I thought I would share a rather brilliant bit of photoshop that came up in the comments yesterday because it CLEARLY took a bit of talent and time.
I should complain that it's kinda racist comparing me to a Chihuahua but I actually like the work not only because it demonstrates that you d-bags are following my every move but also it's clear that I have some major share of mind with readers who would compose such a tribute.
Woof.
Tony--do you drive the Saturn or the Prizm? Also, do people know your mom receives a tax abatement and hasn't really paid property taxes in this city since at least 2005?
ReplyDelete1.) that is pretty weak photoshopping.
ReplyDelete2.) Hearne is gay (seriously)
Is it Hearne's secret boyfriend who tells him that haircut looks good?
ReplyDeleteIt's actually a sheltie, but that would ruin your victimization routine. You really look like a gremlin,and we know movie was racist.
ReplyDeleteIs that a female sheltie?
ReplyDeleteeverything's only about you, Tony
ReplyDeleteDefinitely a sheltie (http://ow.ly/14ANM) But still awesome. Once people start photoshopping your head onto things, it means you have hit the big time. You are one step away from Internet Meme Fame.
ReplyDeleteA Yoda vibe with the dog ears, you have.
ReplyDeleteand Hearne looks like Johnny Rotten of the Sex Pistols.
Buy him a fucking comb.
His hand is kind of close to the dogs lipstick..no fish shticks.
I thought Tony didn't read the comments?
ReplyDeleteAnd how is it racist to put your head on Hearne's dog since you write Douche on Mike Hendricks's head and put mayor Funky on a goat?
I wouldn't be offended, and I also wouldn't be surprised if you did this yourself (it is your style of crude, crass photoshoppery).
I think this is just a sweet Valentine from you and Hearne and Tony, the attack sheltie.
I still don't get this obsession with the Hearne guy. Who is he and why is Tony so obsessed with him? KCMO already has one low rent blog, does it need two?
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ReplyDeleteTony works for Hearne at the cowtown confidential blog. I think what this rather bizarre photo is getting at is that Hearne pays him to attack everyone else, from former Star writers like Tim Finn to all other media outlets. But it seems to have backfired at some point. All people have to do is look and see where TOny'
s paycheck is coming from to understand why he's such a (jerk).
It's not racist to dislike Tony. In fact, it might be a step toward racial harmony for this city to wake up and start ignoring this punk.
ReplyDeleteYeah, because Tony causes the disharmony, not any of you who keep writing racial slurs and racist comments. Honeeee, puhleez! Talk about killing the messenger!
ReplyDeleteI've been reading TKC almost since he started back in 2005, Hearne who? Funny, how many cheap shots are taken on this commy box.
Great blog, Tony. Good stuff!
Cute dog! Where can I get one?
ReplyDeletePuppy pichers, you owe humanity an apology. To even THINK of comparing a disgusting drunk pig like Hearne to the great Johnny Rotten of the Sex Pistols should be a punishable offense.
ReplyDelete:31 is Hearne
ReplyDeleteNow maybe Tony will change his mind about whether the dog park constitutes SUPREMACY!
ReplyDeletelolz
ReplyDeleteI think I can see your vagina!
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