanting to get their way there. We need to protect the gene pool.