This is my favorite time of year. Forget all of the ice, snow and gray weather and hard feelings.
IT'S ALMOST VALENTINE'S DAY IN KANSAS CITY!!!
Sadly, no one loves or cares about me and I live in my mom's basement . . . But I'm an optimist by nature and therefore I want to celebrate the romance of two of Kansas City's favorite hipsters.
While Nadia Pflaum is down to writing only a few things for The Pitch every now and then, she is every place that's trendy in Kansas City and doesn't seem desperate at all to hold on to her late 20s. Often times, KC's premiere fashion designer Sike is accompanying his lady friend.
So, because I really want to turn the corner and lift people up in this cowtown during this drab time of year . . . I'm celebrating the love of two local hipsters who are much better, brighter and happier than TKC.
See, I'm not afraid to mend fences and show some love. Natch.
That's sweet Tony.
ReplyDeletePrick.
You're right for once T. They do look happy.
ReplyDeletethe question is - what do you want?
ReplyDeleteSike is a good guy. Nadia, is a good guy too.
ReplyDeleteNadia has marvelous tits.
ReplyDeleteI would hit that.
ReplyDeletePoor thing Tony, you don't have to live in the basement because you can come live with me. Won't even charge you rent. Just cook and clean my dishes every day.
ReplyDeleteAnyone curious why Tony has made all kinds of sexually slanderous remarks about this writer in the past? Then perhaps you've overlooked this piece from several years ago:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.pitch.com/2007-01-18/news/the-truth-about-tony/
That's the Tony paradigm... anyone who dares to criticize him will see their name dragged through the mud and photos of themselves all over his site. Which is why this little Hearne+Tony valentine was so extra precious:
http://img38.imageshack.us/img38/5126/11282307.jpg
Tony posted that photo this weekend, just scroll down to see.
ReplyDeleteAnd I thought Nadia was downsized by The Pitch. Does she still work there?
It seems all the fat guys have he hot chicks..Jeff Roe & Sike...
ReplyDeletetrue dat.
ReplyDeleteFuck Tony, Fuck Sike, Fuck Jeff Roe, Fuck Nadia ever so gently.
ReplyDeleteThey are all part of what brings Kansas City down. Wish we had a better quality class of media whore.
AaaAAHHh white woman love..., hell all his clothes are geared towards white hip hop hipster d-bags might as well get the grand prize.
ReplyDeleteI honestly thought he was white with a wig. Poor me.
ReplyDeleteyeah, hello nadia's tits! If I knew she had those kind of mellons, I would have sought her articles out. What the f does natch mean? I demand more pics of Nadia's bosoms.
ReplyDeleteTony = pervert AND racist
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